Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Granted! This time, "the crabs" refers to a group of ill-tempered people that happened to walk by. Because they know every dance, they always have people asking them to do certain moves and never get a moment of peace.
Granted, however it is a P.E.T axolotl, with P.E.T standing for "Pretending Even Though (it's not actually a)". The axolotl is rather just a goldfish in an axolotl costume.
I wish for one singular dollar.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Wish granted! 100 pennies fall ontop of you.
I wish the crabs (like the animal) knew EVERY dance.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
*not that bad actually, I could probably take 100 pennies*
Granted! This time, "the crabs" refers to the group of crabs who don't dance on public beaches and only do it where nobody can easily find them. The public beach crabs are still lacking in dance knowledge.
I wish for exactly 547 pennies to appear around me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Exactly 546 pennies appear around you
I wish for the next persons wish to not be twisted
When da yit gon flurgin
Granted!
I wish for $999,999,999
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I don't even need to twist this one the police will see your bank account
I wish for a wish
When da yit gon flurgin
Granted! You just used it.
I wish the next wish is twisted, but to make it even better rather then to make it worse
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Granted
I wish for the ability to enter video games
When da yit gon flurgin
Granted! Ontop of that, the game physics applies to you while your in the game.
I wish that people would stop twisting my wishes.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.
Granted! People will not twist your wishes for 1 second after your post.
I wish I was fluent in German
(He/Him)
They don't think I can succeed. They need confidence. The rumors about me are a start but... No dreams were shattered in the making of this signature
-Kelsier
🍔 Recommend some homebrew ideas here!
Wish granted! You are instantly teleported to a classroom where you learn German. It takes a few, years, but your wish IS granted in the end.
I wish the next wish didn't get twisted.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A proud member of the Cult of Grammar.