Wish Granted. You now have Aphantasia, a very common human state which includes an inability to visualize; you are now incapable of visualising any form of art in your mind, good or otherwise.
I wish for heaven, meaning a place of infinite duration and maximum goodness where humans go when they die, to be real, while maintaining all human inhabitants humanness on arrival and without any details which increase conceptual distance from "maximum goodness"; since it is the maximum good location, there is only one such possibility.
You can make healthy delicious food but only by sacrificing puppies in an unholy ritual every full moon.
Ha! hardly a con...
Yoooour wish has been graaanted you are now the DM of a nice friendly group of people however you have no true control over the world as the characters can choose what rules they wish to follow or not follow.
Edit; I wish I can have the worlds greatest breakfast of all time.
WISH ... GRANTED. Behold, a pig- in a blanket! It is now YOURS. Be warned, should you consume this pig or the blanket, YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT. Feel free to drizzle them with syrup and lick it to your contentment. No teeth!
Yooour wish haaas been graaanted... You have a coffee so strong that even a single sniff will give anyone a sugar high. A single sip is enough to put someone in a comma.
I wish for a golden sword with no curses.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
WWWIIISSSHHHH Granted you now have a golden sword with not a curse but a enchantment, any damage you do with this sword transfers to you.
i wish to not be able to take damage resulting in death but still die from old age.
you instantly die of "natural causes"
i wish for time to no longer be strictly linear, all events, past present and future happen in no particular order, i can work on an assignment after it is due, i can speak to an long lost relative long after they are dead, many versions of me and anyone else exists all at once, inventors can benefit from the invention they are still inventing while inventing, the coronavirus outbreak could have just as well happened in like 2012, the illusion that is time gets unveiled, all humans exist in an infinite present, not past or future
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Okay, you instantly die, as you are going to die at some point in the future.
I wish I would never have any problems or discomfort resulting from malnutrition or dehydration. (e.g. I can eat and drink whatever, whenever, and in the magnitude I want)
Okay, you instantly die, as you are going to die at some point in the future.
I wish I would never have any problems or discomfort resulting from malnutrition or dehydration. (e.g. I can eat and drink whatever, whenever, and in the magnitude I want)
yeah but at the same time i will have been alive for any given historical event, and will have experienced all that life has to offer
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You can cast the sleep spell at Will.
I wish for the global pandemic to end without another live lost.
Murder Hobo Help (a great place for new dm's to get help with murderhobos and a great place to share how you've delt with murderhobos)
The Pandemic ends, but a new one occurs in which the virus infects everyone and kills them.
I wish I could cast Mending without having to use Material components
The Hammer of Enchantment
Yooour wish haaas been granted. You can now use you flesh and blood to cast mending.
I wish I could make healthy delicious food.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
(your*,also thats material components but alright)
You can make healthy delicious food but only by sacrificing puppies in an unholy ritual every full moon.
I wish that I could craft magical items...
The Hammer of Enchantment
Wish granted. You may create magical items with the souls of your loved ones.
I wish I could make art as good as the art in my mind.
Wish Granted. You now have Aphantasia, a very common human state which includes an inability to visualize; you are now incapable of visualising any form of art in your mind, good or otherwise.
I wish for heaven, meaning a place of infinite duration and maximum goodness where humans go when they die, to be real, while maintaining all human inhabitants humanness on arrival and without any details which increase conceptual distance from "maximum goodness"; since it is the maximum good location, there is only one such possibility.
Granted, you are plane shifted to Mount Celestia.
I wish for a potato
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
you now have a Potato that has been exposed to sunlight for 12 hours.
I wish for the ability to cure insanity with no side affects affecting me or others...
The Hammer of Enchantment
Wish granted. A 10-carat cut gem of painite is the material component of this ability. Painite runs $50,000 – $60,000 per carat.
I wish to be your first cured.
You have been cured, but you must sacrifice your family to make it permanent
I wish to become the DM of a wonderful group of players that don't make me question my existence
I exist, and I guess so does this
Ha! hardly a con...
Yoooour wish has been graaanted you are now the DM of a nice friendly group of people however you have no true control over the world as the characters can choose what rules they wish to follow or not follow.
Edit; I wish I can have the worlds greatest breakfast of all time.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
WISH ... GRANTED. Behold, a pig- in a blanket! It is now YOURS. Be warned, should you consume this pig or the blanket, YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT. Feel free to drizzle them with syrup and lick it to your contentment. No teeth!
I wish to make the ultimate coffee.
Yooour wish haaas been graaanted... You have a coffee so strong that even a single sniff will give anyone a sugar high. A single sip is enough to put someone in a comma.
I wish for a golden sword with no curses.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
WWWIIISSSHHHH Granted you now have a golden sword with not a curse but a enchantment, any damage you do with this sword transfers to you.
i wish to not be able to take damage resulting in death but still die from old age.
you instantly die of "natural causes"
i wish for time to no longer be strictly linear, all events, past present and future happen in no particular order, i can work on an assignment after it is due, i can speak to an long lost relative long after they are dead, many versions of me and anyone else exists all at once, inventors can benefit from the invention they are still inventing while inventing, the coronavirus outbreak could have just as well happened in like 2012, the illusion that is time gets unveiled, all humans exist in an infinite present, not past or future
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Okay, you instantly die, as you are going to die at some point in the future.
I wish I would never have any problems or discomfort resulting from malnutrition or dehydration. (e.g. I can eat and drink whatever, whenever, and in the magnitude I want)
Homebrew is fun.
you become obese and explode on your death bed
I wish for @LeviRocks to post next
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
yeah but at the same time i will have been alive for any given historical event, and will have experienced all that life has to offer
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Obesity would fall under both problems and discomfort.
Homebrew is fun.
this got off topic guys - keep it light! its a game not pedantville...
Chilling kinda vibe.