Granted. The schedule gets posted sooner but it's either at a time when your can't come or on the days you're able to come everyone else can't make it.
Granted. But you're plugged into a matrix that artificially stimulates your neurons so that you're never bored, but also kept in a non-productive state and while there may be no boredom you find your artificial matrix life to be lacking in meaning.
Granted. You can make really good food, but it's always given to others.
(Question: What do you have in the house? I might be able to suggest a simple recipe that tastes nice. Do you have chicken? Pork chops? Ground beef? Pasta? Rice? Anything like that?)
I wish for a really good dehumidifier to take care of the recent humidity influx in the house.
Granted. You get it all set up, but when you turn it on, you happen to be a little too close to it, as it sucks all moisture out of your body. (I know, kinda boring/obvious)
I wish for a well-behaved pet mimic.
(I'll actually be trying a roast with potatoes and carrots sort of thing, but thank you. we should make a forum with just good recipes on it or something :) that would be interesting.)
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(Nice meal plan. I'll be heating up some pork cutlets I made the other day and pairing them with some dice potatoes & chives plus applesauce.)
Granted. But it's so well behaved you can't figure out where it is because it's always taking the place of your household objects without bothering you.
Granted. But cure is put under the control of a cabal that uses its newfound power to put the populace under a totalitarian dictatorship.
I wish I both had a good place to put a spear on my wall and a spear.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You get a tiny catapult
I wish for another tiny catapult so I can attack yours with a tiny projectile.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted. But given ren faire prices you're out like $40 for it.
I wish the prices at the Renaissance Faire were cheaper.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, but I HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER YOUR TINY CATAPULTS.
I wish for a big catapult.
i am a human being.
Granted, but after having that wish fulfilled you realize you passed up the chance for a far superior siege engine: The Trebuchet!
I still wish the prices at the Renaissance Faire were cheaper.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. Everything is now made of dirt.
I wish my school's D&D club would post it's schedule sooner.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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Granted. The schedule gets posted sooner but it's either at a time when your can't come or on the days you're able to come everyone else can't make it.
I wish my alarm clock was easier to set.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. It's now easier to set on fire.
I wish my alarm clock was less obnoxious.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
It is now completely silent. Now you need to buy a second one, which will be double obnoxious.
I wish to rule the world
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
no
i wish for no
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Granted. NO.
I wish I knew exactly what to do when I was bored so I could be entertained, or at least be productive.
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Granted. But you're plugged into a matrix that artificially stimulates your neurons so that you're never bored, but also kept in a non-productive state and while there may be no boredom you find your artificial matrix life to be lacking in meaning.
I wish it wasn't so humid outside.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. It is now humid inside.
I wish I could make really good food because I'm hungry.
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Granted. You can make really good food, but it's always given to others.
(Question: What do you have in the house? I might be able to suggest a simple recipe that tastes nice. Do you have chicken? Pork chops? Ground beef? Pasta? Rice? Anything like that?)
I wish for a really good dehumidifier to take care of the recent humidity influx in the house.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. You get it all set up, but when you turn it on, you happen to be a little too close to it, as it sucks all moisture out of your body. (I know, kinda boring/obvious)
I wish for a well-behaved pet mimic.
(I'll actually be trying a roast with potatoes and carrots sort of thing, but thank you. we should make a forum with just good recipes on it or something :) that would be interesting.)
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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(Nice meal plan. I'll be heating up some pork cutlets I made the other day and pairing them with some dice potatoes & chives plus applesauce.)
Granted. But it's so well behaved you can't figure out where it is because it's always taking the place of your household objects without bothering you.
I wish for a sword.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
(Sounds pretty tasty)
Granted. But with the sword comes a swordsman, demanding a duel to the death.
I wish that I could win this next duel against Vitus.
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