Granted. You spend all night studying to get all the information only to find out that, whoopsie, you forgot to actually go to school and flunk the class despite your knowledge.
I wish for the weather to be great for grilling next week.
Granted! But people keep asking how you got so sexy, and they aren't supposed to ask, so the wishes magic forces their eyes shut because they asked. Now no one can see you in your glory.
I wish I was more creative.
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Granted. Your group has the time to get together frequently, they just don't want to.
I wish that one LEGO 2x4 brick would fall out of the sky for every human on earth.
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So, anyone remember my ressurected three dozen heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives, led by the also-resurrected Huge Goon Balloon Monstrosity,that I unsuccessfully sent to conquer Toril? Oh, no, I haven't forgotten about my babies. They've been patiently waiting, biding their time. And now, I wish to send them on a quest of epic proportions, spanning worlds and untold years, on a noble quest for the fabled big pointy stick!
Ooohhhhh, I remember them for sure.
GRANTED. The Sword of Kas, eh? You've got a ways to go. The first part of their journey takes them through the thickest, hottest, and most dangerous of jungles, eliminating six of the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives. Rest in peace. The rest continue on.
I wish that the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives had a nice tavern to stay and recuperate in.
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Granted! But you don't save them from the puppy's claws. Three more heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives sadly die, having been popped. (I know that they don't have a claw attack in the stat block.)
I wish that the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives all learned one wizard cantrip to aid them in their travels.
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Your VR headset becomes so heavy it snaps the neck of the wearer.
I wish for less wishes.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Granted! You get more school work instead. But you wasted time at school, so now you have to do it at home.
I wish I could know everything that I need to know to pass all of my classes with A's.
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Granted. You spend all night studying to get all the information only to find out that, whoopsie, you forgot to actually go to school and flunk the class despite your knowledge.
I wish for the weather to be great for grilling next week.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. But you die because of a hurricane this week
I wish I was sexy... don't ask.
Granted! But people keep asking how you got so sexy, and they aren't supposed to ask, so the wishes magic forces their eyes shut because they asked. Now no one can see you in your glory.
I wish I was more creative.
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granted, now you have too many deadlines to finish your creative works.
I wish that dresses were masculine and women wearing them aren't socially acceptable.
Granted, kilts are now peak fashion due to the Scottish winning both World Wars.
I wish I had more cool character ideas.
Keep your friends close, and enemies closer.
Granted. But the group can never get together.
I wish my dnd group could get together more frequently.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Granted. Your group has the time to get together frequently, they just don't want to.
I wish that one LEGO 2x4 brick would fall out of the sky for every human on earth.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Ooohhhhh, I remember them for sure.
GRANTED. The Sword of Kas, eh? You've got a ways to go. The first part of their journey takes them through the thickest, hottest, and most dangerous of jungles, eliminating six of the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives. Rest in peace. The rest continue on.
I wish that the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives had a nice tavern to stay and recuperate in.
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(Yeah, they literally have paintings of them there)
Granted. It now sounds like a demand, to go visit Twinkling Stars.
I wish that the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives would continue on their way.
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Granted! But you don't save them from the puppy's claws. Three more heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives sadly die, having been popped. (I know that they don't have a claw attack in the stat block.)
I wish that the heavy, uncontrollably fast, undead, tasty, hyper, highly trained goon balloon special forces operatives all learned one wizard cantrip to aid them in their travels.
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Granted! You don't need to leave, just come back!
I wish Nothic would come back.
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Granted! You are banished to the Orange Juice plane, with waterfalls that are actually Orange Juice falls. You forget all about DDB in your bliss.
I wish my text wasn't stuck in bold now.
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