A lot of people gain a fanatic devotion to the fact that left twix is better. Exactly 50%. The others gain an equally strong opinion: right is better. Because both sides are fanatically devotes to their twix, this starts a world war (world war twix) that results in only a few thousand people remaining on the planet. As a consolation prize, they all prefer left twix.
I wish to go back in time to just before WWT became unavoidable and convince everyone not to kill each other over it.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Granted! There were no casualties during WWT. Due to this, the planet gets overpopulated and the government decided to take inspiration from a book and start "The Hunger Games"
I wish for the Ability to travel between universes (Ex things like cartoons or animes.)
Granted. The first stops? Hunger Games as a tribute. The Promised Neverland as an orphan. Avatar the Last Airbender as an oblivious airbender on the day of Sozin's Comet. Attack on Titan on the day of Wall Maria falling. And other "delightful" places.
Granted! However, with.com is a scam site and now you and all of your new friends have viruses on your computers and phones, which spread to all of your contacts and eventually destroy all computers on the planet. Congrats!
Granted, it falls off by rotating, so you can never press it to deactivate.
I wish I could decide on a cool profile picture.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Yeah, you deal force damage on all of your unarmed strikes, but your STR modifier is -10
I wish more people would join the kitkat wars
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
-10 modifier, that would require me to have -10 strength. What... does that even look like?
Granted. But they're all on the wrong side.
I wish for people to convert to my side of the KitKat debate.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. But they all have horrible arguments and are counterproductive.
I wish that clouds would only appear when I want them to
Granted, but they're toxic and produce radioactive rain
I wish all candy except for kit kats to disappear
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted. But they side against you in the KitKat war.
I wish to win the KitKat war.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
you win, but you die in the process
i wish to be able to shapeshift into my fursona at will
You can, but you can only turn into the picture of your pursona
I wish there was a D&D 5E official hollow knight campaign setting book
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
granted, but it is forever in beta so you can't access it
i wish for TOAST BIG
Sure, but it gets eaten
I wish for me to actually get inspiration for drawing my fursona
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted! You gain so much Inspiration that you refuse to eat until you finish your Fursona. You starve to death
I wish for people to believe that LEFT TWIX IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN RIGHT TWIX
A lot of people gain a fanatic devotion to the fact that left twix is better. Exactly 50%. The others gain an equally strong opinion: right is better. Because both sides are fanatically devotes to their twix, this starts a world war (world war twix) that results in only a few thousand people remaining on the planet. As a consolation prize, they all prefer left twix.
I wish to go back in time to just before WWT became unavoidable and convince everyone not to kill each other over it.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Granted! There were no casualties during WWT. Due to this, the planet gets overpopulated and the government decided to take inspiration from a book and start "The Hunger Games"
I wish for the Ability to travel between universes (Ex things like cartoons or animes.)
Granted. The first stops? Hunger Games as a tribute. The Promised Neverland as an orphan. Avatar the Last Airbender as an oblivious airbender on the day of Sozin's Comet. Attack on Titan on the day of Wall Maria falling. And other "delightful" places.
I wish the dishes would clean themselves.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
wish granted they may wash them but they are tried of being dirty and wash them selves with tinny sharp razors and the kill you and are no at peace
i wish that i had more people to play dnd with.com
Granted! However, with.com is a scam site and now you and all of your new friends have viruses on your computers and phones, which spread to all of your contacts and eventually destroy all computers on the planet. Congrats!
I wish that I am no longer sick
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WISH GRANTED BUT NOW YOU ARE IMMUNE TO ALL DISEASES INDUCING HEALTHY BACTRIA AND THEREFORE YOU DIE
I WISH MY CAPS-LOCK BUTTON COULD TURN OFF
Granted, it falls off by rotating, so you can never press it to deactivate.
I wish I could decide on a cool profile picture.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
granted, but here it is
i wish for a potato
Granted! However, it turns out that this potato is actually the king of potatoes, and now the entire spud army will march on you.
I wish to be good at math
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[A]
Granted! You are now the greatest 1+1 and 1+2 answerer-er ever to live!
I wish for whoever answers this wish to make the second wish in this forum succeed in a way that makes the next wish never exist