Ah-ha I thought you would try some thing so foolish, you average road sign, you, but alas you have fallen for the next event to my ascension to lord and master of all creation. you have also just trade all your power to me and switch bodies with a pig named Samuel. Have fun in the Slaughter house.
Ah, but you misunderstand! The wereboar shifter which you mistook for a pig is actually a level 20 bloodhunter! Your pitiful attempt at godhood is nothing compared to my rise to power, as the God of Blood!
Ah-ha as the one who set up the switch, you warty hog, I knew all along that he was a wereboar and a lv 20 bh and I knew he would attempt godhood and as he becomes the god of blood he doesn't gain any powers and instead I gain the powers of a god and continue the little lv 20 bh to do my bidding as a warlock and not even with a good subclass because I am his god.
But, you forget! I am the wereboar! I have already chosen the subclass: The Order of the Lycan! With my ascension to the God of Blood, my powers increase one hundredfold, and now I shall destroy you under my divine Blood Curse: The Curse of Wrath!
and yet you are no god as I have stolen the powers of the god before you killed him and became my subject and as you patron I decide your subclass as a warlock and you gain no benefits to challenging my godhood
and yet you are no god as I have stolen the powers of the god before you killed him and became my subject and as you patron I decide your subclass as a warlock and you gain no benefits to challenging my godhood
by killing the privous god of blood you unwilling signed a contract that I had put on him to make anyone who kills him my warlock
if someone unwillingly signs an infernal contract then they haven't signed it but whatever. also try not to do power plays like saying they had to kill a god to become a god
and yet you are no god as I have stolen the powers of the god before you killed him and became my subject and as you patron I decide your subclass as a warlock and you gain no benefits to challenging my godhood
But you forget! I am under the effects of a Switch Personsspell! Meaning that I can change between the two at will, and so I switch back to my normal self, and then I take my god-slaying artifact spear, the Godsend, and I impale you in the chest with it!
Aha, but while your eye was turned, I changed one single letter of the code of existence, turning your Godsend into a Godlend, and the God you borrowed it from just took it back! You simpletons can never match my propensity for sheer chaos! YAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Ah, but while you were busy attaining godhood, I converted to atheism! Muahahahaha! My horde of badgers will destroy you!
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Dunderhead! Your badgers are actually my compatriots under the effects of a mass polymorph spell! Now they shall cut you down with their nightmare blades!
BAHAHA You utter fool! While you were casting Mass Polymorph, I switched out their nightmare blades with Animated Knives, which are now flying towards you!
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Ah, but while you simpletons weren't looking, I seized the moment of your distraction to replace your pathetic excuses for knives with even more pathetic PLAY-DOH KNIVES made by INEPT WORKERS! Go home and weep, for struggle as you may you shall never even amount to a level worthy of a scrap of the cast off dregs from the table of my intelligence!
Buffoonery! Such bumbling on, and on, about the table of your intelligence! Well, I shall show you that your table is a mere footstool compared to my hanging gardens of cleverness! Your inept workers were, in reality, more of my own compatriots, secreting a glyph of warding with fireball in each clay dagger! Now, watch in horror, as they all turn on you, thanks to my outsourced new spell, Redirect!
You dwarvish pig-wheeler! I am you! I have been you the whole while! Through the effects of my tenth-level spell, Switch Persons!
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Ah-ha I thought you would try some thing so foolish, you average road sign, you, but alas you have fallen for the next event to my ascension to lord and master of all creation. you have also just trade all your power to me and switch bodies with a pig named Samuel. Have fun in the Slaughter house.
Ah, but you misunderstand! The wereboar shifter which you mistook for a pig is actually a level 20 bloodhunter! Your pitiful attempt at godhood is nothing compared to my rise to power, as the God of Blood!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Ah-ha as the one who set up the switch, you warty hog, I knew all along that he was a wereboar and a lv 20 bh and I knew he would attempt godhood and as he becomes the god of blood he doesn't gain any powers and instead I gain the powers of a god and continue the little lv 20 bh to do my bidding as a warlock and not even with a good subclass because I am his god.
But, you forget! I am the wereboar! I have already chosen the subclass: The Order of the Lycan! With my ascension to the God of Blood, my powers increase one hundredfold, and now I shall destroy you under my divine Blood Curse: The Curse of Wrath!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
and yet you are no god as I have stolen the powers of the god before you killed him and became my subject and as you patron I decide your subclass as a warlock and you gain no benefits to challenging my godhood
not a warlock wym
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I made you one hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
you at least have to have a way to make me one
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by killing the privous god of blood you unwilling signed a contract that I had put on him to make anyone who kills him my warlock
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
if someone unwillingly signs an infernal contract then they haven't signed it but whatever. also try not to do power plays like saying they had to kill a god to become a god
But you forget! I am under the effects of a Switch Persons spell! Meaning that I can change between the two at will, and so I switch back to my normal self, and then I take my god-slaying artifact spear, the Godsend, and I impale you in the chest with it!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Aha, but while your eye was turned, I changed one single letter of the code of existence, turning your Godsend into a Godlend, and the God you borrowed it from just took it back! You simpletons can never match my propensity for sheer chaos! YAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Have you been keeping up on your religion? Seems you haven't been, because THE GOD WAS ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Ah, but while you were busy attaining godhood, I converted to atheism! Muahahahaha! My horde of badgers will destroy you!
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
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Dunderhead! Your badgers are actually my compatriots under the effects of a mass polymorph spell! Now they shall cut you down with their nightmare blades!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
BAHAHA You utter fool! While you were casting Mass Polymorph, I switched out their nightmare blades with Animated Knives, which are now flying towards you!
Life is very busy unfortunately, gone from most Pbp's indefinitely.
If you'd like to contact me, I am on Discord at GreatAxeblade#7595, always happy to chat :)
Homebrew races: ~Otterfolk! Play as a otter!~ Playable Dryad! (Literally just the monster sheet ported to player race)
Sauce Archpriest!- Join the Supreme Court of Sauces! Join the Cult of Cults! EXTENDED SIGNATURE Tooltips
Ah, but while you simpletons weren't looking, I seized the moment of your distraction to replace your pathetic excuses for knives with even more pathetic PLAY-DOH KNIVES made by INEPT WORKERS! Go home and weep, for struggle as you may you shall never even amount to a level worthy of a scrap of the cast off dregs from the table of my intelligence!
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Buffoonery! Such bumbling on, and on, about the table of your intelligence! Well, I shall show you that your table is a mere footstool compared to my hanging gardens of cleverness! Your inept workers were, in reality, more of my own compatriots, secreting a glyph of warding with fireball in each clay dagger! Now, watch in horror, as they all turn on you, thanks to my outsourced new spell, Redirect!
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You lemon, while you were sleeping I planted a delayed, delayed blast fireball that's going off any second now
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"