Suddenly, "DM" appears. <I am the holy avatar of the Overgod of Overthinking, Master of the VOID between Undertale and Deltarune Timelines, and President of Pasta.... GAMER_THIRTEEN! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!> the "DM" says psionically.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Illogical stuff is antilogic, and antilogic and logic explode if they come in contact with each other.
I am formulating antilogic, which I will use as a bomb by throwing and then using logic.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
That, in and of itself, is a form of logic, and you explode.
I am using illogical logic to find a loophole for logic and antilogic to meet without exploding, because they can't touch each other, because technically the magnetic pushing of atoms keeps them so far apart that they absolutely never actually touch. The chair you're sitting in? You're actually hovering a very tiny bit above it, not touching. The computer you're typing on? Your fingers aren't pressing the keys down, just pushing them out of the way. The cells in your neck? Not actually connected to your head, there's a teensy bit of space between them, meaning that, technically, you've already been decapitated.
You can't seem to roll anything but ones, and seeing as you gave yourself stats for the encounter, end up being murdered by the tarrasques.
I am continuing to find illogical ways to not explode. The most recent being, "You forget, a ≠ c because a = asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, and asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar doesn't start with a c."
You can't seem to roll anything but ones, and seeing as you gave yourself stats for the encounter, end up being murdered by the tarrasques.
I am continuing to find illogical ways to not explode. The most recent being, "You forget, a ≠ c because a = asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, and asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar doesn't start with a c."
AHEM, did you not see the "DM" stats??? It is CLEARLY unstoppable!!!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!
asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar is actually another word for the "DM", which completely destroys you.
I am trying to think of a cult I could make that would be worthy of the Grand Alliance of Cults.
You make the Cult of Dying, which kills all who join it.
I am a skeleton with a floor joining the Cult of Dying.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
They smite you again for replying to the wrong post.
I am Ao.
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An army of 5th level clerics force you to fail a turn undead save on the edge of a cliff that leads to instant oblivion
I am an idea
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You get shot down.
I am a successful Idea!
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Who is no longer useful and is left to die.
I am an undead pug immune to turn or destroy undead effects facing an army of clerics on the edge of a cliff.
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You slip.
I don't.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You are destroyed by the clerics' god.
I am chilling on the roof.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Suddenly, "DM" appears. <I am the holy avatar of the Overgod of Overthinking, Master of the VOID between Undertale and Deltarune Timelines, and President of Pasta.... GAMER_THIRTEEN! NOW YOU SHALL DIE!!!> the "DM" says psionically.
I'm chillin in the VOID with Gaster.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
A gas giant forms on top of you.
I am a living gas giant.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You unravel in the VOID's atmosphere.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You didn't say what you're doing, therefore you don't exist, and things that don't exist can't be alive.
I am using illogical logic to kill someone.
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Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
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Illogical stuff is antilogic, and antilogic and logic explode if they come in contact with each other.
I am formulating antilogic, which I will use as a bomb by throwing and then using logic.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
That, in and of itself, is a form of logic, and you explode.
I am using illogical logic to find a loophole for logic and antilogic to meet without exploding, because they can't touch each other, because technically the magnetic pushing of atoms keeps them so far apart that they absolutely never actually touch. The chair you're sitting in? You're actually hovering a very tiny bit above it, not touching. The computer you're typing on? Your fingers aren't pressing the keys down, just pushing them out of the way. The cells in your neck? Not actually connected to your head, there's a teensy bit of space between them, meaning that, technically, you've already been decapitated.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The antilogic blows up in your face because a = b and b = c so a = c.
I have tapped into my magic and am now possessing the "DM', and fighting twenty tarrasques.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You can't seem to roll anything but ones, and seeing as you gave yourself stats for the encounter, end up being murdered by the tarrasques.
I am continuing to find illogical ways to not explode. The most recent being, "You forget, a ≠ c because a = asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, and asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar doesn't start with a c."
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
AHEM, did you not see the "DM" stats??? It is CLEARLY unstoppable!!!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!
asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar is actually another word for the "DM", which completely destroys you.
I am trying to think of a cult I could make that would be worthy of the Grand Alliance of Cults.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You make the Cult of Dying, which kills all who join it.
I am a skeleton with a floor joining the Cult of Dying.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Just because they're dead doesn't mean skeletons can't die again.
I am calling Ao for help against the "DM", because that thing shouldn't be allowed to exist. Needs to be banned.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Jokes on you, it already is banned! IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS!!!
Ao was in the hot tub, so he smites you out of pure godly wrath.
I am waiting for people to join the Rad Undertale Cult, link in my signature.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
1000 years later....................................
(( the humankind is erradicated from this Planet ))
I am downloading the underground version of D&D.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
They join, but only to infiltrate your ranks and get close enough to pull an Alexander the Great and all pull knives on you and stab you to death.
I am smoking at 1 hp, having been smited by Ao.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
They smite you again for replying to the wrong post.
I am Ao.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.