*when the cops aren't around anything is legal-stan pines gravity falls*
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My three genie wishes. 1, I wish that after my final wish, you will be freed from your duties. 2, I wish, if my next wish changes history, those in the new timeline, including the ones that previously did not exist, would remember the current timeline. And 3, I wish that all of the innocent people who died due to conflict never did.
Thoughts? Can you a find a way to monkey paw it?
Congratulations.They remember everything. Everything to ever happen in the previous timeline, causing everyone to undergo brain death. Assuming your third wish doesn’t change history, as the definition of innocence is completely subjective, as well as the definition of person, everyone and everything to ever die is now back. Everything. Congratulations. You’ve killed us all. Does it make you feel good? That in an attempt to save the few, you killed everyone? Do you feel proud of yourself. Well you should.
You got your wish.
I wouldn’t call them the few.
From a completely mathematical and logical standpoint, they are. When making that wish, you intended to bring back everyone who died as the result of a war they were not fighting in. That is not the leading cause of death. And there’s a pretty good chance that it’s less than 8 billion people. So my statement stands
My three genie wishes. 1, I wish that after my final wish, you will be freed from your duties. 2, I wish, if my next wish changes history, those in the new timeline, including the ones that previously did not exist, would remember the current timeline. And 3, I wish that all of the innocent people who died due to conflict never did.
Thoughts? Can you a find a way to monkey paw it?
Congratulations.They remember everything. Everything to ever happen in the previous timeline, causing everyone to undergo brain death. Assuming your third wish doesn’t change history, as the definition of innocence is completely subjective, as well as the definition of person, everyone and everything to ever die is now back. Everything. Congratulations. You’ve killed us all. Does it make you feel good? That in an attempt to save the few, you killed everyone? Do you feel proud of yourself. Well you should.
You got your wish.
I wouldn’t call them the few.
From a completely mathematical and logical standpoint, they are. When making that wish, you intended to bring back everyone who died as the result of a war they were not fighting in. That is not the leading cause of death. And there’s a pretty good chance that it’s less than 8 billion people. So my statement stands
Fair. What about your 3 wishes?
1. I want to have an infinite supply of money that will not cause the economy to collapse
2. I wish that anyone I please (including myself) can become completely immortal, until they wish to pass on.
3. I wanna time travel, and changing the past will not create a new timeline, and will instead change my future
1. The money appears physically on a planet millions of lightyears away. As it's infinite, it's slowly getting closer to earth and will eventually consume the universe in general, but by then economy (and just humanity in general) would be gone anyway so it won't be the cause of the collapse.
2. For a joke answer, I would say that since they need to 'wish' they'd need the genie lamp. As an actual answer, immortal doesn't mean can't feel pain, so someone finds and tortures you for eternity to gain the immortality for only them and their allies.
3. But if your future is changed by fixing a problem or just changing something in general, your future self never would have had a reason to go back in time to change it as it was never a problem, meaning you never would have went back, meaning the change doesn't happen, so you do go back in time, trapping the universe in an endless time loop.
1. That’s technically a violation, as it’s not a supply, and did not start out as an infinite amount
2. There’s this really interesting things: I don’t fear pain, when you’re immortal, waiting a few decades for someone to croak is light work, eventually someone would find me, eventually I would just go numb. If I get bored, I could just croak. Plus completely immortality would mean anything that could result in my death would be negated, so the pain would only last for a few seconds. Oh yeah. No one has infinite resources (except me) Eventually, it would be more worth it to just let me go. And with the third bit, I could just skip forward to such a point, or go back to a previous.
3. Simple. Go back for a different reason, and just do whatever else I want on the way.
1. Let's say it lands on an alien planet and one alien accesses it for a bit before it starts to expand and consume the planet. It's a supply, just dangerous to access. And it will expand for infinity, or at least until the heat death of the universe or something, but if you don't count that as infinite then it just consumes everything at once.
2. Still, they could probably find you in a way to keep you in a constantly weakened state, and having everyone after you to get the same thing would suck a lot. You'd have no free time because people are trying to beg you for immortality, kidnap and torture you, run experiments on you, etc. You'd have to be in hiding for even the most mediocre activities. And then even if you do give it to them, then they'll probably just come back to be like "Hey, can my friend get it too?", and too much could cause overpopulation.
3. You still wouldn't have a reason to go back in time in the future though. If you change something in the past, you never would need to in the future or you're prevented from doing it. Grandfather paradox.
1. Still technically a violation, as I don’t have it. And if it just spawns in, fun. Who isn’t curious to see what happens after the implosion of the universe.
2. You act like that doesn’t sound fun. I’d be the most powerful person in the word still, like I said, kidnapping and torturing me just wouldn’t work. And I could always just say no to them. What are they gonna do about it? Kill me?
3. The plan is simple. Go back in time for one reason. Do not to anything that would change the future (such as visiting 1920svAmerica just cause I can.) Then I can catch a plane and do whatever else I want to do. I would still of had the intention to visit that time period in the future
1. Oh, alright, missed that you need to have it so that's my bad. Instead of spawning on an alien planet it spawns on Earth in your hands. Because you're immortal, everyone else is suffocated and all you can do is swim through an ocean of endless greed. Eventually the universe implodes and either you pass or you swim through the money for all eternity. You can't see what happens either because it's just all money at this point. And to make it sting even more it's invalid money from an ancient civilization.
2. For me it sounds too annoying but alright. So the twist to the first wish is also this one.
3. Even if it wasn't your main purpose, then your future self just wouldn't do it and would focus on the main task instead. So yeah.
1. Now thats a monkey’s paw
2. Boring
3. You underestimate my need for side quests
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Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN)The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Alloooo! Pleasure to meet thee, how art thou this fine day
im good.. You?
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This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN)The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
>be me >go to men's group at the church >the second youngest guy there is probably twice my age plus change
lol relatable
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Sorry. Wanna RP now? Nobody responded to me either. :(
Sorry, had to go, but sure! Whenever you're ready!!! :)
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
*when the cops aren't around anything is legal-stan pines gravity falls*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of BotW titles include:Beastmaster Extraordinaire,Wizened Beholder of the West Wind,Salvatore's Secret Archivist,Bladesong Smith
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, Mechanicus and Realm of Dragons,MDDTG,The Academy threads Admin of the Academy
PM me the word avocado :P
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1. Now thats a monkey’s paw
2. Boring
3. You underestimate my need for side quests
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
Hiiiii!
This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN) The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
[File on Subject #420]
Alloooo! Pleasure to meet thee, how art thou this fine day
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Omori
Yo, I’m Himy, He/Him. I enjoy reading books, understanding why and how things work, anime/manga, video games and obviously, TTRPGS. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I like to think Im close. I’m good at trivia, history and science
I struggle with empathy. If you’re not sure what I mean by that, it basically means it’s hard for me to understand the mental state of others and respond with the right emotions
Should be all the important bits. Sweet
>be me
>go to men's group at the church
>the second youngest guy there is probably twice my age plus change
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
hello vitus
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Maybe I should talk to a therapist
Someone that can hear me
Every time I try to talk to someone close (someone near me)
They don't hear me (they don't hear me)
Yeah, they don't really hear me (yeah, they don't really hear me
Hi....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Hello, Moon Moon.
Hello, Dert.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Playing an eight string guitar in drop e tuning feels so good, heaviest of heavy metal achieved
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
me? omori? nah im not omori I'm basil
im good.. You?
This is not for you. (DM'S OPEN) The Navidson Record
excerpt House of Leaves pg.3
Any controversy surrounding Billy Meyer's film on flying saucers has been supplanted by the house on Ash Tree Lane.. even if the house itself, like Melville's behemoth, remains resistant to summation.
[File on Subject #420]
I'm fine too.... after realising my dearest Soccer team has won yesterday a match for the European Championship cup.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Quite swimmingly, if I may say so
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
lol relatable
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Why not flyingly? Or burrowingly?
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Because those aren't quite
M O I S T
enough for my liking
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
I joined Smorgasbord yesterday :)
But nobody responded to me D:
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
I see. What about burrowing in damp ground? That's pretty
M O I S T
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Sorry. Wanna RP now? Nobody responded to me either. :(
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Sorry, had to go, but sure! Whenever you're ready!!! :)
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)