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Like a rhinestone cowboy! Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeooo! Like a rhinestone cowboooy! Getting cards and letters from people I don't even knooow ,and offers comin' ooover the phone.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
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one of them tried stealing a friendly npc’s axe, fortunately another NPC was able to calm down the situation.
two of them (including axe stealer) got each other to 0 hit points 5 times.
they broke a war forged npc’s arm off
so that was fun!
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
This might have spoilers for Descent into Avernus. This is probably worse.
So one of my players tried climbing the chains attached to Elturel to get down from Elturel, then another thought it was a good idea to try and take on Lucille the pit fiend, just for its infernal battle standard but luckily didn't go after it, he's still having second thoughts, and then when the paladin cast find steed the other player didn't want to share the horse with the other. So the player was just going to walk to Fort Knucklebones and they don't want Lulu to come with them my players, love her too much for her too die.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
This time yesterday was the first time my sister played dnd.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
About that whole fiasco with the war forged and axe, it’s worse than you probably think. One of our characters is obsessed with arm wrestling every friendly NPC they come across and enjoys being thrown at enemies, another has the stereotypical bard mindset (well, at least the nsfw part) even though he isn’t a bard, one is mentally not okay and so refuses to have any relationships, (that’s mine) though at least the others are all pretty normal. :|
(Also, happy D&D anniversary I guess? I’m impressed you managed to keep track)
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Like a rhinestone cowboy! Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeooo! Like a rhinestone cowboooy! Getting cards and letters from people I don't even knooow ,and offers comin' ooover the phone.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
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(try saying that really fast.)
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Holy actual crap, my players are dumb.
one of them tried stealing a friendly npc’s axe, fortunately another NPC was able to calm down the situation.
two of them (including axe stealer) got each other to 0 hit points 5 times.
they broke a war forged npc’s arm off
so that was fun!
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
This might have spoilers for Descent into Avernus. This is probably worse.
So one of my players tried climbing the chains attached to Elturel to get down from Elturel, then another thought it was a good idea to try and take on Lucille the pit fiend, just for its infernal battle standard but luckily didn't go after it, he's still having second thoughts, and then when the paladin cast find steed the other player didn't want to share the horse with the other. So the player was just going to walk to Fort Knucklebones and they don't want Lulu to come with them my players, love her too much for her too die.
"Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced"- Soren Kierkgaard
This time yesterday last year was the first time I played DnD!
Niiice
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Thanks
This time yesterday was the first time my sister played dnd.
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
About that whole fiasco with the war forged and axe, it’s worse than you probably think. One of our characters is obsessed with arm wrestling every friendly NPC they come across and enjoys being thrown at enemies, another has the stereotypical bard mindset (well, at least the nsfw part) even though he isn’t a bard, one is mentally not okay and so refuses to have any relationships, (that’s mine) though at least the others are all pretty normal. :|
(Also, happy D&D anniversary I guess? I’m impressed you managed to keep track)
Don’t ever ask me to get a good charisma stat. I like watching my characters’ social lives disintegrate.
Wow
I was her dm! It was fun
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I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Well I bet it was fun
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