Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
That sounds very nice! Would you mind if I brought something to this year's party?
(Also are you going to actually have a party like this on here on the summer solstice? 'Cause I'd really wanna rp on a one-day only party thread.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(Although it technically is mornin' right now....)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
That sounds very nice! Would you mind if I brought something to this year's party?
(Also are you going to actually have a party like this on here on the summer solstice? 'Cause I'd really wanna rp on a one-day only party thread.)
Depends on what you’re bringing!
(oh and absolutely, I’ll just need a few more warlocks on the forums here, though of course everyone is invited to roleplay there. I unfortunately cannot publish threads due to a glitch in this account so someone will have to make it for me. Now, it would be absolutely amazing if you told others about the benefits of becoming my warlock!) *pyramid scheme ensues*
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
That sounds very nice! Would you mind if I brought something to this year's party?
(Also are you going to actually have a party like this on here on the summer solstice? 'Cause I'd really wanna rp on a one-day only party thread.)
Depends on what you’re bringing!
(oh and absolutely, I’ll just need a few more warlocks on the forums here, though of course everyone is invited to roleplay there. I unfortunately cannot publish threads due to a glitch in this account so someone will have to make it for me. Now, it would be absolutely amazing if you told others about the benefits of becoming my warlock!) *pyramid scheme ensues*
I'll most likely bring some food that'll give anyone who eats it horrible rashes all over their body, and it turns their skin different colors. Is that OK with you?
(I could make the tread for you, or you could give me the names of all of your Warlocks and I could make a PM that we would all share.)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
That sounds very nice! Would you mind if I brought something to this year's party?
(Also are you going to actually have a party like this on here on the summer solstice? 'Cause I'd really wanna rp on a one-day only party thread.)
Depends on what you’re bringing!
(oh and absolutely, I’ll just need a few more warlocks on the forums here, though of course everyone is invited to roleplay there. I unfortunately cannot publish threads due to a glitch in this account so someone will have to make it for me. Now, it would be absolutely amazing if you told others about the benefits of becoming my warlock!) *pyramid scheme ensues*
I'll most likely bring some food that'll give anyone who eats it horrible rashes all over their body, and it turns their skin different colors. Is that OK with you?
(I could make the tread for you, or you could give me the names of all of your Warlocks and I could make a PM that we would all share.)
Just warn the guests first! It’ll be a big hit, everyone there is a sadist anyways and will probably give it to their +1s.
(I can make PMs just fine but that’d be helpful anyways. My two warlocks on the forums right now are you and Vitus, but for Vitus and I it’s mostly just a running joke so we would need to clarify first about it before adding him in to see if he wants to or not. But yeah, we could plan for the great summer solstice Tea Party!)
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
dividing both sides of
a•(b-a)=(b-a)•(b+a)
by (b-a)
just means removing it from both sides.
According to the multiplication property of equality,
(b-a)•(b+a)=(b+a)•(b-a)
0 is never divided by 0 in that proof, so it works.
But arch, you're a young 'un. By all account you should be calling skbidi because GYATT! how could you do such a sigma Ohio move and forget the bussin' line you want him to repeat, fr fr.
*expels stomach contents from mouth*
This physical form of me may be a, “young’un,” but I am an incomprehensible and immortal force of nature! I thought you would have learned that after you signed our contract.
Vomitting is such an L, no cap.
Though curious if, overall, you find yourself more comfortable with adults than your peers.
Actually generally yes, Since I was really, really little I’ve been more advanced at reading and English Than any other subject, and then science and art/acting stuff close behind. And I was like, really advanced at English. And I like talking with most adults more because they’re more engaging in conversation with topics I’m interested about, although I do still have friends my age and all that stuff, and they’re absolutely awesome and interested in the same stuff I am.
i just realized I described myself as like, a prodigy. I am only really good at stuff like English and History and science, i suck at math!
Alrighty. I also did fairly well with adults myself.
Though for describing yourself like a prodigy, I'm gonna need you to write a 10-page essay explaining other ways to describe yourself.
Also, I'm tempted to show you a mathematical proof that 1 = 2.
You underestimate my power of following instructions! (Starts drafting essay on the many uses of adjectives)
Delightful!
Now for the proof
let a and b be real numbers that are equal not equal to zero.
a = b, a,b ∈ R, a,b ≠ 0
So let's start with the following
a = b
We can multiply each side by b
ab = b^2
Now let's subtract a^2 from each side
ab - a^2 = b^2 - a^2
Let's factor these out
a * (b - a) = (b - a) * (b + a)
each side has a (b - a). So let's divide each side by (b - a)
a = b + a
Now as we remember from before, a = b so let's substitute in a for b.
a = a + a a = 2a
At the start we said a,b ≠ 0. So let's divide by a.
1 = 2
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
dividing both sides of
a•(b-a)=(b-a)•(b+a)
by (b-a)
just means removing it from both sides.
According to the multiplication property of equality,
(b-a)•(b+a)=(b+a)•(b-a)
0 is never divided by 0 in that proof, so it works.
Well, either way, we also have wonderful pastries!
Ah, yes, I love pastries!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Our baker is truly wonderous, his name is Uncle Monty and he is simply the most wonderful Pixie! There’s also my good friend Auntie Oma Rattenfanger, who often comes to the parties. She’s an archfey herself, in the Ebon Tides’ whispering fields.
That sounds very nice! Would you mind if I brought something to this year's party?
(Also are you going to actually have a party like this on here on the summer solstice? 'Cause I'd really wanna rp on a one-day only party thread.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Toodles. Have a good night you two.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
Night y'all! See you guys in the mornin'!
(Although it technically is mornin' right now....)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Depends on what you’re bringing!
(oh and absolutely, I’ll just need a few more warlocks on the forums here, though of course everyone is invited to roleplay there. I unfortunately cannot publish threads due to a glitch in this account so someone will have to make it for me. Now, it would be absolutely amazing if you told others about the benefits of becoming my warlock!) *pyramid scheme ensues*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF FRICKIN' MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE?!
(Here comes Toodles!)
(Ooooooooooh, Toooooooooooodles!)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Nooooooo
i’m in the western part of the US so I’m always super lonely this time of night :(
I'll most likely bring some food that'll give anyone who eats it horrible rashes all over their body, and it turns their skin different colors. Is that OK with you?
(I could make the tread for you, or you could give me the names of all of your Warlocks and I could make a PM that we would all share.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I'm in the Midwest, so it's almost 1 in the mornin' for me right now. I'm sorry you're lonely right now, but don't worry I'll be back later.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Just warn the guests first! It’ll be a big hit, everyone there is a sadist anyways and will probably give it to their +1s.
(I can make PMs just fine but that’d be helpful anyways. My two warlocks on the forums right now are you and Vitus, but for Vitus and I it’s mostly just a running joke so we would need to clarify first about it before adding him in to see if he wants to or not. But yeah, we could plan for the great summer solstice Tea Party!)
Alright, so you’re 2 hours ahead of me.
It doesn’t work because b - a = 0 and 0 divided by zero is the null set. I’m terrible at math, but I figured that much out :).
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
sry I was gone!
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Mornin' y'all.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Top 'o the mornin' to ya, Tarasque!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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dividing both sides of
a•(b-a)=(b-a)•(b+a)
by (b-a)
just means removing it from both sides.
According to the multiplication property of equality,
(b-a)•(b+a)=(b+a)•(b-a)
0 is never divided by 0 in that proof, so it works.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
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Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.