School got canceled for me and we were supposed to finish our read through Friday and now I’m pissed
Man, why all the cool people gotta be in Florida?
Am I just not here to you?
You’re Texan. It’s like the same thing.
Texas is the only state that could match Florida in a state Battle Royale. They are a little less crazy but make up for it will all their guns.
You're forgetting Ohio.
Also, IMO, Texas definitely likes guns but I wouldn't call them crazy. Though I'm now reminded of a story of someone I knew that was travelling to Texas, bought a gun there, and then realized, "Wait. I'm in a hotel. How am I going to do this?" And ended up going with, "It's Texas. Make sure it's clear it's not loaded and you're fine."
I'm not sure how many years ago. (It was a dude that would be in his ~70s now.) And I might be misremembering some details. But it's a fun story.
Seems decent. Though the damage output and utility is low for a 9th level spell, as well as taking your concentration, when you could be casting things like Invulnerability, Blade of Disaster, or Weird, for much better damage and utility. Maybe lower the spell slot cost?
A read through is what in this context?
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Man, why all the cool people gotta be in Florida?
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For every Florida Man there must be someone better than that to counteract the imbalance and restore equilibrium.
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Speaking of Florida Man, here are today's top two Florida Man stories that occurred on 9/25. (Probably not this year though.)
Story 1!
Florida Man Police Imposter Pulls Over Real Cops
Story 2!
Florida Man Called for Help From 911 After His Play Station Stopped Working
Thank you, Florida Man, for your service. o7
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You’re Texan. It’s like the same thing.
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
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That’s fair I suppose, we are basically the same.
The first story is glorious.
Indeed.
And it's so quintessentially Florida Man.
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Texas is the only state that could match Florida in a state Battle Royale. They are a little less crazy but make up for it will all their guns.
You're forgetting Ohio.
Also, IMO, Texas definitely likes guns but I wouldn't call them crazy. Though I'm now reminded of a story of someone I knew that was travelling to Texas, bought a gun there, and then realized, "Wait. I'm in a hotel. How am I going to do this?" And ended up going with, "It's Texas. Make sure it's clear it's not loaded and you're fine."
I'm not sure how many years ago. (It was a dude that would be in his ~70s now.) And I might be misremembering some details. But it's a fun story.
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For the record, I don't live in Florida. I live in Atlanta, and they still cancelled. :(
Also, totally agree. Personally I think Texans would win
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I would say Texans have the crazy to match Florida, but because of that I don’t think they would win the battle Royale, I say that as a Texan.
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Seems decent. Though the damage output and utility is low for a 9th level spell, as well as taking your concentration, when you could be casting things like Invulnerability, Blade of Disaster, or Weird, for much better damage and utility. Maybe lower the spell slot cost?
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Empathy is hard
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