You could always create a Cheddar Monk.

See here: https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0003.html

Here: https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0004.html

And putting it together, here: https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0075.html

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A big wheel of heavy cheddar, filled with REALLY old Blue Cheese. It smashes open on impact. Lets assume getting hit with a wheel of cheese deals either 2d8 or 2d6 damage. +2d6 poison from the blue cheese. Combine this with Divine Smite and you have the best damage dealing EVER.

EDIT: Brainwave. FLAME TONGUE CHEESE WHEEL!!!!! Just imagine a flaming wheel of cheese flying through the air at you. That's gonna make anyone run for it... if they survive (Hint: not likely).

 

Someone from the Supreme Court of sauce should know a flaming wheel of cheese is nacho way to create the foundational fondue for a cheese sauce golem.

 Good point. Oops.

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In terms of pure danger, I have always visualised Rot Grubs (pound for pound probably one of the most deadly monsters in D&D) to Corsican Cheese Maggots.

 That was super gross and awesome at the same time!

This is a hilarious discouson 

I actually expect no responses.

why

Because cheese

Speaking of cheese, I created a cheese Domain Cleric for my world a few months ago. Feel free to use it ^^

The followers of Goudar, the God of Cheese, are an eccentric bunch. They are typically found in cheese-making communities, monasteries, or anywhere that has a love for cheese. The Cheese Domain Clerics are responsible for spreading the word of Goudar and the benefits of consuming cheese. They believe that cheese is a gift from their god, and it is their duty to share it with the world.

The Cheese Domain Clerics dress in robes made of cheese cloth, with cheese-themed adornments and accessories. They carry a staff made of a wooden cheese board with a cheese knife attached to it.

The clerics are known to have a deep knowledge of cheese-making techniques, and they use this knowledge to create magical cheeses with unique properties. They have a special talent for creating cheeses that can heal, enhance strength, and even grant the power of flight.

In battle, the Cheese Domain Clerics are formidable opponents. They have the ability to summon cheese oozes to fight for them, as well as using their cheese-making abilities to create magical barriers and traps. They are often seen wielding cheese knives as weapons, which they use to devastating effect.

Despite their love for cheese, the Cheese Domain Clerics are not to be underestimated. They are a dedicated and skilled group of individuals who will stop at nothing to spread the gospel of Goudar and the wonders of cheese.

Domain Spells

You gain domain spells at the cleric levels listed in the chesse Domain Spells table. See the Divine Domain class feature for how domain spells work.

Chesse Domain Spells

Bonus Proficiencies

You gain proficiency in Cooking Utensils and with martial weapons, you also gain proficiency in one skill of your choice from the following: Animal Handling, Medicine, Nature, or Survival.

Cheese Knowledge

 At 1st level, you gain the ability to identify different types of cheese by their texture, taste, and aroma. you gain advantage on (Nature) check made to identify cheese.

Channel Divinity: Path to the Chesse

Starting at 2nd level, you can use your Channel Divinity on another creature’s.

• Divine Feast: As an action, you can create a sumptuous feast that can feed up to 6 creatures within 30 feet of you. The feast provides enough nourishment to sustain the creatures for one day, and any creature that partakes in the feast gains temporary hit points equal to your cleric level + your Wisdom modifier. A creature can only benefit from this feature once per day.  
• Mold Cheese: As an action, you can cause a piece of cheese within 5 feet of you to rapidly mold and grow, creating a 10-foot cube of difficult terrain made of moldy cheese. Any creature other then you that start its turn in this area must make a Dexterity saving throw or take 2d8 acid damage and be restrained until the end of their next turn.

Mold and Fermentation

Starting at 6th level, As a action you can create a small area of mold or fermentation that spreads within a 10-foot radius of you. Any creature other then youself that starts its turn in this area must make a Constitution saving throw (Your spell save DC) or be poisoned until the end of its next turn.

You can use this feature a number of times equal to your Wisdom modifier (minimum of once). You regain all expended uses when you finish a long rest.

Potent Spellcasting

Starting at 8th level, you add your Wisdom modifier to the damage you deal with any cleric cantrip.

Cheese Form

At 8th level, As an action you can transform yourself into a cheese-like substance, granting you immunity to poison, resistance to bludgeoning and piercing, damage, and the ability to squeeze through small spaces. This transformation lasts for 1 minute and can be used once per long rest. If you are able to cast spells, you can’t cast them or concentrate on them while in cheese form. If you are able to cast spells, you can’t cast them or concentrate on them while in cheesing form.

Indomitable Cheese

Starting at 17th level, you gain resistance to acid and poison damage, and immunity to being Poisoned. Additionally, you can cast the spell Polymorph once per long rest without expending a spell slot, but you can only transform the target into a creature that is made entirely of cheese.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyy

Because it’s a Gouda way to relax - eat up!

don't take it seriously, you got Brie-leave in Magic.  if you don't like it, then it's nacho problem.

I'm grateful to witness the curdiculous revival of the legendairy cheese thread!

In my book, cheese is always a weapon. Like most other foods, it is best used for coercion.

If you really want to threaten someone, use vegan cheese.

The cheddar great sword has been enchanted with the extra sharp property by using a lost aging method. When you attack a creature with this weapon and roll a 20 on the attack roll, that target takes an extra 14 constipation damage.