I have a knack for reinventing and adapting old, forgotten d&d monsters for modernity, and that's what I've been doing around here on the site. My denzelian, gorilla bear, sinister, skorpadillo, wafflebanger, Cincinnati roach and gorgriffspidrascorp are all very obscure monsters...and some are somewhat ridiculous, which is why I like remaking them: they're too funny and odd to be left completely forgotten.

I'd like to hear your suggestions for me to homebrew next. The more strange, funny or unknown the better. You can also leave your own advice at how you would convert it, that would be swell. 

(while the tag says "looking for game" I'm more like "looking for monsters" hehe)

I'm a little disappointed the Cincinnati Roach doesn't have some feature about it's love or hate of the local chili there.

Shoot, I'll have to fix that