I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
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I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
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I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
Getting caught doesn’t worry me. You set foot in Valinor, you die if I don’t like you.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
Getting caught doesn’t worry me. You set foot in Valinor, you die if I don’t like you.
What if I give you some chocolates? Will you come peacefully?
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I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
Getting caught doesn’t worry me. You set foot in Valinor, you die if I don’t like you.
What if I give you some chocolates? Will you come peacefully?
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
Bluetooth hasn't invented that yet.
I AM BLUETOOTH!
- rips off skin to reveal a literal blue tooth -
Okay, then you aren't using Bluetooth to record, which means you're using a recording device which requires you to send a recording.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
Getting caught doesn’t worry me. You set foot in Valinor, you die if I don’t like you.
What if I give you some chocolates? Will you come peacefully?
Hmmmm…. Nope.
- sadly rolls out the chocolate fountain I had set up beforehand -
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I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
Bluetooth.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
Bluetooth hasn't invented that yet.
I AM BLUETOOTH!
- rips off skin to reveal a literal blue tooth -
Okay, then you aren't using Bluetooth to record, which means you're using a recording device which requires you to send a recording.
ACH! LOGIC! WHY?!!?!?!?!
- fades into dust Thanos-style -
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Just to circle back to something Tolkien, as a scholar of both the Viking Age and language generally, would understand and appreciate: Bluetooth, the technology, is named after Harald Bluetooth, a 10th century king who united Denmark under his rule (and also served as King of Norway for a time). The general idea was the Bluetooth (the technology) would unite devices just as Bluetooth (the king) united Denmark.
The Bluetooth symbol consists of a combined Younger Fuþark runes for H (ᚼ) and B (ᛒ)--forming what is known as a "bind rune". A similar example of a bind rune can be seen in the trademark for Tolkien's estate, which combines a J, two Rs, and a T into the symbol that frequently appears on recent publications of Tolkien's works.
Just to circle back to something Tolkien, as a scholar of both the Viking Age and language generally, would understand and appreciate: Bluetooth, the technology, is named after Harald Bluetooth, a 10th century king who united Denmark under his rule (and also served as King of Norway for a time). The general idea was the Bluetooth (the technology) would unite devices just as Bluetooth (the king) united Denmark.
The Bluetooth symbol consists of a combined Younger Fuþark runes for H (ᚼ) and B (ᛒ)--forming what is known as a "bind rune". A similar example of a bind rune can be seen in the trademark for Tolkien's estate, which combines a J, two Rs, and a T into the symbol that frequently appears on recent publications of Tolkien's works.
Also, when Glorfindel appears in FotR, he mentions that he and two other riders were sent to look for Aragorn and the hobbits, as there are only three elves in Rivendell(Other than Elrond) who are capable of fighting the Nazgul. Thought it's not specified who the other two are, they're likely Elladan and Elrohir, Elrond's sons.
No, you don't, because you're still recording them. They're on your body.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Bluetooth.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
There's no wifi in Middle Earth.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Jokes on you! It's inter-dimensional I don't need wi-fi!
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Bluetooth hasn't invented that yet.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Getting caught doesn’t worry me. You set foot in Valinor, you die if I don’t like you.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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I AM BLUETOOTH!
- rips off skin to reveal a literal blue tooth -
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
What if I give you some chocolates? Will you come peacefully?
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Hmmmm…. Nope.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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Okay, then you aren't using Bluetooth to record, which means you're using a recording device which requires you to send a recording.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
ACH! LOGIC! WHY?!!?!?!?!
- fades into dust Thanos-style -
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
This heated up nicely 😊
Just to circle back to something Tolkien, as a scholar of both the Viking Age and language generally, would understand and appreciate: Bluetooth, the technology, is named after Harald Bluetooth, a 10th century king who united Denmark under his rule (and also served as King of Norway for a time). The general idea was the Bluetooth (the technology) would unite devices just as Bluetooth (the king) united Denmark.
The Bluetooth symbol consists of a combined Younger Fuþark runes for H (ᚼ) and B (ᛒ)--forming what is known as a "bind rune". A similar example of a bind rune can be seen in the trademark for Tolkien's estate, which combines a J, two Rs, and a T into the symbol that frequently appears on recent publications of Tolkien's works.
It did lol.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Yup. Guess I forgot to turn the oven off...
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
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Cool!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
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LotR.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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Favourite minor Tolkien character?
Mine’s probably Glorfindel.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
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Lobelia.
Also, when Glorfindel appears in FotR, he mentions that he and two other riders were sent to look for Aragorn and the hobbits, as there are only three elves in Rivendell(Other than Elrond) who are capable of fighting the Nazgul. Thought it's not specified who the other two are, they're likely Elladan and Elrohir, Elrond's sons.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)