I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
Don't worry, our brainwashing facilities are very clean. You'll be inactive while we're cleaning it, though, so make sure you have a few hours to spend just sitting there, empty-headed before going in.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
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You be good cultist, I mean clubbist.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Well, I try. And so are you, since you're typically the one to remind me to post here when I check in on D&DB.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The Valar is much honoured by your kind words.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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I would like to be in here, I like LOTR, but I actually hardly know anything about it other than the random bits from the movies I remember. :(
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Heheheh, my plan's working perfectly... Wait, what? I didn't say anything. Especially not in Primordial. Did you say something?
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You don’t need to know a lot, you just need to like LotR! You’ll learn a ton from all us Tolkien nerds too.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Not sure if you're being nice, or trying to brainwash me.
Oh. well! This totally-not-a-cult club sure does seem fun!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Don't worry, our brainwashing facilities are very clean. You'll be inactive while we're cleaning it, though, so make sure you have a few hours to spend just sitting there, empty-headed before going in.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The first one. Definitely the first one. Totally not the second.
*Send in the extraction team someone, he’s on to us*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
- rips open shirt to reveal wire -
I have it all on tape, face the music, you've been busted.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You want music? Come try out the Ainur!
They’re music angel things who can kill you.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
If I die, these tapes get released to the authorities! So, what'll it be? Come quietly and peacefully to serve your time? Or be known as a cop-killer and serve a life sentence?
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Me: Hey Mr. Ent how are you doing?
50 years later
Mr. Ent: Good
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I’m a god! I don’t go to jail. Take Penelope and Pug, it was their idea!
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
They aren't the ones who started this cult. You shall go to multiversal prison for the brainwashing and converting of multiple influential people across the multiverse into your little 'club'.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
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I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Nah, I ain’t coming. You know what happened to Numenor? That’s what’s coming to you if you don’t shut up.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Remember what I said about the tapes? You're going no matter what happens to me, and I don't care as long as you get caught, monster! So cut me up into little pieces and serve me in a burger for all I care, you will be caught!
- extreme laughter -
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
...It doesn't work that way. You need to have recorded a conversation and put it in a safety deposit box at a bank, then added instructions to send the recordings to the police and the New York Times if you die. If you just recorded the tapes and have them on you, we can just kill you and take them.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You think I'm that stupid to keep them on me? Of course I have them in a safe place to be sent to the authorities if I die!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.