My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
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I rebuild the fourth wall, but not before telling the audience to enjoy this next part.
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I rebuild the fourth wall, but not before telling the audience to enjoy this next part.
I destroy the fourth wall again.
I rebuild it and ask if this will become an endless cycle of destruction and rebirth of the fourth wall.
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I relocate the 52nd wall to become another layer of the 43rd, in the hopes of creating an indestructible 43rd wall.
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I deconstruct the prison and rebuild the 43rd wall.
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i start a farm
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
then i throw knives at everyone
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
character stats
kobold
level 20 fighter level 20 wizard
20 str
19 dex
20 con
20 wis
20 int
1 cha
vorpal sword.
topaz annihilator
bag of holding
any spell in the wizard spellbook
also an infinite supply of knives and potatoes
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Anson, the halfling, walls in and begins pickpocketing everyone
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
shoots him with the topaz aniolator
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I rebuild the fourth wall, but not before telling the audience to enjoy this next part.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
A whale suddenly falls from the sky, followed shortly by a bowl of petunias.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
I destroy the fourth wall again.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I rebuild it and ask if this will become an endless cycle of destruction and rebirth of the fourth wall.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I relocate the fourth wall, making it an extra layer of the 43rd.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I relocate the 52nd wall to become another layer of the 43rd, in the hopes of creating an indestructible 43rd wall.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Everything on the other side of the 52nd wall is revealed. There is a mongoose.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Krathian comes in and begins indiscriminately screwing with reality.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I summon Juiblex into the prime material plane and make him eat the mongoose
Juiblex also eats Krathian
The mongoose shreds Juiblex to pieces.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I justness realised that a mongoose is not a ducklike bird.
I deconstruct the 43rd wall and rebuild it as a prison for the mongoose
The mongoose oozes through a crack in the prison.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I create the almighty LoRd PoTaTo FACe and he runs off a cliff and smashes through the 9,031th wall going "oH nO"
Strength check
18
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I deconstruct the prison and rebuild the 43rd wall.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.