Other worlds converge upon this one, breaking reality. Thousands of alternate potatoes multiply and in their wake, Sam Gamgee and the potato gods rise again
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I steal a single potato from you, then return to Mechanus, where I attempt to convince the Modrons to steal potatoes for me.
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I make a basket of really good tater tots from my small flying island potato crop. I decide to share the tater tots with the hordes of demon Krathians attempting to overturn my sky island farmhouse.
I steal everyone’s signature, then sell the signatures to Primus for 52 sp each.
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I eat ALL THE POTATOES and SCOURGE THIS LAND so they shall NeVeR gRoW aGaIn!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The world is empty and silent, for there are no potatoes...
...
...
*insert yodeling here*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Does anyone have "a gem-encrusted bowl worth at least 1,000 gp"?
Or just a single potato?
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
You break your teeth upon a diamond replica of a potato, and the potatoes remain unharmed.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I harness the power of the fact that we're on page 42 and use it to destroy the old world forever...
The world is an endless void, save a single flying island, home to me and the last potato in the multiverse...
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Other worlds converge upon this one, breaking reality. Thousands of alternate potatoes multiply and in their wake, Sam Gamgee and the potato gods rise again
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
I take a potato and plant it. Then I use Plant Growth many times on it to enrich the land with eternal potatoes.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
I steal a single potato from you, then return to Mechanus, where I attempt to convince the Modrons to steal potatoes for me.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
I make a basket of really good tater tots from my small flying island potato crop. I decide to share the tater tots with the hordes of demon Krathians attempting to overturn my sky island farmhouse.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I steal everyone’s signature, then sell the signatures to Primus for 52 sp each.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The demon Krathians eat the tater tots and become my army, I send them to go steal potatoes from the potato factory run by modrons.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I'm changing my signature cuz it was stolen and sold.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
I open a potato sandwich restaurant next to BluePhoenix and they are my first customer.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
i start building the potato dome, with 27 potato 12 minions
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I want a tuna salad sandwich.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
I make them a potato salad sandwich.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
why?
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
BECAUSE ITS A POTATO SANDWICH SHOP
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I EAT.......... THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA!
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
DEATH!
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.