The players were fighting some zombies, as you do. They were wrecking said zombies, as you also do. Apart from the bard, who had 5 HP and had the remainder of the zombies surrounding him. The quote was:
"Well, these people smell. Let me enhance that."
By which he means casting Stinking Cloud, which was oddly effective.
Concentration
I have to hear how using a poison attack on creatures immune to poison was effective in any way?
They're immune to poison, but are they immune to an eye-watering aroma?
Exactly! I let him stink out the zombies for fun.
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Two other friends after the statue incident while in an elevator "can we roll to castrate him (previous friend) . Me (sighs) roll a grapple check while the other does the job. (rolls 18, me turns to friend being grappled) roll to contest (rolls 3), person doing the job proceeded to roll max damage.
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3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
So, context. Our party had a wild magic sorcerer, and was about to fight a boss.
Party: enters
Boss: How dare you disturb (boss name)! (Boss name) will have your skulls!
Me: roll for initiative!
Party: *rolls for initiative*
Wild Magic Sorcerer: for my turn, I will cast acid splash on the boss!
Me: Alright, let's see if it goes wild... (Rolls d20 and it goes wild) And now I gotta roll on the table... (Rolls d100)
Alright, (player), as you cast that spell, you feel lighter then air. As in, you're flying up to the literal ceiling. You've just cast levitate on yourself.
“Insane goblin, drug dealer, cannibal, puppet set fire to city in violent combat with innocent heroes.” Guess which one I am.
All of the above? (Jk)
That sounds like my players. I have to bribe them to literally do even the smallest little thing for an NPC that doesn't involve murder.
We’re less murder and more parasitic capitalism and mercenary privateering. I’m the drug dealer, a thri-kreen who mixes weed with russet mold to sell to the populace and create vegepygmies in service to him.
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Exactly! I let him stink out the zombies for fun.
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Pronouns he/him. PM me the word tomato 🍅 or the word Banana 🍌
I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
"you see a hulking thing in a cloak all you can see are its red eyes staring into your soul"
Me a half demon character: "grandpa?"
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"There is a door in front of you."
My players: "What do we do?" "I don't know!" "I headbutt it." "I run in the opposite direction!"
Utter anarchy reigned in the gaming room just because my players were standing in front of a door.
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I am an Unstrikable Warrior, as drummer dictated. Do not waste your energy in attempts to strike me, for it will fail.
I am a knight of the fallen order, an undying saviour, a defeater of tyrants and a bane of evil.
"They may get us for actual violent crime, but they will not get us for tax evasion!"
Hombrew: Way of Wresting, Circle of Sacrifice
“Congratulations! You get an inspiration point for Breaking physics!”
“dm: you hear a voice. ‘Your mortal bodies cannot enter here’
me: I roll for deception!”
Paladin on trial for murder the party is investigating to try and get him out.
"Ok, so we didn't find any evidence... can we plant some evidence?"
-barbarian (to a tree) “friends!” (Rolls for persuasion) -tree (to barbarian) “friends!”
-rouge “wait, what just happened?”
-monk (attempts to convert the tree)
-rouge (attempts to rob the tree and rolls a 1)
-tree “you cannot rob me. BECAUSE THE IS NOTHING TO ROB.”
-fighter “have an AXE! (Hands the tree A great axe)
-tree “okay…”
(Paraphrased, we have just been knocked unconscious and thrown in a metal room)
Me: I break the door open (rolls 17)
DM: The door opens
Me: Cool
DM: Then it closes back, hitting you
DM: But then it opens again. You realize it's a motion activated door.
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DM: Roll
Person 1: 5
DM: It works but Person 2 hears it very faintly
Person 2: Oh, the voices are back
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My friend "can I hump the statue"
Two other friends after the statue incident while in an elevator "can we roll to castrate him (previous friend) . Me (sighs) roll a grapple check while the other does the job. (rolls 18, me turns to friend being grappled) roll to contest (rolls 3), person doing the job proceeded to roll max damage.
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
Last words of this particular pc: I'm really certain that if you die in the dream you just wake up fine.
My two favorites from my first ever campain:
''You're, like, our Big Nature Friend.''
and,
''Maybe the real boss fight was the friends we made along the way.''
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So, context. Our party had a wild magic sorcerer, and was about to fight a boss.
Party: enters
Boss: How dare you disturb (boss name)! (Boss name) will have your skulls!
Me: roll for initiative!
Party: *rolls for initiative*
Wild Magic Sorcerer: for my turn, I will cast acid splash on the boss!
Me: Alright, let's see if it goes wild... (Rolls d20 and it goes wild) And now I gotta roll on the table... (Rolls d100)
Alright, (player), as you cast that spell, you feel lighter then air. As in, you're flying up to the literal ceiling. You've just cast levitate on yourself.
Ah, the chaos that is the wild magic subclass.
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Note: the tree was greatly offended
“I licked a bag of severed hands ONCE. That doesn’t make me a cannibal.”
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
The Bard, yelling at an angry Dragon thatw ants to eat them (paraphrased):
"Hey, beaver face!"
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
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“Insane goblin, drug dealer, cannibal, puppet set fire to city in violent combat with innocent heroes.” Guess which one I am.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.
All of the above? (Jk)
That sounds like my players. I have to bribe them to literally do even the smallest little thing for an NPC that doesn't involve murder.
(He/Him)
I love cats, coffee and Dnd.
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Heres's a little survey I made, if you would be interested in takeing it:
Dragonlance Tavern?
We’re less murder and more parasitic capitalism and mercenary privateering. I’m the drug dealer, a thri-kreen who mixes weed with russet mold to sell to the populace and create vegepygmies in service to him.
hey.
i liked that box.
put me back.