Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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"Okay, fine, roll to hit with the sushi"
"I'd like to pose their dead bodies so they look like they're having a tea party." (FBI this was in D&D. not real life)
"No, [bard], the giant flesh-eating undead is not interested in going on a date with you!"
"Finally, someone who's character isn't... oh. I see I was wrong."
"I hate that logic, but it's not wrong. Fine, you can destroy the universe with your stack of pancakes."
"So, you see, with Summon Elemental and the magic cage, plus the giant engine we made, I can make a train, and since its the only one, I'll charge five gold per ticket. once this gets going, I can make a cross-continental railway, which I will then use to kickstart the industrial revolution, making advanced weaponry. with that weaponry, I'll make a mercenary force, and with the extra money, start a research facility to make plasma weapons. With those plasma weapons, we can then go destroy Cinderburg the Dragon."
"Yes, getting eaten kills you."
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
not from D&D but from Warhamer Age Of Sigmar and it's still funny.
"Time for the fourth death of his life!"
"WHY DID I PUT ALL OF MY STRONGEST UNITS AT THE BACK OF THE BATTLEFIELD!"
both of those were me
Hayyy y'all! She/Her Nebularoace
Atra guliä un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse sköliro frá rauthr!
extended sig
“Beware the black steeeel!”
Hello you can call me Frunk.
I am a Great Knight of the hollow knight cult, and I have been dubbed the holy brain grenade by golden.
I am a DM, Video game nerd, and movie enthusiast!
I also like to read books, some of my favorite include LOTR, Brotherband, Dungeon Crawler Carl…. Etc
Some of my favorite video games include Sea of thieves, HK/SK, Enter the Gungeon, Baldur’s gate 3, and Elden ring.
I make wannabe movies and bad stop motion on my YouTube channel.
Have a good day! 😎
Wait. Hold on a sec. You... you like... you like Warhammer? *slowly begins to vibrate with excitement* *intense excitement begins* What army(s) do you play? How have you painted them? Have you played recently? Do you play other Warhammer games or just AoS? *deep breath* ok I need to calm down
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
(For context, last game of Warhammer his Deffoptas has Deep Struck right up near Ahriman and murked him in one go. Now he's doing the exact same thing)
"I'M GOING TO GIVE AHRIMAN PTSD!!!" -My uncle during a game of warhammer
Eldritch entity currently without Warlocks. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
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I'm not in a campaign right now.
BoringBard's long and tedious posts somehow manage to enrapture audiences. How? Because he used Charm Person, the #1 bard spell!
He/him pronouns. Call me Bard. PROUD NERD!
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