Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Every person that you revive from the dead are unstoppable and are hostile towards you and everybody else near them.
I don't wish for anything. :D
"A Jack Of All Trades is a master of none"
'That's why I hate Bards'
All your wishes becomes all the opposite you wished.
I can walk among the ocean by using barely soundly farts......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But it is so effective that everyone can see and smell the trail, which goes all the way to the shore you left.
I can control a television or a radio with my mind after spending 10 seconds to connect.
But only by mind controlling your hand, which is manipulating a remote.
Immunity to ceremorphosis
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
you are now a gnome, becuase gnomes are immune to ceremorphosis (or at least i am pretty shure that is the case)
i wish people would take my ideas seriously, especially when they are really weird
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
People takes your ideas seriously, but they rely on your lack of sanity.
I wish I could demostrate how a gnome fighter lvl 1 can win an encounter against 1 Tarrasque.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
But you can’t because this thread is for flawed superpowers and not twisted wishes.
I see dead people
but only when you're dead
I can smell dead people
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
But only when they fart
I can read any book with a language I know within 10 seconds, no matter how long the book is
but you have a tendency to damage the book in doing so, and have a hard time remembering anything in it
just like how some people have telepathy, i have hemopathy (the ability to manipulate blood with my mind)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
but only if its AB-
the power to enter people's dreams
But only their nightmares and you are powerless within them.
I am immune to all diseases...
Creating Epic Boons on DDB
DDB Buyers' Guide
Hardcovers, DDB & You
Content Troubleshooting
Except for any deadly ones.
I can eat anything...
D&D is a game for nerds... so I guess I'm one :p
Edit.... ninja'd by typing on a phone.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
...but it always gives you a bad stomach ache.
I can dim and darken the area around me...
Insert interesting signature here.
...but only in dark areas.
I can shapeshift into a dinosaur...
D&D is a game for nerds... so I guess I'm one :p
The dinosaur you've shapeshifted is too tiny to afford the hunger you've adquired.
I can make an omelette with your "tail".....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
... but the omelette is burnt.
I can talk to Demons...
D&D is a game for nerds... so I guess I'm one :p
But only after they've eaten a part of you.
I can sneeze on someone to kill them.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
... but only hen you blow into a tissue.
I can prevent sharks from eating me...
D&D is a game for nerds... so I guess I'm one :p