Your wish has been granted. Since you didn't specify what you meant, you now can only say yes to everything.
I wish to be able to sign back into my Hulu account so I can finish watching Steven Universe.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted! But after you finish watching it, you unfortunately discover that the shows ending was rushed and on a constrained budget due to homophobia higher up in the corporation, therefore ruining the ending of what was an excellent and thoroughly enjoyable show that I spent a lot of time obsessing over when I was younger, and leaving you with disappointed and overall sad memories when looking back on that part of your life, seeing something you loved so much get ruined by evil companies who only care for what's safest for themselves and most profitable.
Sorry that was a bit of a rant dump, the state of SU really upset me (The sequel show had an even worse experience, though the Movie was GOATED) Anyway.... I wish for a lemonade!
It is poisoned. Make sure to specify things like that.
I wish for an anonymous person to spontainiously combust
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
(I already had to deal with a rushed third season to The Owl House because of homophobia and sh*t from Disney so I'll be prepared.)
*Begins ranting and raving*
*STUPID DISNEY GODDAMN YOU AAAAA*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I wish for an egg that is not rotten, not oversized, or anything like that. Just a normal, good chicken egg.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Granted. We all now have our own communal Funny Valentine, the former 23rd President of the United States, mastermind of the Steel Ball Run Race, Stand User who wields the universe hopping Stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, (or D4C for short), is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference, and is also the greatest fictional president of all time.
I wish that since we now have Funny Valentine as the Official President of the Twist The Wish forums, he decrees that there can be no further political wishes that could lead to arguments
Granted! But its very unhealthy and costs you a fortune to take care of, but he/shes very sweet so its worth it
I wish I owned an extra small couch to put in my room
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
its so small you lose it in a crack in the floor
i wish for a worm
PM me the word tomato
Granted! A Purple Worm appears and swallows you whole.
I wish for my own personal army that is loyal to me.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted! They're all 90 year olds
I wish for the power to teleport to a location I choose whenever I want
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
you can but it only one location that you thought of the first time and you really need to pee
i wish for yes
PM me the word tomato
Your wish has been granted. Since you didn't specify what you meant, you now can only say yes to everything.
I wish to be able to sign back into my Hulu account so I can finish watching Steven Universe.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Granted! But after you finish watching it, you unfortunately discover that the shows ending was rushed and on a constrained budget due to homophobia higher up in the corporation, therefore ruining the ending of what was an excellent and thoroughly enjoyable show that I spent a lot of time obsessing over when I was younger, and leaving you with disappointed and overall sad memories when looking back on that part of your life, seeing something you loved so much get ruined by evil companies who only care for what's safest for themselves and most profitable.
Sorry that was a bit of a rant dump, the state of SU really upset me (The sequel show had an even worse experience, though the Movie was GOATED) Anyway.... I wish for a lemonade!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
It is poisoned. Make sure to specify things like that.
I wish for an anonymous person to spontainiously combust
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
(I already had to deal with a rushed third season to The Owl House because of homophobia and sh*t from Disney so I'll be prepared.)
Your wish has been granted. A large, icy cold, completely normal glass of lemonade appears in your hand.
I wish for a duck wearing a top hat.
(Damn. Got ninja'd.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Begins ranting and raving*
*STUPID DISNEY GODDAMN YOU AAAAA*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
(How far through are you so far? I obviously won't spoil anything at all)
The duck is enormous and squishes you.
I wish for a t-shirt with a frog printed on it.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
You get it. with an actual frog pressed into it.
I wish for an egg that is not rotten, not oversized, or anything like that. Just a normal, good chicken egg.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
You get a normal, good chicken egg, but it's missing it's shell, and the raw egg just sort of slops about in your cupped hands.
I wish for a pencil that cannot harm me in any way.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Granted. But it also can't write anything either.
I wish for a the breakfast sausage I like to go on sale at the store.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted! But Its only on sale because it was found to be contaminated, and you get very sick from eating it.
I wish I met a genie irl
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted! You find out your archnemesis found a genie lamp and sent the genie to mildly inconvenience you the rest of your life
I wish I could meet Paganini the Violinist
Granted! But he dies of heart attack just after you meet him and you are blamed for it.
I wish my room was a little bigger
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
it gets bigger. then it immediately begins to contract, forming a black hole.
I wish for the color blue
PM me the word tomato
Granted, only you can see the color blue now.
I wish we had a good president
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Granted. We all now have our own communal Funny Valentine, the former 23rd President of the United States, mastermind of the Steel Ball Run Race, Stand User who wields the universe hopping Stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, (or D4C for short), is a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference, and is also the greatest fictional president of all time.
I wish that since we now have Funny Valentine as the Official President of the Twist The Wish forums, he decrees that there can be no further political wishes that could lead to arguments
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!