[Nah it's my fault sorry man, I worded it funny, there's no issue with your wish at all, I just didn't want there to be any super political wishes that came from my wish, not yours, you're absolutely fine :) ]
It starts to eat you, but it dies before finishing with your lower half, leaving you mangled and crushed to bleed out in the freezing Arctic wasteland, your body forever undiscovered until the snows recede and you are unrecognizable, an Ötzi of your era.
I wish for a non-anomalous crowbar.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Granted. There is now an egg hidden somewhere within the inner workings of your fridge, breaking the entire thing until it is removed. You have 24 hours to find it before it goes rotten and the rest of your food starts to go off too. Good luck.
You destroy all copies, but you failed to cover your tracks. Now all of Wotc and hasbro wants your head impaled with a spike and put on an exec's wall.
I wish for friends to play dnd with. :(
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You get more dnd classes and races, but the never get added to the rule book, so no one ever uses one and people think you’re insane if you try to use them in a campaign
Granted, a machete named "nothing" appears in your gut.
I wish for a grilled cheese
A gigantic slice of cheese with grill marks on it envelops the earth. All is obliterated.
I wish that I had self-control and an idea of what I want from my life.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
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(Sorry I guess)
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
[Nah it's my fault sorry man, I worded it funny, there's no issue with your wish at all, I just didn't want there to be any super political wishes that came from my wish, not yours, you're absolutely fine :) ]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Granted, there are no politics, all is anarchy, and nobody respects Valentine as a president so he doesn’t control the forum anymore.
I wish for a soft pretzel with just the right amount of salt and a small cup of honey mustard.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
[Nooo, reinstate my boi Valentine back to power :( ]
Granted, however the cup of mustard is so small, smaller than a thimble, that it's unusuable.
I wish for a polar bear to eat me
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
*can you respond on sea of stone*
It starts to eat you, but it dies before finishing with your lower half, leaving you mangled and crushed to bleed out in the freezing Arctic wasteland, your body forever undiscovered until the snows recede and you are unrecognizable, an Ötzi of your era.
I wish for a non-anomalous crowbar.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Granted! But you lose it..
I wish for $money$
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
you are now so rich that you were assassinated in the night and robbed
i wish for my drawing to improve
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
Your drawing are made from wax colours which, after a random rain, it just disappeared at all.
I wish I could fill the SENA river in Paris with dopplegangers.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. But now the doppelgangers are French...
I wish I had more eggs in the fridge.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. There is now an egg hidden somewhere within the inner workings of your fridge, breaking the entire thing until it is removed. You have 24 hours to find it before it goes rotten and the rest of your food starts to go off too. Good luck.
I wish for less ants in the world.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Not granted. The Mother of all ANTS is now so anxious to get revenge and eat down your wooden made home.
I wish more stupidity instead of common sense.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. Costco now sells law degrees and the president is a professional wrestler who didn't realize farm crops need water, not energy drinks.
I wish cheap and delicious chai tea bags.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
The tea bags are delicious, but the tea itself awful. Also the bags split easily since they're so cheap.
I wish for a feather.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
You get a feather that's heavier then the rest of the universe combined. It lands on your head and you die.
I wish for thread revivification.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The thread gets lurked by Tyamat's shenanigans..................................
I wish for destroying the new PHB 2024 and the DM edition.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You destroy all copies, but you failed to cover your tracks. Now all of Wotc and hasbro wants your head impaled with a spike and put on an exec's wall.
I wish for friends to play dnd with. :(
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
You get teleported into eberon and a gnome gose adventuring with you to fight a tarrasques.
I wish for more dnd classes and races
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
You get more dnd classes and races, but the never get added to the rule book, so no one ever uses one and people think you’re insane if you try to use them in a campaign
I wish for nothing
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
Granted, a machete named "nothing" appears in your gut.
I wish for a grilled cheese
3 kobolds in a trenchcoat pretending to be a dragonborn
A gigantic slice of cheese with grill marks on it envelops the earth. All is obliterated.
I wish that I had self-control and an idea of what I want from my life.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."