okkm my zOMMbie survant Other People know is beter at speling and gramrr.
I wish for Link from Legend of Zelda to be real.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Okay. You begin to care less about what people think about you. ANd less in general, as its kinda hard to think when you're dead.
I wish for my pet cat/fish steve to be aive again, and he will be a normal cat/fish (NOT A CATFISH) and will love me forever and I won't forget to feed steve and he will be happy forever and ever and we can go on walks and play in the fish park, and play in the cat park... and play... and have fun... *sniff* I... I miss steve... sTEVE!!! I want my friend back... PLEASEE!!! JUST BRING BACK sTEVE!!!1
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I wish that an invincible, immortal, unkillable by any means, snail that kills it’s targets via touch but doesn’t kill me or anyone who doesn’t show threat of severe violence to me would be my bodyguard
You didnt wish for anything, so I will twist it into steve becoming alive again! And since that wish was already twisted, it cant be twisted again! sTEVE IS SAFE!!! (Also you capitalised the s so it doesnt even matter)
I wish for dish.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You get a plate, which is delivered by someone smashing it on your head.
I wish for Saturday to be here.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
You discover a fun thing to do, but after you do it everything becomes dull and boring and you lose purpose.
I wish for a refillable supply of Himalayan salt
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My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
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Your home is forcibly relocated to the top of Mount Everest.
I wish to be smart.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
you gain superhuman intelligence, you become SO smart that you see every error, every mistake, every innefecancy, and you cant help but point them out. eventually, your friends stop talking to you, tired of being corrected. you die sad and alone.
I wish people would check out either link in my signiture
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
You get shot out of a cannon.
I wish for Gibber to give me a high five through the internet.
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A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
You know everything. And have the mental capacity to hold the information. However, this information is from every living creature in the universe, and all their opinions are mixed up. Speaking of opinions, since you know everything, yo also know everyone's opinion, and have no idea which is the right one- or your own. You slowly descend into madness never quite sure if the information in your head is your knowledge or someone else's opinion. You lose all your friends, an d you are shoved into a mental asylum for the rest of your life by concerned family members.
okkm my zOMMbie survant Other People know is beter at speling and gramrr.
I wish for Link from Legend of Zelda to be real.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
Granted! A link to the Legend of Zelda games on the Nintendo store appears in the middle of nowhere.
I wish for good storytelling skills.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You get amazing at telling stories. Sadly, nobody has the attention span to listen to them.
I wish I could care less about what other people think of me.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Okay. You begin to care less about what people think about you. ANd less in general, as its kinda hard to think when you're dead.
I wish for my pet cat/fish steve to be aive again, and he will be a normal cat/fish (NOT A CATFISH) and will love me forever and I won't forget to feed steve and he will be happy forever and ever and we can go on walks and play in the fish park, and play in the cat park... and play... and have fun... *sniff* I... I miss steve... sTEVE!!! I want my friend back... PLEASEE!!! JUST BRING BACK sTEVE!!!1
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Steve dies after 5 seconds because of pollution
I wish that an invincible, immortal, unkillable by any means, snail that kills it’s targets via touch but doesn’t kill me or anyone who doesn’t show threat of severe violence to me would be my bodyguard
NOOOOOO!! STEVEEE!!!!!
...
Wait. I HAVE IT!
You didnt wish for anything, so I will twist it into steve becoming alive again! And since that wish was already twisted, it cant be twisted again! sTEVE IS SAFE!!! (Also you capitalised the s so it doesnt even matter)
I wish for dish.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
You get a plate, which is delivered by someone smashing it on your head.
I wish for Saturday to be here.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
Wish granted! Saturday is here, but it’s 11:59 PM.
I wish for a pizza.
It's an inch in diameter.
I wish for more fun things to do.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
You discover a fun thing to do, but after you do it everything becomes dull and boring and you lose purpose.
I wish for a refillable supply of Himalayan salt
My name is sirpengthegood, and im extremely cultured (atleast in videogames and stuff), and Ive been playing DND since I was 11. I have my own dnd campaign universe, set in its own universe, being dubbed as the ''Choloredverse'' (although its setting is mostly similar to forgotten realms).
I alsooogohiwg0wgtwtg-g-wg---- [ERROR, DATA DOES NOT MATCH WITH YOUR CLIENT]
There is no more data beyond this point. It is recommended to sign out.
...
Your home is forcibly relocated to the top of Mount Everest.
I wish to be smart.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
you gain superhuman intelligence, you become SO smart that you see every error, every mistake, every innefecancy, and you cant help but point them out. eventually, your friends stop talking to you, tired of being corrected. you die sad and alone.
I wish people would check out either link in my signiture
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
*lol, I notice a lot of errors like that right now. I try not to correct people, though*
Unfortunately, everybody is on mobile and can't view signatures.
I wish that I could fly.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
Been nowhere, doing nothing
You get shot out of a cannon.
I wish for Gibber to give me a high five through the internet.
A young storyteller who wanders the lands of lore, weaving a tale at every request. Has a lot of Cramorants. Major twenty one pilots fan. Certified Joker. Writer of Very Fishy Diaries and huge Lemony Snicket fan. He/him. A Warrior of Words, Vindicator of Vocabulary, Paladin of Poetry, and a Lancer of Language.
LOYAL FOLLOWER OF JEFF! PRAISE JEFF!!!
The Loom(my first thread)
You get a high slap instead!
I wish for a vessel to carry my AI!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Granted! It's a potato!
I wish for a nice bottle of safe water.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Well, the water is safe, but the bottle itself...
Tsk, tsk. Should've made sure it wasn't coated with poison.
I wish to never age.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You don't age when your dead.
I wish to know everything and have the mental capacity and speed to do that
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
You know everything. And have the mental capacity to hold the information. However, this information is from every living creature in the universe, and all their opinions are mixed up. Speaking of opinions, since you know everything, yo also know everyone's opinion, and have no idea which is the right one- or your own. You slowly descend into madness never quite sure if the information in your head is your knowledge or someone else's opinion. You lose all your friends, an d you are shoved into a mental asylum for the rest of your life by concerned family members.
I wish for no wishes.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
You create a paradox, because wishing for no wishes would be a wish, and the paradox sends you in the mental asylum with me
I wish for chicken
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.