Not granted. If you are gonna break the rules, so am I.
I wish for a perfect, loyal, cute pug and everything I need to take care of it, while nothing is twisted about the pug or things to take care of it or me, and me and the pug are safe. Do as you wish to the rest of the world.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Not granted. If you are gonna break the rules, so am I.
I wish for a perfect, loyal, cute pug and everything I need to take care of it, while nothing is twisted about the pug or things to take care of it or me, and me and the pug are safe. Do as you wish to the rest of the world.
The pug arrives. Unfortunately for you, it is perfect and loyal, just not to you. Mistakenly trusting it, it leads you into a safe, where there is limited air. In your final moments, it 'takes care of you' by finishing you off, exactly as the one it is loyal to desires.
Not granted. If you are gonna break the rules, so am I.
I wish for a perfect, loyal, cute pug and everything I need to take care of it, while nothing is twisted about the pug or things to take care of it or me, and me and the pug are safe. Do as you wish to the rest of the world.
The pug arrives. Unfortunately for you, it is perfect and loyal, just not to you. Mistakenly trusting it, it leads you into a safe, where there is limited air. In your final moments, it 'takes care of you' by finishing you off, exactly as the one it is loyal to desires.
I wish I had not giving that response....
We spam the report button (No... don't pls) and you implode.
I that I get unlimited more wishes that cannot be timed out.
I wish depression rates went down for earth whilst humanity and the rest of the planet remains living for as long as we otherwise would, with no disaster from my personal a point of view, and my point of view remains the same. The rates must numerically go down and it mustn't be forced apon us to not be depressed, instead it shall gradually go up, as a symbol of the hell of this decaying world slowing down and revolting, leaving us in peace, and again, from my personal perspective. The rates must be halved from where they are now, and it must be what I perceive as the real world and the world I live in as of today. My perspective must not be changed and neither can I. This lower depression rates must do no harm to me or anyone I care about, and with the lower rates mental health overall improves. These improve the world and the changes can not be from 'excitement' due to struggle or chaos, like that of the medieval era, or like your fantasy world; I also wish that the person twisting this wish implodes, and if I get ninjayed whoever ninjayed me implodes aswell.
Not granted. If you are gonna break the rules, so am I.
I wish for a perfect, loyal, cute pug and everything I need to take care of it, while nothing is twisted about the pug or things to take care of it or me, and me and the pug are safe. Do as you wish to the rest of the world.
The pug arrives. Unfortunately for you, it is perfect and loyal, just not to you. Mistakenly trusting it, it leads you into a safe, where there is limited air. In your final moments, it 'takes care of you' by finishing you off, exactly as the one it is loyal to desires.
I wish I had not giving that response....
We spam the report button (No... don't pls) and you implode.
I that I get unlimited more wishes that cannot be timed out.
I wish depression rates went down for earth whilst humanity and the rest of the planet remains living for as long as we otherwise would, with no disaster from my personal a point of view, and my point of view remains the same. The rates must numerically go down and it mustn't be forced apon us to not be depressed, instead it shall gradually go up, as a symbol of the hell of this decaying world slowing down and revolting, leaving us in peace, and again, from my personal perspective. The rates must be halved from where they are now, and it must be what I perceive as the real world and the world I live in as of today. My perspective must not be changed and neither can I. This lower depression rates must do no harm to me or anyone I care about, and with the lower rates mental health overall improves. These improve the world and the changes can not be from 'excitement' due to struggle or chaos, like that of the medieval era, or like your fantasy world; I also wish that the person twisting this wish implodes, and if I get ninjayed whoever ninjayed me implodes aswell.
The gods did not understand your wish so instead they draw an ASCII horse in the sky.
Just before I implode, I wish that I had never broken the rules because somehow an attempted good deed made things worse.
You didn't make a wish before imploding, so the universe implodes with you. (Sorry about your perfect world Tarrasque)
I wish to stop choking whenever I'm winning at a video game.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You didn't make a wish before imploding, so the universe implodes with you. (Sorry about your perfect world Tarrasque)
I wish to stop choking whenever I'm winning at a video game.
You realize that winning video games does not mean you should try to eat them, but unfortunately do nothing but lose video games from then on, making this realization moot.
I wish I was physically able to sleep in in the mornings.
You wish for Earth to have another moon so it gets one for 5 seconds then disappears.
I wish for Earth to have a ring permanently that's not saturns
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Earth gets engaged to Saturn. They both have rings, but in a few months the two planets will collide and crumble into oblivion.
I wish I had more fun things to do.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted, you get a sentient, Neutral Good reed with a nametag that says "Hello, my name is Clarinet".
I wish that Obama owned twitter.
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
He does, but he doesn't own X.
I wish to have a sentient purple crayon.
Granted, it decides that you don't own it anymore and it runs away.
I wish that any future wishes weren't turned against the one doing the wishing.
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
Not granted. If you are gonna break the rules, so am I.
I wish for a perfect, loyal, cute pug and everything I need to take care of it, while nothing is twisted about the pug or things to take care of it or me, and me and the pug are safe. Do as you wish to the rest of the world.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
The pug arrives. Unfortunately for you, it is perfect and loyal, just not to you. Mistakenly trusting it, it leads you into a safe, where there is limited air. In your final moments, it 'takes care of you' by finishing you off, exactly as the one it is loyal to desires.
I wish I had not given that response....
We spam the report button (No... don't pls) and you implode.
I that I get unlimited more wishes that cannot be timed out.
I wish depression rates went down for earth whilst humanity and the rest of the planet remains living for as long as we otherwise would, with no disaster from my personal a point of view, and my point of view remains the same. The rates must numerically go down and it mustn't be forced apon us to not be depressed, instead it shall gradually go up, as a symbol of the hell of this decaying world slowing down and revolting, leaving us in peace, and again, from my personal perspective. The rates must be halved from where they are now, and it must be what I perceive as the real world and the world I live in as of today. My perspective must not be changed and neither can I. This lower depression rates must do no harm to me or anyone I care about, and with the lower rates mental health overall improves. These improve the world and the changes can not be from 'excitement' due to struggle or chaos, like that of the medieval era, or like your fantasy world; I also wish that the person twisting this wish implodes, and if I get ninjayed whoever ninjayed me implodes aswell.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
The gods did not understand your wish so instead they draw an ASCII horse in the sky.
Just before I implode, I wish that I had never broken the rules because somehow an attempted good deed made things worse.
AA- *implodes*
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Can you solve my existential crisis?
EXCEPT THAT!
You didn't make a wish before imploding, so the universe implodes with you. (Sorry about your perfect world Tarrasque)
I wish to stop choking whenever I'm winning at a video game.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
You realize that winning video games does not mean you should try to eat them, but unfortunately do nothing but lose video games from then on, making this realization moot.
I wish I was physically able to sleep in in the mornings.
You are physically able to sleep. However, your mental complex now prevents it.
I wish to not need sleep.
[A paper drops out of a flash of light and drifts to the ground at your feet] -(extended sig)-
You do not need sleep, but the effects of tiredness still weigh on your body.
I wish for Earth to get another moon.
ralsei is peak
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
You wish for Earth to have another moon so it gets one for 5 seconds then disappears.
I wish for Earth to have a ring permanently that's not saturns
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Earth gets engaged to Saturn. They both have rings, but in a few months the two planets will collide and crumble into oblivion.
I wish I had more fun things to do.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
Your wish is granted arson murder and kidnapping is now legal
I wish to be able to never stop playing dungeons and dragons and have infinite non sentient dice
You now can literally not stop playing DND even for human needs such as sleep or eating.
I wish for a Ford GT in good condition with no issues such as the breaks being cut or other things like that.
You get one, but you can't pay for gas and neither can anyone else. making it useless.
I wish for a REALLY cool lava lamp
You get one. It's called Mount St. Helens.
I wish to have more courage to talk to my friends.
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
Wish granted but your afraid of your friends.
I wish to have anxiety.
Artise🖌️🎨
Totally not part Asian🍜
Has cars (cats) 🐱🐈🐈⬛😸😹😺😻😼😽😾😿🙀
Wish granted. Enjoy.
I wish I could teleport.