You sniff them and it’s so bad, you take 4952308 points of psychic damage.
I wish for a pet mimic that doesn’t eat me and only eats what I tell it to do, when I tell it to do so.
i think you have severly missunderstood my wish, all i wished for was to have a single creature killed by means of an horde of mechanical dogs, why am i taking damage exactly?
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You sniff them and it’s so bad, you take 4952308 points of psychic damage.
I wish for a pet mimic that doesn’t eat me and only eats what I tell it to do, when I tell it to do so.
i think you have severly missunderstood my wish, all i wished for was to have a single creature killed by means of an horde of mechanical dogs, why am i taking damage exactly?
Are you reflecting the damage provoked over me ????
But seriously, doing that creates a paradox destroying this timeline as we know it, so wish denied.
I wish Adam and Eve didn't eat the apple
It never says "apple" in the bible, it says "fruit".
Granted, London teleports 100 feet away from New York. The bridge only has to be 100 feet, but also has to be strong enough to hold up London. This makes it even more expensive.
I wish for a potato cat.
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Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
Granted. You get a miniature Juiblex that proceeds to eat you, because oozes don’t care about size limitations. I wish for pet Hydra that won’t kill me.
A Tarrasque kills you instead. I wish for a Donkey
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Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
Granted, ivy starts growing out of the ground, wraps you in tendrils, and pulls you into the earth so that only th top of your head peaks out and then it grows over you.
You reach the Moon, but explode because you didn’t have a space suit on. I wish for a Tarrasque to eat the world and everything on it including me.
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Looking in the mirror of my mind Turning the pages of my life Walking the path so many paced a million times Drown out the voices in the air Leaving the ones that never cared Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
You reach the Moon, but explode because you didn’t have a space suit on. I wish for a Tarrasque to eat the world and everything on it including me.
well since we have duplicate answers i guess i will have to do yours to, the tarrasque appears and destroys a world, but you did not specify what world so it destroys you, thus destroying your world, and then goes back to sleep for 465 years
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i think you have severly missunderstood my wish, all i wished for was to have a single creature killed by means of an horde of mechanical dogs, why am i taking damage exactly?
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Are you reflecting the damage provoked over me ????
( omfg... a saviour ???? )
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It never says "apple" in the bible, it says "fruit".
Granted, London teleports 100 feet away from New York. The bridge only has to be 100 feet, but also has to be strong enough to hold up London. This makes it even more expensive.
I wish for a potato cat.
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You get a potato shaped like a cat.
I wish Adam and Eve didn't eat the fruit.
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Adam and Eve eat the vegetables
I wish to die
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Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
Granted, you will whenever you were naturally going to die.
I wish for a pet demon lord.
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Granted. You get a miniature Juiblex that proceeds to eat you, because oozes don’t care about size limitations. I wish for pet Hydra that won’t kill me.
A Tarrasque kills you instead. I wish for a Donkey
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
Your wish is my command. *(A donkey bursts out of your chest like a Xenomorph)*
I wish I was the most charismatic person in all the land.
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Granted, everyone in the land die.
I wish for a wish to wish who's wishes can be wished as soon as they are wished.
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Granted, you live amongst the Bergens as the only surviving Troll
I wish for a spiffy ivy cap
Granted, ivy starts growing out of the ground, wraps you in tendrils, and pulls you into the earth so that only th top of your head peaks out and then it grows over you.
I wish I didn’t have to go to work today.
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Unavailable to be granted, you have bills to pay, and some debts.............. so go to the store and work like if there's no any tomorrow.
I wish all the money of this planet couldn't exist....
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Two points:
Granted, all money is irradiated but all debt still exists.
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Unavailable to be granted due to the lack of information about what kind of "irradiation" has done over the money.
I wish I had enough length to reach the moon in a second.
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Granted, but you still can't breathe in space, idiot! You die.
I wish I had telekinesis.
"You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
-Persona 5
Granted. But the countereffects of using it makes you being silly for 1 hour.............
I wish I could breathe while I grow lengthed to reach the moon.......
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You reach the Moon, but explode because you didn’t have a space suit on. I wish for a Tarrasque to eat the world and everything on it including me.
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
Looking in the mirror of my mind
Turning the pages of my life
Walking the path so many paced a million times
Drown out the voices in the air
Leaving the ones that never cared
Picking the pieces up and building to the sky
you can now breathe while you are growing, but you loose the fantastic abillity to breathe once you stop growing, in a few minutes
i wish i could teleport to ManOfValor, hug him, apollogize for murdering all his friends and restore all his friendships that where lost
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
well since we have duplicate answers i guess i will have to do yours to, the tarrasque appears and destroys a world, but you did not specify what world so it destroys you, thus destroying your world, and then goes back to sleep for 465 years
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes