Granted. Unfortunately, they all hate you because you accidentally stepped on their deity, a little snake you didn't see. Any more you summon just join forces against you, feeling bad for the stepped-on snake. Oh, and Yig, Father of Serpents, a snake-y Great Old One materializes and smites you.
I am trying to do medicine checks to help the squished snake to gain Yig's favor. And because snakes are cool.
I am wondering why you suddenly sound so much like a friend of mine...
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Because both of us are diehard H.P. Lovecraft fans? Speaking of which, Aquaman just woke Cthulhu, who comes up out of the ocean and steps on you as he makes his way to take over the world with the support of others of his kind once again.
I wish to be good friends with Cthulhu to be able to help him in this endeavor.
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I wish for Pathfinder to have a larger player base.
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Granted. Time is stopped, and therefore no longer exists, therefore there is no need for timezones and the world is all at the same time. Good job, now half the plants on the planet are going to die from lack of sunlight, and then half the people and animals are going to die because of lack of food from the plants dying. You might very well be worse than Thanos.
I wish to undo that wish because it messed up the world too much.
I wish for all people to know how to play all RPG's.
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Granted. You are fanatically devoted to an evil being known as Stability, who demands that you embarrass yourself in public as much as possible.
I wish for this wish to not create a paradox.
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Granted. Unfortunately, they all hate you because you accidentally stepped on their deity, a little snake you didn't see. Any more you summon just join forces against you, feeling bad for the stepped-on snake. Oh, and Yig, Father of Serpents, a snake-y Great Old One materializes and smites you.
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You fail them.
I am wondering why you suddenly sound so much like a friend of mine...
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Because both of us are diehard H.P. Lovecraft fans? Speaking of which, Aquaman just woke Cthulhu, who comes up out of the ocean and steps on you as he makes his way to take over the world with the support of others of his kind once again.
I wish to be good friends with Cthulhu to be able to help him in this endeavor.
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Granted. They don’t much like having friends.
I wish to know why friend isn’t spelled freind.
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Granted. It's because that would be pronounced Free-ind.
I wish for Cthulhu to be alright with having friends.
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Cthulu already was, you just didn't approach them the right way the first time.
I wish for Goat
I have no personality.
Granted. You get Grandmaster Officer Anointed Tarrasque.
I wish to be best friends with Cthulhu, Yig, and all their other friends, eldritch or otherwise.
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They're all really bad friends, and they steal stuff from you.
I wish for Goose
I have no personality.
Granted. A wild goose attacks you.
I wish for Pathfinder to have a larger player base.
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Granted. To appeal to a wider audience, Pathfinder simply becomes DnD 5e with the three action system.
I wish there was no timezones, and the whole world was always at the same time.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Granted. Time is stopped, and therefore no longer exists, therefore there is no need for timezones and the world is all at the same time. Good job, now half the plants on the planet are going to die from lack of sunlight, and then half the people and animals are going to die because of lack of food from the plants dying. You might very well be worse than Thanos.
I wish to undo that wish because it messed up the world too much.
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its undo's a random wish, specifically, the first post on page 69.
i wish for a box of belgin waffle mix
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
It's really bad Belgian waffle mix.
I wish for Gnat
I have no personality.
Granted, but it eats you
I wish to find true love.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
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Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Granted. It is a rock.
I wish for all people to know how to play all RPG's.
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Sure they know now, but not everyone likes them.
I wish for a fanatical stability.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. You are fanatically devoted to an evil being known as Stability, who demands that you embarrass yourself in public as much as possible.
I wish for this wish to not create a paradox.
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Granted, but now you are no longer allowed to make choices, they are made for you by a higher entity.
I wish to actually be good at D&D magic item creation
The Fall of Realms:DM,
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Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Granted, you're now really great at making balanced and useful magic items. But you can't think of any good ideas for them.
I wish for my warlock to be able to use guns as his pact weapon.
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Granted, but you miss every shot.
I wish to not have to worry about death.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.