you do, but its never the food you actiually like but also never any food that you find too gross to eat, so you are just kinda stuck with mediocre food.

i wish that a random person suddenly has an better day, without this influencing anyone else

Unavailable to be granted due to the lack of self-motivation plus the obnoxious Crysis around this Planet.

I wish I had you to explain me what is the meaning of Life.

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Unavailable to be granted due to the lack of self-motivation plus the obnoxious Crysis around this Planet.

I wish I had you to explain me what is the meaning of Life.

 Dude, you’re missing the point of this game. Saying “unavailable to be granted” is cheating. If you cannot grant the wish, then you cannot post.

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you do, but its never the food you actiually like but also never any food that you find too gross to eat, so you are just kinda stuck with mediocre food.

i wish that a random person suddenly has an better day, without this influencing anyone else

 Granted, some random person suddenly wins the lottery right before a meteor lands on them.

I wish Sedge would stop resetting the “Count as high as you can before a moderator posts” forum game before we break the record again.

I share this wish! They won't - that doesn't stop other staff, unfortunately

I wish that we could finally pull the damn rope on the "Tug of War" thread

Granted, you pull the rope, the game ends, and now you are bored.

I wish Australia wasn’t on fire anymore.

Granted, Australia explodes.

I wish fast food didn’t exist.

Granted, now all meals take more than 3 hours to prepare.

I wish food didn’t take so long to prepare.

Granted, it now takes 15 hours.

I wish I had a different DM (mine is a horrible person)

Granted, now you have me as a DM and I throw CR 7+ encounters at 2nd level parties.

I wish laundry did itself

Granted, except colored pants get in with the whites and now your dress shirt is ruined.

I wish I didn’t have IamSposta as a DM

Granted, you have your old DM back. (Joke’s on you, I don’t separate my wash anyway. 😜)

I wish I was a game designer working for Wizards of the Coast.

Wish granted, but Wizards of the Coast shuts down and now you’re jobless.

I wish I set of dice

Granted. Now you are overfeeded with Zillions of set dices.

I wish I were there to play D&D with you.

Sorry, we’re full.

I wish i didn’t have so much dice

Granted, you now have 0^0 power dice, which is undefined, and creates a black hole that eats the universe.

(I once threw a CR 7 Giant Rhino and a CR 17 Shapeshifter, Lazav, at a level 3 party. TPK! But I wanted it, and the game kept going with the same players.)

I wish to be an adventure writer for Wizards of the Coast. (In real life, I am just graduating, and it is my dream job that I will have.)

Granted, you have fewer dice. Now Dertinus is also a player in your campaign.

I wish WotC hadn’t closed so I had my old job back. 

Granted, you now work at Subway.

I wish the final boss in my campaign was a goat.

Granted, but instead it is a Goatee. The villain is an evil beard that bonds to innocent people's faces and mind controls them giving them super powerful magic and strength.

I wish for a pet otter wizard.

The otter is Chaotic Evil and kills you

I wish the Rouge in my party stopped killing everyone