The drum can only be used by generally bards, who are bards with the rank of General in the Abyssal army.
The Reliquary of George Carlin's Sense of Humour
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It's a tank for magical floating fish. There's no such thing as that, so it's just an empty tank.
The Wand of Lust and Desire
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The wand summons all the adorable cats in existence once someone attunes to it. The cats become feral and maul that someone to death.
Necklace of the Elven Harem
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It doesn't create a harem of elves, it creates a harem for elves. Specifically one elf, the guy who made it. And he had... strange taste, to say the least.
Within 24 of putting on this amulet, you will find yourself involved in a legal trial prosecuting two people named “Detection” and “Location.” Luckily, you will be the one person who has concrete proof of their guilt.
Honestly, I don’t think those can get much more useless.
Immovable rod.
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You get a swarm of fangirls that end up killing you because of suffocation
Amulet of perfectness
Funny quote from campaign, "The only thing you want to do is kill everything huh?"
"Thats right! (With lots of enthusiasm)"
Its chain always looks perfect no matter what happens to it. Not the amulet. Just the chain.
Drum of a Generally Bardic Nature
The drum can only be used by generally bards, who are bards with the rank of General in the Abyssal army.
The Reliquary of George Carlin's Sense of Humour
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
When you wear it, your humor is switched with george carlin's.
no special powers really...
The God-Stones
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
I beg to differ, George Carlin's Humor was a superpower.
It's a God's pet rock. His name's Larry.
Magical Floating Fish Tank.
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It's a tank for magical floating fish. There's no such thing as that, so it's just an empty tank.
The Wand of Lust and Desire
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It causes frogs to have intense lust and desire for rocks.
Wand of Adorable Cats
The wand summons all the adorable cats in existence once someone attunes to it. The cats become feral and maul that someone to death.
Necklace of the Elven Harem
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It doesn't create a harem of elves, it creates a harem for elves. Specifically one elf, the guy who made it. And he had... strange taste, to say the least.
Robe of Urgently Required Items
It gives every item anyone needs urgently, you just don't know what for
Eathereal arms
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
They're a set of tiny wooden arms (about 1 inch each) that play spooky music at random intervals.
Rod of the Monarch Butterfly
when pointed at a butterfly that butterfly becomes the butterfly lord
wand of wonder
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i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
It makes you wonder about everything. And I mean EVERYTHING.
Amulet of Proof against Detection and Location,
Within 24 of putting on this amulet, you will find yourself involved in a legal trial prosecuting two people named “Detection” and “Location.” Luckily, you will be the one person who has concrete proof of their guilt.
Cloud Boots
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
Theya re rain boots with a lovly sky and cloid pattern.
Ring of 9 lives.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can use it to record live performances nine times. There's no way to watch them or otherwise access them, but you can record them.
Self-organizing bookshelves
Honestly, I don’t think those can get much more useless.
Immovable rod.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
You can't disable it, and can't move it even with wish
Dragon sword
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
A Sword made for a dragon. Its the size for a dragon. In the shape of a dragon.
Charm of the Divineless
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"Play the game however you want to play the game. After all, your fun doesn't threaten my fun."
Makes it impossible for you to worship a god.
Movable rod.
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