It fell off the cliff as well, and as such to steal it you must leap off the cliff.
I am jumping off a cliff and then using magic to cause the earth to peal away before me, allowing me to fall forever.
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That song happens to be the words to a spell that causes all flames in a 100 foot radius of you to suddenly become 1,000,000 times larger and hotter.
I am carefully modifying that song so that I can center the effect anywhere I choose and make it larger or smaller so it doesn't kill me.
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It's so large you gain several hundred pounds in the time it takes you to stop holding your stomach in pain. You're too heavy to move when the next Hippopotamus (the deadliest animal on earth, you know) comes for revenge you are unable to move.
I am in an antigravitational field cast on the inside of a wooden box.
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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I am reviving all the people alive in my lifetime so I won't be lonely anymore!
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Grognor explodes, killing you in the explosion of wild magic.
I am cold.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You are cold, so you mess up while writing a teleportation circle, due to an unexpected shiver, and are then then teleported in the Void.
I cast "Find Familiar".
but it finds you...
while running from a pack a bugbears. you die from you being in their way.
I eat a ham & cheese sandwich.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It's poisoned. AAAAHH GENIUS NINJAGO REFERENCE!! "what if you wish for a giant ham and cheese sandwich?" "a poisoned ham and cheese sandwich?"
I am squealing over Ninjago references.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I Just said something random. but the squeeling is so high pitch it makes the feral dogs nearby hunt you down and eat you.
I work on a dnd character.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
The character suddenly comes to life out of your device or paper and makes vines shoot out of the ground and suffocate you.
I sit the back of a dragon lair, with the dragon protecting me.
The dragon forgets your there and crushes you with its tail.
I am riding on the back of a drake.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
it runs beside the edge of the cliff, trips, & throws you down the cliff.
like the rogue I am I steal the drake.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
It fell off the cliff as well, and as such to steal it you must leap off the cliff.
I am jumping off a cliff and then using magic to cause the earth to peal away before me, allowing me to fall forever.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I'm enjoying your rations at the top of your bottomless freefall pit. You forgot them- or maybe I stole them?
I've been tinkering at this piece of ancient arcane tech for six hours. I'll likely be spending the weekend with futile attempts to activate it.
it explodes as safety measures reactivate, blowing up everything in a 100ft. radius into a crater, the ancient tech sits in the middle of wich.
I sit at a campfire and sing the *gasp* C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
That song happens to be the words to a spell that causes all flames in a 100 foot radius of you to suddenly become 1,000,000 times larger and hotter.
I am carefully modifying that song so that I can center the effect anywhere I choose and make it larger or smaller so it doesn't kill me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The song amplifyes the sub-woofers sound causing your ears bleed so hard, and then knocking you down until the last blooddrop goes out.
I am on the porch with the Porsche from my neighbour.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Your neighbour runs you over.
I am eating a CREPE.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Le CRÊPE contains a swarm of starving red ants ready to bite anything with an unfair anxiety....... BON APETITE, MONS CHERIE FOURMIGUES.
I am eating an Hypopotamus
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
It's so large you gain several hundred pounds in the time it takes you to stop holding your stomach in pain. You're too heavy to move when the next Hippopotamus (the deadliest animal on earth, you know) comes for revenge you are unable to move.
I am in an antigravitational field cast on the inside of a wooden box.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
The box is set on fire. You can't swim through the air fast enough. You burn/choke
I am not you
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I am the only person alive, so you must be dead.
I am reviving all the people alive in my lifetime so I won't be lonely anymore!
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
they all kill you for killing them.
I work my warlock character
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Gramar gods smite you.
I am hiding things.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.