Those who enter the room find an awful sight. This 15 foot wide, 35 foot long chamber must have once been the crypt of the Fire Savant, but it is clearly no longer that way. Corpses of adventurers are now piled in corners, their gear pilfered and their bodies torn apart. In the center of the room, ears pricked up alert to danger is a desert hare, easily the size of a fully grown polar bear or lion, its body wiry and covered in scars, with one running directly down its left eye and blinding it on that side. Most concerning however, is the gore and blood that drips from the mouth of this creature and lays strewn across its paws. As soon as the door opens, it lets out a howl and pounces to attack.
Galochka, as first to enter the enormous carnivorous rabbit will go for you first. It aims to pin you down with its paw and strikes out: Attack roll: 23, 5 bludgeoning damage on a hit
[Looks like Tharkun is up next, hopefully Teufelshunden doesn't mind me botting him for this turn to keep combat flowing, I'll aim to take a turn that has minimal effect on the characters resources and spell slots.]
Tharkun flies into the room, and upon seeing the hulking creature prepares a firebolt attack. Spell Attack roll: 18, 3 fire damage on a hit.
[Looks like it's meant to be Hugh's turn now. I have their character sheet and I know they said they were happy to be botted, but they did provide an allocated time on when they will be free again, so if the rest of the party is okay with it, I'm happy to wait until they're free rather than do their turn myself just to keep the botting to a minimum. Are you guys happy with that?]
[Glad to see you picked up that having a carnivorous rabbit in a fire wizards lair was a Monty Python reference! I wasn’t sure if many people would notice but I’m happy someone did!]
Sorry, I was down hard with some germs my loving daughter picked up from school. Finally conscious after sleeping for nearly a day and a half. Although I’m going to bed right now.😶🌫️🥴🤢
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"The enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan." - Prussian General Karl von Clausewitz, Vom Kriege, 1832
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
[We've spent a day now waiting for Hugh's turn so unfortunately it looks like I'll have to bot them just for this turn. I'll try to stick to the plan AkodoDani had in mind]
Hugh masterly weaves under the legs and around the hare, keeping as close to the wall as possible. Once they reach the rear end of the rabbit, with himself and the party now flanking both its front and back, they unsheathe their rapier and attack at the base of the creatures spine. Attack roll: 11, Damage: 9 piercing damage
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
“Oh sh-shoot.” Aridrey says, looking at the monster rabbit. She then looks at her allies, and while Galochka did take a hit, they don’t look too injured.
Aridrey try to will swing Guster at the monster rabbit, from its left.
Aridrey really hasn’t got a hang of wielding Guster yet, and they just sort of flail the mace around with it not even getting close to making any real contact with the rabbit.
Small Galochkais visibly pissed... but very silent save for the clacking of mandibles and violently twitching antenna. His exoskeleton turns red with his rage.
A little spinning blender of anger lashes out with two arms... the other two were reserved for a shield and a series of rude gestures.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Galochka
Bonus action: Rage
Action: Main Hand Attack with Rapier: 18, Damage if it hits, 5
(Can't do the second attack as it would take a bonus action. But it threatens menacingly. If it hits, it is your call if I can get the +2 damage for Raging.)
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
[I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to get the extra damage from rage so sure]
The rapier pierces the bottom of the hares jaw and it howls in pain, its own blood now dripping from its hagged maw. The Hare seems severely bloodied now.
For the Hares turn, it goes for Aridrey with its fangs. 18 to hit, damage roll 6
[It should now be Teufelshunden’s turn but I don’t imagine he’s fully recovered yet so it might be wise to bot him again if we don’t hear anything for a while. On the other hand the rabbit is severely bloodied and if the next attack lands it might kill it, and I’d rather leave that to an actual player rather than me botting? What do you guys think?]
Eggo Lass follows with her crossbow raised high.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Bel, Aarakocra Hunter Ranger, Friend Campaign
Screechirk, Aarakocra Light Cleric, Wages of Vice
Darath, Goliath Battlemaster, Into the Overlap
Draíocht, Wood Elf Moon Druid, Kholias
Eggo Lass, Drow GOOlock, 100 Dungeons
Drako, Dragonborn Tempest Cleric, Dragon of Icespire Peak
Phait, Mountain Dwarf Wild Magic Sorcerer, Shadowglass
Get rickrolled here. Listen to awesome music here. (selection 27, 4/23/24, One Voice)
[I’ll roll initiative for Teufelshunden 19]
Those who enter the room find an awful sight. This 15 foot wide, 35 foot long chamber must have once been the crypt of the Fire Savant, but it is clearly no longer that way. Corpses of adventurers are now piled in corners, their gear pilfered and their bodies torn apart. In the center of the room, ears pricked up alert to danger is a desert hare, easily the size of a fully grown polar bear or lion, its body wiry and covered in scars, with one running directly down its left eye and blinding it on that side. Most concerning however, is the gore and blood that drips from the mouth of this creature and lays strewn across its paws. As soon as the door opens, it lets out a howl and pounces to attack.
Galochka, as first to enter the enormous carnivorous rabbit will go for you first. It aims to pin you down with its paw and strikes out: Attack roll: 23, 5 bludgeoning damage on a hit
*Despite everything, it's still you
[Looks like Tharkun is up next, hopefully Teufelshunden doesn't mind me botting him for this turn to keep combat flowing, I'll aim to take a turn that has minimal effect on the characters resources and spell slots.]
Tharkun flies into the room, and upon seeing the hulking creature prepares a firebolt attack. Spell Attack roll: 18, 3 fire damage on a hit.
*Despite everything, it's still you
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17 (Current Turn)
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6
[Looks like it's meant to be Hugh's turn now. I have their character sheet and I know they said they were happy to be botted, but they did provide an allocated time on when they will be free again, so if the rest of the party is okay with it, I'm happy to wait until they're free rather than do their turn myself just to keep the botting to a minimum. Are you guys happy with that?]
*Despite everything, it's still you
[[
Two things.
1. RUN AWAY! THAT RABBIT'S DYNAMITE!
2. Fine by me if we wait for Hugh.
]]
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Bel, Aarakocra Hunter Ranger, Friend Campaign
Screechirk, Aarakocra Light Cleric, Wages of Vice
Darath, Goliath Battlemaster, Into the Overlap
Draíocht, Wood Elf Moon Druid, Kholias
Eggo Lass, Drow GOOlock, 100 Dungeons
Drako, Dragonborn Tempest Cleric, Dragon of Icespire Peak
Phait, Mountain Dwarf Wild Magic Sorcerer, Shadowglass
Get rickrolled here. Listen to awesome music here. (selection 27, 4/23/24, One Voice)
[Glad to see you picked up that having a carnivorous rabbit in a fire wizards lair was a Monty Python reference! I wasn’t sure if many people would notice but I’m happy someone did!]
*Despite everything, it's still you
Sorry, I was down hard with some germs my loving daughter picked up from school. Finally conscious after sleeping for nearly a day and a half. Although I’m going to bed right now.😶🌫️🥴🤢
"The enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan." - Prussian General Karl von Clausewitz, Vom Kriege, 1832
No problem at all, hope you and your daughter get better!
*Despite everything, it's still you
[We've spent a day now waiting for Hugh's turn so unfortunately it looks like I'll have to bot them just for this turn. I'll try to stick to the plan AkodoDani had in mind]
Hugh masterly weaves under the legs and around the hare, keeping as close to the wall as possible. Once they reach the rear end of the rabbit, with himself and the party now flanking both its front and back, they unsheathe their rapier and attack at the base of the creatures spine. Attack roll: 11, Damage: 9 piercing damage
*Despite everything, it's still you
The rapier makes contact with the rabbits scarred hide, but fails to break the skin and deal damage.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16 (Current Turn)
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5)
*Despite everything, it's still you
“Oh sh-shoot.” Aridrey says, looking at the monster rabbit. She then looks at her allies, and while Galochka did take a hit, they don’t look too injured.
Aridrey try to will swing Guster at the monster rabbit, from its left.
Attack roll: 21
[OOC - That’s a natural 1. I find this funny.]
Aridrey really hasn’t got a hang of wielding Guster yet, and they just sort of flail the mace around with it not even getting close to making any real contact with the rabbit.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-3)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13 (Current Turn)
Galochka: 6 (-5)
*Despite everything, it's still you
"Take this, foul hare!" shouts Eggo Lass while loosing a bolt from her crossbow.
To-Hit: 11+5 = 16
Damage: 4+3 = 7 piercing
[[ Hope you and your daughter feel better soon, Teufel. ]]
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Bel, Aarakocra Hunter Ranger, Friend Campaign
Screechirk, Aarakocra Light Cleric, Wages of Vice
Darath, Goliath Battlemaster, Into the Overlap
Draíocht, Wood Elf Moon Druid, Kholias
Eggo Lass, Drow GOOlock, 100 Dungeons
Drako, Dragonborn Tempest Cleric, Dragon of Icespire Peak
Phait, Mountain Dwarf Wild Magic Sorcerer, Shadowglass
Get rickrolled here. Listen to awesome music here. (selection 27, 4/23/24, One Voice)
The bolt pierces cleanly into the shoulder of the hare, and it reels back in pain.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-10)
Tharkun: 19
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5) (Current Turn)
*Despite everything, it's still you
Small Galochka is visibly pissed... but very silent save for the clacking of mandibles and violently twitching antenna. His exoskeleton turns red with his rage.
A little spinning blender of anger lashes out with two arms... the other two were reserved for a shield and a series of rude gestures.
Galochka
Bonus action: Rage
Action:
Main Hand Attack with Rapier: 18, Damage if it hits, 5
(Can't do the second attack as it would take a bonus action. But it threatens menacingly. If it hits, it is your call if I can get the +2 damage for Raging.)
[I don’t see why you wouldn’t be able to get the extra damage from rage so sure]
The rapier pierces the bottom of the hares jaw and it howls in pain, its own blood now dripping from its hagged maw. The Hare seems severely bloodied now.
For the Hares turn, it goes for Aridrey with its fangs. 18 to hit, damage roll 6
*Despite everything, it's still you
In its rage the hare misses Aridrey, its jaw now slack from the pain.
Current Initiative
Hare: 20 (-19)
Tharkun: 19 (Current Turn)
Hugh: 17
Aridrey: 16
Eggo Lass: 13
Galochka: 6 (-5)
[It should now be Teufelshunden’s turn but I don’t imagine he’s fully recovered yet so it might be wise to bot him again if we don’t hear anything for a while. On the other hand the rabbit is severely bloodied and if the next attack lands it might kill it, and I’d rather leave that to an actual player rather than me botting? What do you guys think?]
*Despite everything, it's still you
Tharkun casts fire bolt upon this hare of dastardly descent! (and rolls a 7 to hit so I guess it’ll be someone else to claim the lucky rabbit’s foot😂)
"The enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan." - Prussian General Karl von Clausewitz, Vom Kriege, 1832