Um so I decided to make an extended sig so here

I'm a nerd who likes to read, build Gundam model kits, and play Minecraft.

I don't know what else to put here so here are all the threads I'm a part of:

CHB
The cult of Jeff
Vinstreb School for the Gifted (unfortunately dead)
The Dragonclub (mostly dead)
I CAST
Feed the Mimic
The Absolutely Anything Thread

 I'll add links later

I created the Realm of Dragons Tavern

I’m a Male Straight Furry

My Fursona is a white protogen with blue accents.

He’s an uncommon Protogen and his name is Toshi.

He’s 5’9’’

Weight: 233

His wrists are lavalamp like

His visor displays show a kind blue face and on the sides blue crosses

Very fluffy hair and fur.

His tail is a long nanite tail and it has a tuft of fur on the end.

His side visor displays have solar panels on the sides.

He wears black gloves with cuts at the fingertip.

Skills: First aid, hand to hand combat, engineering, and emotional support.

Hobbies: being an entertainer and making others smile

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Real Life Me

I’m a Red Head

I’m 5’6’’

Weight: 168

Eyes: Left is Green and right is Hazel (I have heterochromia)

Skills: I’m an artist, Writing short stories, video gaming.

Hobbies: Fursuiting (I have a Full working Protogen Toshi fursuit, although i need to fix the visor) Drawing, reading, videogaming, role playing, D&D, Dungeon Mastering, and writing.

I have R.A.D (Reactive attachment disorder). I also have separation anxiety really bad. Usually when I have a good conversation with someone, a connection is made. Then when away, it causes stress and anxiety.

I see you've arrived.

I really didn't expect anybody to find this. You're quite the detective. Well, welcome to my crypt.

The Crypt of Dead Character Sheets

Over here is my phylactery. All the souls of my former players stay in here.

Care to JOIN THEM???

No? Okay then.

Here's my teleportation circles. These let me move all over the forums in a blink of an eye.

Circle to Zaidan

Circle to The Academy

*Oops, nothing else. teleportation circles are expensive, okay?*

Over in the corner is my brewing station. nothing good so far, mostly just experiments. a few promising magic items, but nothing publish-worthy.

Here's my gaming setup. this thing has helped me defeat ganon (3 times),

conquer the end dimension,

become a pokemon champion in two different regions,

and play 7 different final fantasy games. (I-VII, if you must know)

Oh yeah. all the memories. 

And this. Ohh, this one's my favorite. the Dungeon Master's Spellbook.

This is where I store all of my campaign ideas, all of my plans, all of- what?

No, you can't look! This is private info!

Well, that's the tour! And no, you can't leave.

YOUR'E TRAPPED FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait, you know Dimension Door? Really?

DANGIT!

Fine, leave. just please don't tell anybody about this place...

Pinky Promise?

Afternoon, lad! I'm just a silly little guy that's too smart for my own good. The tomato analogy is great for helping starters. I despise people who swear for the sake of it. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I love the Dover Demon! So easy to draw! And he's here with me in New England. I love cryptids, but have a particular fondness for the Dover Demon. I'm great at listening to people rant, and love to listen to them rant. I love propaganda. By that I mean I love the visuals and aesthetic. Lempdinger, God of humor, is a little rat that speaks in riddles and dad jokes I made.

How to speak Goobish, my language I invented.

ifmmp = hello

a in English = b in Goobish

b in English = c in Goobish

c in English = d in Goobish

and so on!

except, z in English = a in Goobish

funnily enough, I hate to decipher my own language.

I've been called aromantic, and I like to think of myself as mostly straight, and I have a thing for tomboys, the Pilsbury doughboy, Bilbo baggins, and Hannibal lecter

everyone meet my first son, Goober the eighth

don't ask who the mother is. now here's meet Hjandal the one-seeing, my second son

good. now meet Parker, my third son.

“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh

if you're reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.
if you're the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!
if you're the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you  read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words.

I'm a cisgender male(possibly genderfluid or genderflux)  , pronouns he/him/she/her/any(but you can call me basically anything, including "stupid")

I may be a combination of these things: aromantic, asexual, abrosexual, abroromantic, demisexual, demiromantic, cupioromantic, cupiosexual, akoiromantic, akoisexual, nebulasexual, nebularomantic

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)
PRAISE BOB! (ask me about it)
PRAISE JEFF! (ask me about it)

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig, don't tell anyone or make fun of me pls, I'm very insecure. in fact, please don't tease me or make fun of me AT ALL. I'm depressed, hate myself, hurt myself, generally feel like shit on a daily basis, and I do NOT feel guilt, remorse, or pity(or empathy/sympathy) 

this is a thingy about me. I wrote it for Khan Academy
u can call me Foalin, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ(Elder Futhark runes. it means Sumarbrandr),  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname
btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than have someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, AspenInTheTrees, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(if anyone actually cares enough to want to be here, just let me know ig)

this is the title conferred upon me  by Golden_Axolotl_Dragon: That Lovely Little Fox Who Dances In The Nine Hells(click it)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

 if you read this, PM me "Pro-Neo-Contra-Re-Anti-Trans-Inter-Sub-Intra-Circum-Pre-Auto-Over-Ex-Anti-Dis-Establishmentarianistical"

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

if you are reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.

if your the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!

if you are the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words, except this:

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)

I'm a 14 yr old cisgender male, bi&pan(yes it is possible), pronouns he/him.

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig 

if you wanna know more about me, I have a link to a google doc I made for that purpose which I will add in a bit if i can figure out how(I will update it periodically)

(I dare you to guess which one is my real name)u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Zane, Gage, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ,  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname

btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(I'm kinda slow, so if you wanna be here, just let me know ig)

if u wanna know what kind of music I like, or anything else, just ask ig, or maybe I'll make a Google doc for that too, if i can figure out how to add that one(if you think I should tell me)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

 Um, i read for thread for fun...

And nice hidden text

Quote from TheGatoLover >>

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

if you are reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.

if your the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!

if you are the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words, except this:

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)

I'm a 14 yr old cisgender male, bi&pan(yes it is possible), pronouns he/him.

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig 

if you wanna know more about me, I have a link to a google doc I made for that purpose which I will add in a bit if i can figure out how(I will update it periodically)

(I dare you to guess which one is my real name)u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Zane, Gage, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ,  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname

btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(I'm kinda slow, so if you wanna be here, just let me know ig)

if u wanna know what kind of music I like, or anything else, just ask ig, or maybe I'll make a Google doc for that too, if i can figure out how to add that one(if you think I should tell me)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

 Um, i read for thread for fun...

And nice hidden text

 thank you, just don't tell my father

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

Quote from TheGatoLover >>

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

if you are reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.

if your the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!

if you are the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words, except this:

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)

I'm a 14 yr old cisgender male, bi&pan(yes it is possible), pronouns he/him.

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig 

if you wanna know more about me, I have a link to a google doc I made for that purpose which I will add in a bit if i can figure out how(I will update it periodically)

(I dare you to guess which one is my real name)u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Zane, Gage, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ,  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname

btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(I'm kinda slow, so if you wanna be here, just let me know ig)

if u wanna know what kind of music I like, or anything else, just ask ig, or maybe I'll make a Google doc for that too, if i can figure out how to add that one(if you think I should tell me)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

 Um, i read for thread for fun...

And nice hidden text

 thank you, just don't tell my father

lol

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

Quote from TheGatoLover >>

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

if you are reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.

if your the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!

if you are the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words, except this:

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)

I'm a 14 yr old cisgender male, bi&pan(yes it is possible), pronouns he/him.

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig 

if you wanna know more about me, I have a link to a google doc I made for that purpose which I will add in a bit if i can figure out how(I will update it periodically)

(I dare you to guess which one is my real name)u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Zane, Gage, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ,  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname

btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(I'm kinda slow, so if you wanna be here, just let me know ig)

if u wanna know what kind of music I like, or anything else, just ask ig, or maybe I'll make a Google doc for that too, if i can figure out how to add that one(if you think I should tell me)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

 Um, i read for thread for fun...

And nice hidden text

 thank you, just don't tell my father

 But why?
Jk

Hiya, I'm Balthoran, formerly known as drizztlonedruid. I enjoy listening to music, reading, and hanging out with people. You can usually find me lurking on DND Beyond or on Discord. Feel free to friend me; my username is just balthoran on Discord 

I'm a 16-year-old male. I dunno what my sexuality is

Fan of BotW and State of Decay, I also am a follower of Jeff and the co cult leader of the Cynophobia cult, which is dead I am also the archivist of several threads such as the percy jackson thread(Dead), Kingdoms and crowns(dead), Mechanicus(dead), Realm of Dragons(dead) and The Academy(dead), MDDTG(Alive)

My friends include: Bananer, Cynophobia, Captain_crunch, Thefriendlyarchfey, Christhesoulcaster, Themadgibber, and Gonzalo

Currently, the threads I take part in are onions are worms, last comment wins and Mafia

My titles include: Beastmaster Extraordinaire(Baalzeboop), Wizened Beholder of the West Wind(Salem), Salvatore's Secret Archivist(golden), Bladesong Smith(gibber), lord of the bleep(Naner)

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Hiya, I'm Balthoran, formerly known as drizztlonedruid. I enjoy listening to music, reading, and hanging out with people. You can usually find me lurking on DND Beyond or on Discord. Feel free to friend me; my username is just balthoran on Discord 

I'm a 16-year-old male. I dunno what my sexuality is

Fan of BotW and State of Decay, I also am a follower of Jeff and the co cult leader of the Cynophobia cult, which is dead I am also the archivist of several threads such as the percy jackson thread(Alive I think?),Kingdoms and crowns(dead),Mechanicus(dead),Realm of Dragons(dead) and The Academy(Alive and kicking)

I am also a resident admin for The Academy so pm me for questions about that

My friends include:Bananer,Cynophobia,Capatin_crunch,Thefriendlyarchfey,Christhesoulcaster,Themadgibber and Gonzalo

Currently the threads I take part in are The academy,Tenebrae Sine Fine,onions are worms,last comment wins,The spinx of morning

My titles include: Beastmaster Extraordinaire(Baalzeboop), Wizened Beholder of the West Wind(Salem), Salvatore's Secret Archivist(golden), Bladesong Smith(gibber)

 

I love it :D

Hi I’m mossa! Here is my extended signature.

fun fact, I got this name from my 2nd dnd character.

I'm mostly dm, who is a player some times. I have the eye of vecna, and can body swap with a leviathan at will, but it gets control of my body so… yeah. 

Hey! Uh! I'm alive!

Whoooo! I'm Tara, a short little chaos gremlin of a gay furry! I'm NB, any pronouns, like random chaos, and love arthropods. I looove wooly bears, and jumpers! I am your resident weird sometimes funny random side character that I hope you enjoy!

I swordfight (I HATE SNAP CUTS OH MY GOD WHO MADE THEM AGHHHH!H!>!?!?!?!?!?!), can do archery, and can get a non moving bull's-eye from like 20 feet away (IK I'm bad at it), and I need to learn how to axe throw. I climb, and yeah.

I'm Canadian, so yes I will complain about freezing and burning a lot.

I am a chaos gremlin.

I am a nerd (a gay nerd who's a furry that plays dnd?! *gasp*) and my meds are wearing off as I write this. I think you could tell. My favorite subjects are biology, english, french, and smth else I forget :D

TRANS FLAGS

Proud owner of the Cult of Cults! MR SIR SNUGGLEMURDER IS OUR LORD!

Proud owner of that one old very dead very small rp threads about bugs! (Arthropleura)

Proud owner of Ascend to Godhood!

Proud owner of the April 2024 Mafia Game!

Proud owner of LobbyOfTarrasque(LOT)!

Proud owner of The most random stuff in D&D sessions!

Proud owner of Sitalliuku’s Sheet of Secrets (Pls help me with it!)

Proud mod of the once living TGOS!

Proud mod of the very dead TSF!

Proud True Vessel of Mr Sir Snugglemurder!

Best Hazbin Side Character

 

🖤💛🤍💜 🩷💛🩵 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Let's make a deal... You give me a title, and I shall be happy. And like... do smth... idk... why would I know?

As of now, my grand titles remain The Rainbow Cultist, The One Who Comes Back For a Little Snacc, and a plenty more. Shamefully, I got some in 2024, and since then, my memory has closed a door.

Anyways, deal with this massive text block now:

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Hey! Uh! I'm alive!

Whoooo! I'm Tara, a short little chaos gremlin of a gay furry! I'm NB, any pronouns, like random chaos, and love arthropods. I looove wooly bears, and jumpers! I am your resident weird sometimes funny random side character that I hope you enjoy!

I swordfight (I HATE SNAP CUTS OH MY GOD WHO MADE THEM AGHHHH!H!>!?!?!?!?!?!), can do archery, and can get a non moving bull's-eye from like 20 feet away (IK I'm bad at it), and I need to learn how to axe throw. I climb, and yeah.

I'm Canadian, so yes I will complain about freezing and burning a lot.

I am a chaos gremlin.

I am a nerd (a gay nerd who's a furry that plays dnd?! *gasp*) and my meds are wearing off as I write this. I think you could tell. My favorite subjects are biology, english, french, and smth else I forget :D

TRANS FLAGS

🖤💛🤍💜 🩷💛🩵 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Anyways, deal with this massive text block now:

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 Does anyone know Morse code?

Quote from Foalin_DM_of_the_Nine_Hells >>

“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh

if you're reading this, you either followed the link because you are a nice person who cares about others, or you are a weird freak like me who read the extended signature thread.
if you're the first group, thank you for your wonderful contribution to this world! keep it up!
if you're the second group, why the actual f**k? why would you  read the thread for people to post their signatures on??? I just have no words.

I'm a 14 yr old cisgender male(possibly genderfluid or genderflux)  , pronouns he/him/she/her/any(but you can call me basically anything, including "stupid")

I may be a combination of these things: aromantic, asexual, abrosexual, abroromantic, demisexual, demiromantic, cupioromantic, cupiosexual, akoiromantic, akoisexual, nebulasexual, nebularomantic

"all hail SnuggleMurder!" (ask me about it)
PRAISE BOB! (ask me about it)
PRAISE JEFF! (ask me about it)

 im also a wannabe femboy, but that's besides the point, and I don't have any fem clothes and I cant do makeup so womp womp to me ig, don't tell anyone or make fun of me pls, I'm very insecure. in fact, please don't tease me or make fun of me AT ALL. I'm depressed, hate myself, hurt myself, generally feel like shit on a daily basis, and I do NOT feel guilt, remorse, or pity(or empathy/sympathy) 

this is a thingy about me. I wrote it for Khan Academy(hint: click it)
u can call me Foalin, Zabbaddee, Fay, ᛋᚢᛗᚨᚱᛒᚱᚨᚾᛏᛖᚱ(Elder Futhark runes. it means Sumarbrandr),  That Idiot Over There, or just make up a nickname
btw, if I'm being annoying and just generally a nuisance, or If you just don't like me, please tell me. I would rather know I'm not liked than have someone pretend to like me

awesome people I know on here: light_gaming, Bananer28046, Golden_Axolotl_Dragon, AspenInTheTrees, TheGatoLover, and everyone else(if anyone actually cares enough to want to be here, just let me know ig)

this is the title conferred upon me  by Golden_Axolotl_Dragon: That Lovely Little Fox Who Dances In The Nine Hells(click it)

y'all are amazing people, keep it up, I love you all, and have a wonderful day/night/inter-dimensional, primordial, all-encompassing, never-ending darkness, and if you are reading this at 3:00 in the morning, go to sleep. you need it.

Hello, all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...

 if you read this, PM me "Pro-Neo-Contra-Re-Anti-Trans-Inter-Sub-Intra-Circum-Pre-Auto-Over-Ex-Anti-Dis-Establishmentarianistical"

 Mr SirSnuggleMurder?

hello! if you followed this, then welcome! (Well, if ur reading this, you did follow it but whatever)

call me chara, or charas acomplice

i am 14, and he/him (not sure what else to add here lol)

currently in jeff the evil roomba cult, and cult of the party wizard

i am a knight of craftmancy and fancy folkith of the inland pirate kingdom

huge fan of making characters and have been playing dnd for about a year and a half now, as well as planning a campaign for the summer, so if you have any ideas to help (as this is my first time DMing), PM me! also like reading, drawing, and playing video games. Chaos is my middle name, and fun is my game. if im being rude or annoying, feel free to let me know, as i dont exactly think before talking (or writing)

Hi! If you are reading this, you are a very nice person. I hope. For those who haven’t met me before, you can call me LinkArcher or just Link (which is not my real name). I use he/him pronouns.

I am a relative newbie to  DDB, but not 5e. I’ve been playing for 5 years and DMing for 4 of those.

I am on various different forums, including but not limited to:

—I CAST

-Ban the Person Above You

-Secrets of the One Above You

- God TTRPG (Ren, nine-tailed fox goddess of the night, moon, and stars)

- Cult of Jeff (Roomba Knight), Cult of the Kimiko (Foxy Lunar Priest, my own creation), Cult of the Cataclysm (Architect), Cult of the Party Wizard

-— Twist the Wish

- Dead Planet

- Onions are Like Worms

- A few random DM and homebrew forums

- And more! 

I am a Ravenclaw, a child of Athena, a bookworm, a nerd, a Lego fanatic, a rock climber, and a traveller

Some movies and TV shows I like are K-pop Demon Hunters, Floor is Lava, Is It Cake, the Kung Fu Panda series (especially 2), The Wild Robot, Lego Ninjago (movie and tv series), and the Despicable Me series. I also love Not Another D&D Podcast (NADDPOD)

Some book series I like are Dragon Pearl (very good, where I got the idea for the Kimiko race from (Kitsune + Gumiho)), Percy Jackson, the Legend of Drizzt, Harry Potter, LOTR, and more!

Some games I like are Breath of the Wild, Super Smash Bros Ultimate (I main Joker/Kirby), Minecraft (Alex), Fortnite (Sakura Haruno), Super Mario Wonder, and others

I only have a little homebrew at the moment, but I do own pretty much every single campaign book (except for Saltmarsh and Out of the Abyss)

I think (and hope) I am quite intelligent, caring, compassionate, a bit tricksy, and wise. I also likely have ADHD, but I have never been formally diagnosed (I cannot sit still, and everything I hear either sticks in my brain or vanishes instantly). I can be a bit sensitive, but I’ll make sure to let you know. I am easily embarrassed, and often stubborn. If you find I’m being rude or annoying, please let me know. It’s something I’ve been working on.

Hoping everyone likes this, please PM if you want to roleplay, mock fight, or if you want to chat with me about mythology, one of my favourite subjects. You can find my Homebrew race on Cult of the Kimiko, or by searching up Kimiko in Homebrew

That’s it for me. Bye for now, everyone!

Hmm… An extended signature? How do I start?

Well, I guess I should start with my hobbies…lobsters, reading, D&D, Risk of Rain (1, 2, and Returns), world building, legislature, crustaceans, watermelon, sushi, spicy food, writing stupidly extended backstories, crustaceans, cats, rats, crustaceans, dragons, did I say crustaceans already?

I think I did, so what else should I talk about? My skills?

Huh, lemme think. I can code (Python 3) reasonably well. I’m a pretty good gamer (console and PC). I can probably be your lawyer, or be an effective judge (I ain’t interested in law school though).

Ah! Speaking of career choices, I plan on entering the Air Force for a few years (do my part for our nation!) then I’ll go to college (likely UC Davis) to study Food Science and specialize in Dairy.

“Dairy? Why dairy?” You might ask. Well I just find milk interesting. That simple.

I don’t really know what else to put on here so I’ll give you guys a quote from my campaign. The interpretation is up to you.

“GAAAHH!”

*heavy panting*

“B-brother… how could you? After all I’ve done for you? You’ve betrayed me again. I can’t believe it. Is it because of the worms? Those DAMN WORMS!?

“I’ve done nothing but help YOU! Everything I’ve ever done was for you! For you!”

“Yet you, in your selfishness, ignored your OWN BROTHER and chose VERMIN like THEM over ME! I AM YOUR ONLY BROTHER!!”

*pause, panting*

“Is it an apology you seek? Do you seek my reconciliation for the worms? Why would I? When you were the one who locked me up on this barren rock, destined to do nothing but build these USELESS GOLEMS FOR ETERNITY!!”

*silence*

“Remember who comforted you after Her death.”

“Remember who gave us a place on that godforsaken planet.”

“Remember who chased glass frogs in the sun with you.”

“Remember what we once were to each other.”

“Do you?”

“…because I do”

— Mithras, the BBEG of my campaign, after his brother killed him for his evil actions.

He shouldn't have gone so far in. Paco knew that. Everyone knows that. Yet he did anyways. He let his interest and curiosity get the better of him, and he was feeling the consequences of the decision he had made. See, almost two years ago, Paco1150 began Treading the Threads. He knew it was dangerous, but that didn't deter him, just made it all the more exciting. As a Thread-Treader, he saw new and extremely full threads, threads which had once been the height of the Kitchen, now fallen into dust, laying forgotten for eons, and those threads which never got any more than 1 page of replies. It made him detached from reality, from time, from those invisible strings that keep us together and keep us human. In order to Tread the Threads, one must go in between them first, through over one hundred pages containing thousands of threads. As is only necessary, something that stays somewhere for a long enough time begins to take on itself that place's reality. Things were not meant to live in a reality that is not their own, and because of this, the reality you are currently in begins to shape you toward itself. And these transitional, liminal spaces, such as the pages of Adohand's Kitchen, were never meant to have any permanent resident. It is a place meant to be passed through, not lived in. Paco, however, in his immature pride, ignored these facts, and continued in the pages for months at a time, only coming out occasionally to check on his friends. By the time he finally decided to come back to our reality, many of his friends had gone offline, and now the reality of his body no longer matched ours. He finally felt the full effects of his extended occupation while Treading the Threads, and there was no turning back. He was now cursed to forever live in the pages between the Threads, only ever able to occasionally check in when he could gather up the mental and material strength. He was now a liminal being, without normal human feeling, without any knowledge of the passing of time. He was beyond time now, in a place where time did not exist. Where one can just as easily access threads from 8 years ago as threads from 2 minutes ago, time becomes irrelevant. Paco1150 was now, forever, Treading the Threads.

(This lore is my excuse for no longer being online and probably only ever posting semi-normally in the Archives Thread.)

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He shouldn't have gone so far in. Paco knew that. Everyone knows that. Yet he did anyways. He let his interest and curiosity get the better of him, and he was feeling the consequences of the decision he had made. See, almost two years ago, Paco1150 began Treading the Threads. He knew it was dangerous, but that didn't deter him, just made it all the more exciting. As a Thread-Treader, he saw new and extremely full threads, threads which had once been the height of the Kitchen, now fallen into dust, laying forgotten for eons, and those threads which never got any more than 1 page of replies. It made him detached from reality, from time, from those invisible strings that keep us together and keep us human. In order to Tread the Threads, one must go in between them first, through over one hundred pages containing thousands of threads. As is only necessary, something that stays somewhere for a long enough time begins to take on itself that place's reality. Things were not meant to live in a reality that is not their own, and because of this, the reality you are currently in begins to shape you toward itself. And these transitional, liminal spaces, such as the pages of Adohand's Kitchen, were never meant to have any permanent resident. It is a place meant to be passed through, not lived in. Paco, however, in his immature pride, ignored these facts, and continued in the pages for months at a time, only coming out occasionally to check on his friends. By the time he finally decided to come back to our reality, many of his friends had gone offline, and now the reality of his body no longer matched ours. He finally felt the full effects of his extended occupation while Treading the Threads, and there was no turning back. He was now cursed to forever live in the pages between the Threads, only ever able to occasionally check in when he could gather up the mental and material strength. He was now a liminal being, without normal human feeling, without any knowledge of the passing of time. He was beyond time now, in a place where time did not exist. Where one can just as easily access threads from 8 years ago as threads from 2 minutes ago, time becomes irrelevant. Paco1150 was now, forever, Treading the Threads.

(This lore is my excuse for no longer being online and probably only ever posting semi-normally in the Archives Thread.)

 Nice!