The first thing you do is, of course, cast wish. Unfortunately, you suffer the side effects. You try to cast greater restoration on yourself and accidentally kill yourself.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
You later end up as a zombie after another fool turns you into a zombie. You eat the guy, and get ready to go on a ramage until a Texan spots you and blasts you to bits with a shotgun.
Wish granted! Unfortunately, no cost means you have no expensive jar to go inside, making it not make sense to call the spell "magic jar". Therefore, the spell is renamed "possession" and since you wished to cast "magic jar", you gain no benefit from your wish.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You control time with your will. However, there are days when you feel like absolute shit and just want to die, so you recklessly teleport yourself to the dawn of time where you are consumed in a supernova.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You misspelled. You can cast telekenesis, instead of telekinesis, which is in fact a spell which dislocates your arm to become a floating flying limb. While helpful at times, you decided to use it on your head to spy on some girls and died.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Barovia is a very hostile environment. You live in Barovia until you die, which isn't very long.
I wish monsters like the archmage that are stated to be xth-level spellcasters and use a specific class' spell list had that class' features based on their level.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish?
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
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I wish he would start posting wishes more often.
The post was edited to have a wish if you looked...
Granted your characters are now so sensible that they are boring.
I wish I could cast all D and D spells in real life.
The first thing you do is, of course, cast wish. Unfortunately, you suffer the side effects. You try to cast greater restoration on yourself and accidentally kill yourself.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You later end up as a zombie after another fool turns you into a zombie. You eat the guy, and get ready to go on a ramage until a Texan spots you and blasts you to bits with a shotgun.
I wish that I could spit up to a mile away.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You're teleported a mile into the air to spit.
I wish I could see glimpses of the future.
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But with your first vision, you realize you will die in about ten minutes.
I wish my dog was smarter.
Your dog is now a genius and murders you, then uses his knowledge to rally all other dogs to murder all humans.
I wish I could eat anything and be unharmed.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
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Eat, yes. Drink, not so much.
I wish I knew what to wish for and had another wish to wish for it with.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Wish Granted. you know know that you should wish for the inability to make wishes because of the utter chaos that wishes make.
I wish for the ability to cast magic jar at will with no costs
Wish granted! Unfortunately, no cost means you have no expensive jar to go inside, making it not make sense to call the spell "magic jar". Therefore, the spell is renamed "possession" and since you wished to cast "magic jar", you gain no benefit from your wish.
I wish that I could control time with pure will.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You control time with your will. However, there are days when you feel like absolute shit and just want to die, so you recklessly teleport yourself to the dawn of time where you are consumed in a supernova.
I wish for a tuna sandwich.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Wish Granted! You get a witch that uses sand-themed spells and is part tuna fish.
I wish that I could cast telekinesis at will.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You misspelled. You can cast telekenesis, instead of telekinesis, which is in fact a spell which dislocates your arm to become a floating flying limb. While helpful at times, you decided to use it on your head to spy on some girls and died.
I wish that I was real
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Wish Granted! There is a person named Real and your mind is put into her body.
I wish I lived in Barovia (see Curse of Strahd).
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Barovia is a very hostile environment. You live in Barovia until you die, which isn't very long.
I wish monsters like the archmage that are stated to be xth-level spellcasters and use a specific class' spell list had that class' features based on their level.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Wish granted! Xth is now a level below 1st. Casters of xth level can only cast cantrips.
I wish someone would make Shavarathspawn a sandwich.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Granted! But he doesn't like the sandwich and proceeds to unleash his wrath upon you.
I wish that I was a druid.
My plan was for Shavarathspawn to turn into a sandwhich, but, ok.
You become a druid, but accidentally get stuck in your wild shape due to lack of experience and get killed by a hunter.
I wish for a bowl full of spaghetti.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You have a bowl full of spaghetti. However, you lose all interest in spaghetti and can no longer eat spaghetti.
I wish for 10 us dollars.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff