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Granted, at the 15 hour mark, only several dozens of people have died due to the new plague and the millions still affected are being quarantined.  But, efforts are not swift enough and the virus continues to spread.  Within three days, every continent is affected as dozens of millions die out in waves.  Within a month, it becomes apparent who is and who isn't able to survive the disease.  Within a month, there are only a dozen survivors per city...within a year, less.

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

 i said die out after 15 hours. That lasted for much longer than 15 hours, can you you be so kind as to explain your reasoning as to how this is an valid interpretation of the wish or are you too canonically dead of the plague to answer me?

Failed to be granted. The PBS cartoons turned wet due to a random intense raining that overflooded the Comic shop, and scared the owner at such point to strat screaming over and over, for days.

I wish I has Has has has has.... babe ( dum-be doum bada-boum-dah.... dohdoh-bee-doum bada-boumdah......) has has has has babe...

Quote from Dertinus >>

Failed to be granted. The PBS cartoons turned wet due to a random intense raining that overflooded the Comic shop, and scared the owner at such point to strat screaming over and over, for days.

I wish I has Has has has has.... babe ( dum-be doum bada-boum-dah.... dohdoh-bee-doum bada-boumdah......) has has has has babe...

Failed to be granted because I have no idea what the hell you are talking about.

I wish Dertinus would stop posting in this thread if they cannot think of anything better than “failed to be granted” every time they Post.

Failed to be granted because Destinus’s vocabulary is only the world failed.

I wish my party stopped fighting hordes of crabs 

Granted, they are now hordes of flying zombie dragon crabs.

I wish for you all to go comment on this thread Dal Quor Questions with your ideas on what to do.

yeah shure we will, but first i gotta do this other thing and oh hey is that a coin on the ground!....

i wish that i had the abillity to fight zombie dragon crabs and the opportunity to do so in a manner free of consequences

Quote from ArtificeMeal >>

yeah shure we will, but first i gotta do this other thing and oh hey is that a coin on the ground!....

i wish that i had the abillity to fight zombie dragon crabs and the opportunity to do so in a manner free of consequences

 Granted, you can play D&D!

I wish a day was 30 hours long and that a week had 8 days.

Granted, you are older than the expected !!!!!!!

I wish this Planet would be filled again with Titans and devils.

Granted, they kill you, apologize to the rest of us and then go back home.

I wish I didn’t have to read Dertinus butcher this game anymore. 

Granted, unsubscribes.

Quote from IamSposta >>

Granted, they kill you, apologize to the rest of us and then go back home.

I wish I didn’t have to read Dertinus butcher this game anymore. 

 Granted, Dertinus dies.

I wish weekends and weekdays were switched

Granted, but now you work weekends and are off on weekdays.

 I wish to befriend a top hat wearing elephant who is a wine snob and speaks English.

Quote from ArtificeMeal >>

Quote from ManOfValor >>

Granted, at the 15 hour mark, only several dozens of people have died due to the new plague and the millions still affected are being quarantined.  But, efforts are not swift enough and the virus continues to spread.  Within three days, every continent is affected as dozens of millions die out in waves.  Within a month, it becomes apparent who is and who isn't able to survive the disease.  Within a month, there are only a dozen survivors per city...within a year, less.

 

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

 i said die out after 15 hours. That lasted for much longer than 15 hours, can you you be so kind as to explain your reasoning as to how this is an valid interpretation of the wish or are you too canonically dead of the plague to answer me?

 In a sad twist of fate, I think you cursed me.  I mysteriously developed a viral infection that put me on bed rest after that post and I'm just now on the mend.  

Granted, but the english is old english. Really old english. So old it doesn't even make sense.

I wish I didn't work on weekends so I could play more D&D with friends.

Granted, you are unemployed.

I wish Starbucks delivered.

Granted, but only to your table when you are at a Starbucks.

I wish for the next UA to come out.

Granted. But, since you lack in how to distribute the book around the world, the book remains at warehouse earning dirt.

I wish I could annoy IamSposta.

Granted, but IamSpotsa turns out to also be the name of a demon, and you annoy him so much that he kills you and tortures your soul

I wish to be a famous music artist

Granted, you famously paint music, but no one buys your paintings, so you are broke.

I wish to be a werebear.

Granted, you transform into a bear, kill everyone you know and love, transform back and are riddled with guilt and self loathing.

I wish hipsters wouldn’t.

Let it be so hipsters no longer exist. Though they are replaced by brosters who are much more annoying.

i wish to be the high king of the universe