Granted. It doesn't seem to be making any noise. You slowly turn the volume up, but no change. Then someone hits the unmute button at an especially loud part and a blast of sound knocks the atmosphere off of the planet.
I wish to be on a different planet upon which humans can survive without any trouble.
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Granted. You have way to much and now have a huge ego.
I wish to not be a troll.
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Granted. You are otherwise incapable of using your voice.
I wish to know whether a troll could survive in a vacuum.
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Granted. However, killing and reanimating you is now the priority one target of every necromancer everywhere.
I wish for Jeff Bezos himself to drop a cucumber the size of a horse onto Shrek's head personally, and for me to have nothing to do with the result.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Shrek was expecting it this time, though, and eats it whole. He then thanks Jeff for the food and they become very good friends. Meanwhile, you are sad because that isn't what you wanted.
I wish to not be able to be killed or reanimated by necromancers.
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Granted. It doesn't seem to be making any noise. You slowly turn the volume up, but no change. Then someone hits the unmute button at an especially loud part and a blast of sound knocks the atmosphere off of the planet.
I wish to be on a different planet upon which humans can survive without any trouble.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you are transformed into a troll, which causes you a lot of trouble.
I wish for time to rewind so I can turn the sound down before the recording gets unmuted.
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It happens, but the fight was already almost over, so you have to rewind all the way back to the beginning.
I wish I was Shrek.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. You suddenly become Shrek. But not the ogre, a dead guy from the 1200s. So you're basically dead now.
I wish to be undead.
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Granted. All living creatures become undead. All undead become living creatures.
I wish for 500 gold coins.
Granted. They're fool's gold.
I wish to undo my last wish except the part where I, and only I, become undead.
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Granted, but everyone is a cleric.
I wish to actually have self-esteem
The Fall of Realms:DM,
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As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Granted. You have way to much and now have a huge ego.
I wish to not be a troll.
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Granted, but you now have the words TREMENDOUS EGO stamped on your chest.
I wish my best friend would come back (but not as undead unless it’s a cool undead like an Anne Rice vampire)
Granted, but they hate you
I wish to be good at voice acting
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Granted. You are otherwise incapable of using your voice.
I wish to know whether a troll could survive in a vacuum.
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You now know that. The answer is: It depends.
I wish to be immune to Turn Undead or Destroy Undead abilities so I can be undead but not get turned or re-dead.
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Granted. However, killing and reanimating you is now the priority one target of every necromancer everywhere.
I wish for Jeff Bezos himself to drop a cucumber the size of a horse onto Shrek's head personally, and for me to have nothing to do with the result.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Shrek was expecting it this time, though, and eats it whole. He then thanks Jeff for the food and they become very good friends. Meanwhile, you are sad because that isn't what you wanted.
I wish to not be able to be killed or reanimated by necromancers.
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Granted. You are killed by paladins.
I wish to know the past-tense of 'smite'.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you regret knowing the word "smote'.
I wish everyone spoke and knew the same language.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. It is impossible to learn. Humans cannot know other languages.
I wish for Unable to parse dice roll.dUnable to parse dice roll.[/roll]dUnable to parse dice roll.[/roll] to work.
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Granted, it was all a nat 1.
I wish to always roll the perfect roll for what I need.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. You're banned from life because hacks.
I wish to be un-killed by paladins.
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Granted! You are now being killed by clerics.
I wish to be able to summon an army of clerics at will.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)