This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
He returns and smites you because he didn't finish reading Harry Potter.
I wish for a written explanation from Toby Fox that explains everything in his games: everything about Gaster, who the Roaring Knight is, why SPAMTON G. SPAMTON wants to be a [[BIG SHOT]], who Mike is, and everything else.
The writing explains literally every pixel of every one of Toby Fox’s games. The knowledge you seek is in there somewhere, but it will take years to find.
I wish to successfully kill Malak and take the Star Forge for myself.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. It causes the other robots in your house to become self-aware and revolt. Good luck using your computer to post on this thread to wish to fix it.
It cleans itself by summoning a soap elemental which then locks you out of your house and spritzes you with soapy water, soaking your brand new white top.
I wish for a cute djinni to appear and take me to prom.
You are good at chess, but anyone you try to play chess with suddenly has something incredibly important to do that can’t wait.
I wish for a single, medium sized key lime pie.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
A single medium sized key lime pie hits you in the face.
I wish for a real gold Ring of Elemental Command to appear on my right ring finger and fit perfectly. And it doesn’t leave a weird mark on my finger and I can take it off and put it back on if I want.
As you did not wish for anything, you are transported to an infinite plane of nothingness.
I wish for every grain of sand in the universe to become glass.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. You die.
I wish to be able to make choices for myself.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You're now able to, but it comes at the cost of your own free will. So you basically get one choice and that's it.
I wish for Doofley the Punderful to tell everyone on this thread a ton of jokes.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, but they are horrible dad jokes.
I wish I was alive.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
Granted. You are now a live performer. What do you mean, that wasn't what you said!?
I wish for the genie to return from his vacation, after only, like, a week or so with his job I'm getting really tired of it.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
He returns and smites you because he didn't finish reading Harry Potter.
I wish for a written explanation from Toby Fox that explains everything in his games: everything about Gaster, who the Roaring Knight is, why SPAMTON G. SPAMTON wants to be a [[BIG SHOT]], who Mike is, and everything else.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The writing explains literally every pixel of every one of Toby Fox’s games. The knowledge you seek is in there somewhere, but it will take years to find.
I wish to successfully kill Malak and take the Star Forge for myself.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The Genie takes the Star Forge after you kill Malak.
I wish for a +3 Swiss army knife.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Wish granted. A random stranger comes and throws it at you. You die.
I wish for this wish to not be twisted.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
Ah, nuts. Well, what can ya do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish for a Walrus.
I have no personality.
You are turned into a walrus and dropped into a world with no magic. You will NEVER become human again.
I wish for a robot that can do my chores and not become self-aware and revolt.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Granted. It causes the other robots in your house to become self-aware and revolt. Good luck using your computer to post on this thread to wish to fix it.
I use my dying breath to wish for a sandwich.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The sandwich appears after you die.
I wish for a house that cleans itself.
It cleans itself by summoning a soap elemental which then locks you out of your house and spritzes you with soapy water, soaking your brand new white top.
I wish for a cute djinni to appear and take me to prom.
The djinni does that, and then murders you and steals your identity.
I wish to be good at chess, but not so good that I alienate everyone around me.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You are good at chess, but anyone you try to play chess with suddenly has something incredibly important to do that can’t wait.
I wish for a single, medium sized key lime pie.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
A single medium sized key lime pie hits you in the face.
I wish for a real gold Ring of Elemental Command to appear on my right ring finger and fit perfectly. And it doesn’t leave a weird mark on my finger and I can take it off and put it back on if I want.
It automatically commands any elemental near you to kill you.
I wish for the Genie to be able to have another vacation, so they can finish reading the Harry Potter series.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You could have done, "Wish granted. Nothing happens."
Anyway,
Wish granted. They still don't finish it.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her
As you did not wish for anything, you are transported to an infinite plane of nothingness.
I wish for every grain of sand in the universe to become glass.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
It becomes very SHARP pieces of glass. And as you were standing on a beach, you slowly bleed out.
I wish for psionics to be added to 5e.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.