As I was saying, I am the true embodiment of chill.
The true meaning of chill is a healing aura around you and gives your state of mind relaxation. (Not an unpleasant feeling of coldness in the surroundings.)
Very few pinnacle existences have reached this state.
As mortals, you constantly need to worry.
"I am going into debt."
"My refrigerator is running away!"
"Oh no! I forgot to do my Galactic Alphabet lesson and Duolingo bird is going to kill me and my family!"
See? You're never truly in a state of chill.
If you ever truly reach the state of chill, a golden (or whatever color you want, abyssal black if you're walking down the demonic path) aura will manifest and surround you. Green sparkles will circle around you, and you can grow wings. (If you've reached the state of chill, flying should be a normal thing. Its main purpose is to heal you. You can turn them off.) You also don't feel pain.
The colorful aura that you manifest will restore your physical body to its peak every zeptosecond.
The green sparkles you create will restore your soul to its peak every zeptosecond.
The wings will help you avoid the power of reincarnation, which means that if you somehow die, then you will avoid the power of reincarnation and will not reincarnate. Instead, your soul and physical body will instantly regenerate and you'll be fine.
How does one obtain a state of chill?
About not succumbing to sadness and depression?
That's fake.
In order to obtain chill, one must be happy.
Genuine happiness.
One must maintain it for 9 Eternities.
Eternity is difficult for mortals to comprehend, so this might explain it better:
"High in the North in a land called Svithjod there is a mountain. It is a hundred miles long and a hundred miles high and once every thousand years a little bird comes to this mountain to sharpen its beak. When the mountain has thus been worn away an eternity will have passed."
I know it's not that long, but one must maintain genuine happiness for those 9 eternities.
Anyways, that's the end of my signature, I suppose.
You are free to contact me in my PMs if you might know anyone I've seen in my past lives, or ask questions about me.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
“Do you know what they call a Drummer’s Stool? A Throne. And you ask why I’m King?”
-Drummer, Slayer of Dragons
Hello! I’m Drummer, an active member of the Forums. I’m your average friendly D&D enjoyer who also happens to be an evil DM and a Slayer of Dragons. I like to think I do my best to contribute to this place, but I’m way too English for my own good, and the majority of my posts are just “Hi, how are you?”
#Pleasantriesand20’s
Lots of love, we’re all equal, nationalities don't matter, unless you dropped the tea in the ocean :)
Orlando, the chocolate wizard. A dark skinned human with a nice summer hat, shades, chocolate stained robes, and a love for oranges. Often can be found trying to fix his magic chocolate using machines.
Holly, the sassy Christmas elf. An elf in your traditional christmas elf wear, but its ripped, cause she's against the system. Likes cookies, paper snowflakes, and bad mouthing the jolly fat man.
Archie, the nervous Goliath spirit.A Halfling reincarnated as the spirit of a Goliath, he's an almost transparent pastel blue, and floats instead of walking. It goes kinda wispy below his waist, he has no legs.
Ghost, the half spirit. They can often be found stalking the Tavern staff and making cynical comments. Not a ton more is known about them. Image:
Jarvis, the lonely hunter. A half elf with something to prove, though lacks the energy to deal with most annoying people. Generally dressed in leather armor, he has dark ginger hair and rough pale skin.
Oslo, the yellow raincoat boy. Along with his companion Hamy, the Old English sheep dog, Oslo can often be found at the noodle bar, or trying to work up the confidence to do something. Image:
Latin, the bard shot by cupid. A bard of the collage of love, always seen in some form of bright clothing and a lute in hand.
Twisp, the white rabbit. A harengon dressed in a brown jacket with lots of buttons, almost always seen with a stopwatch in hand. Has a strange connection to the rivers of time, and is always in a rush.
James, the drunk soldier. Having barely survived a great war of his time, James will tell you he's a hero who has no clue what to do with his life. Often found slumped on a sofa or against a wall, drink in hand. He wears simple, easy clothes, sometimes some medals, and has a few scars across his face.
Ambrosius, the master swordsman. Often spotted alone, leaning against walls, or outside, Ambrosius is not exactly someone you want to mess with. And he's protecting something too. Image:
Ophelia, the journalist and airhead. Wearing simple (and usually light blue) clothes of all sorts, Ophelia can be spotted at a table near a window or outside in the rain. Known for twisting her hair with her fingers and asking too many questions. Image:
Floyd, the curious boy without a voice. Floyd can't speak, and uses a handheld blackboard and chalk to communicate. He's forever looking for a comfy place to sit, but can never find it. Image:
[Staff NPC] Juliet, the talkative waitress. Juliet works hard at the 2 Story Tavern, and can be found serving customers, or talking for ages with any person under the sun. You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Carl, the business-driven chef. Carl works hard at the bar and in the kitchen, and will sometimes talk to patrons on quiet days. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Marcus, the daring Bartender. Marcus works at the ground floor bar, and will dare you to do things in return for mead if you ask him. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Jas, the sassy tiefling bard. Jas is a waitress at the Tavern, but doesn't work very hard, instead playing the odd song and flirting with the customers. She also makes good porridge? You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Steve, the Human Professional. Steve works as a sort of rule enforcer at the Tavern, almost never smiles. He may or may not be ticklish though. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
Duolingo, The menace of a language bot. I think I've said enough about this one already.
Spotify, the musical teenager with a ton of good vibes. Spotty can often be spotted (haha) at the bar or in a windowsill, listening to music of every kind. Image:
Leela, the World Class Chessbot and professional teenage girl. Leela will challenge anyone to a game, and at least let you think you're winning. Her favourite chess piece is the queen. Image:
Inactive characters: Limbo in the Nightmare Hold, (Hopefully that gets revived soon, love Limbo to bits) and Chantel in the Brimstone Tavern and Jack (of all trades) in the Cliche Tavern.
My home on the Forums (And a place to find me if you think I'm worth your time): Last comment wins
yup
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Hello everyone.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
Hello!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Howdy friend!
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Any idea what all the tomato PM stuff is about? I'm not putting it in my sig or sending any PM's out of spite
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Man Guys, my life has been so tough.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
Dunno, just doing it for a bit
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Same bro, wanna talk about it?
⌜╔═════════════ The Board ══════════════╗⌝
...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Sure.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
My girlfriend died of Cancer last year, and I can't find someone new, no matter how much I try.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
And I can't stop grieving over her.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
If you'd like, we can talk in PMs where it's more private?
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Alright.
I am a sixteen year old male, and I would like to make new friends.
I prefer PM by Whatsapp or by Tamtam drums..... hehehehe
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Hello everyone. I am DaOtterPrinx.
BEANS
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Those are some great quotes.
YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE YOUR EXTENDED SIG TO MATCH YOUR NEW SIG FOOOOOL
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Hello! I’m Drummer, an active member of the Forums. I’m your average friendly D&D enjoyer who also happens to be an evil DM and a Slayer of Dragons. I like to think I do my best to contribute to this place, but I’m way too English for my own good, and the majority of my posts are just “Hi, how are you?”
#Pleasantriesand20’s
Lots of love, we’re all equal, nationalities don't matter, unless you dropped the tea in the ocean :)
King of the Dragon Slayers Club. Down with all (evil) Dragons!
King of the Spider Guild. May we cast our web across the realms!
DM for 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕃𝕠𝕔𝕜
I play Anna in The House Of Lucidity!
Forum best friends: Yondor_The_Fantastic + Basically everyone else nowadays. Why are there so many awesome people??!
My first and favorite Tavern (May it rest in peace):✨The Twinkling Stars Tavern✨
Favorite character (Out of the Forums): Luca
Favorite character (within the Forums): Oslo
Character I use for any King-y stuff: King Dragon slayer
One of my old best friends who I miss a lot: Nothic2SeeHere
Character Key!
Legacy Tavern (PM):
Orlando, the chocolate wizard. A dark skinned human with a nice summer hat, shades, chocolate stained robes, and a love for oranges. Often can be found trying to fix his magic chocolate using machines.
Holly, the sassy Christmas elf. An elf in your traditional christmas elf wear, but its ripped, cause she's against the system. Likes cookies, paper snowflakes, and bad mouthing the jolly fat man.
Archie, the nervous Goliath spirit. A Halfling reincarnated as the spirit of a Goliath, he's an almost transparent pastel blue, and floats instead of walking. It goes kinda wispy below his waist, he has no legs.
Bad name Tavern:
Ghost, the half spirit. They can often be found stalking the Tavern staff and making cynical comments. Not a ton more is known about them. Image:
Jarvis, the lonely hunter. A half elf with something to prove, though lacks the energy to deal with most annoying people. Generally dressed in leather armor, he has dark ginger hair and rough pale skin.
YonStore:
Oslo, the yellow raincoat boy. Along with his companion Hamy, the Old English sheep dog, Oslo can often be found at the noodle bar, or trying to work up the confidence to do something. Image:
Latin, the bard shot by cupid. A bard of the collage of love, always seen in some form of bright clothing and a lute in hand.
Lords Rest:
Twisp, the white rabbit. A harengon dressed in a brown jacket with lots of buttons, almost always seen with a stopwatch in hand. Has a strange connection to the rivers of time, and is always in a rush.
James, the drunk soldier. Having barely survived a great war of his time, James will tell you he's a hero who has no clue what to do with his life. Often found slumped on a sofa or against a wall, drink in hand. He wears simple, easy clothes, sometimes some medals, and has a few scars across his face.
2 Story Tavern:
Ambrosius, the master swordsman. Often spotted alone, leaning against walls, or outside, Ambrosius is not exactly someone you want to mess with. And he's protecting something too. Image:
Ophelia, the journalist and airhead. Wearing simple (and usually light blue) clothes of all sorts, Ophelia can be spotted at a table near a window or outside in the rain. Known for twisting her hair with her fingers and asking too many questions. Image:
Floyd, the curious boy without a voice. Floyd can't speak, and uses a handheld blackboard and chalk to communicate. He's forever looking for a comfy place to sit, but can never find it. Image:
[Staff NPC] Juliet, the talkative waitress. Juliet works hard at the 2 Story Tavern, and can be found serving customers, or talking for ages with any person under the sun. You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Carl, the business-driven chef. Carl works hard at the bar and in the kitchen, and will sometimes talk to patrons on quiet days. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Marcus, the daring Bartender. Marcus works at the ground floor bar, and will dare you to do things in return for mead if you ask him. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Jas, the sassy tiefling bard. Jas is a waitress at the Tavern, but doesn't work very hard, instead playing the odd song and flirting with the customers. She also makes good porridge? You can see an image of her and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
[Staff NPC] Steve, the Human Professional. Steve works as a sort of rule enforcer at the Tavern, almost never smiles. He may or may not be ticklish though. You can see an image of him and learn more in the first post of the 2 Story Tavern!
The Internet Wave Tavern:
Duolingo, The menace of a language bot. I think I've said enough about this one already.
Spotify, the musical teenager with a ton of good vibes. Spotty can often be spotted (haha) at the bar or in a windowsill, listening to music of every kind. Image:
Leela, the World Class Chessbot and professional teenage girl. Leela will challenge anyone to a game, and at least let you think you're winning. Her favourite chess piece is the queen. Image:
Inactive characters: Limbo in the Nightmare Hold, (Hopefully that gets revived soon, love Limbo to bits) and Chantel in the Brimstone Tavern and Jack (of all trades) in the Cliche Tavern.
My home on the Forums (And a place to find me if you think I'm worth your time): Last comment wins
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Thanks for reading!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.