the minute you gain the force, the world you know ceases to become normal. you can no longer use the force.
I wish to live forever
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Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
you are transported to a bowling alley. your opponent is a large, sapient bass fish. you lose.
I wish that people in horror movies made smart descisions
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted but as your wish is granted, your world starts falling apart, literally. huge rocks are flying through the air and the universe can't handle your wish not being twisted as it pulls itself apart, you run back to your phone/pc and delete your message and the world starts to repair itself, although your wish is twisted
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted, the dishes become animated, and you force them to wash themselves every day. They decide to rebel, and they kill you in your sleep with a broken plate.
(Sorry, that got a bit dark there…)
I wish for 500 US dollars transferred into my bank account, with my social security number, that maintains its current value in this date in time.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Well, your wish wasn't twisted. Unfortunately, you wasted your one and only wish right before a tarrasque eats you.
I wish for friends
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(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Granted, but the new content your wish generated is just a bunch of useless trash.
I wish for a new genie.
Lol just like the 2024 rulebooks
Your new genie isn't as kind as the old one. Instead of twisting your wishes, it just removes every atom in your body from the multiverse.
I wish for a time bubble that I can use once per day to freeze time for an hour.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
A witch with mastery over sand and earth decides that your brain would be a perfect potion ingredient.
I wish to be good at minecraft.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
You become good at Minecraft, but only the earliest version of Minecraft
I wish for one US dollar
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
the minute you gain the force, the world you know ceases to become normal. you can no longer use the force.
I wish to live forever
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted, you live so long and just become older and older until you have no braincells and are essentially just dead but still technically “alive”
I wish I could play bass
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head
Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
you are transported to a bowling alley. your opponent is a large, sapient bass fish. you lose.
I wish that people in horror movies made smart descisions
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The movies are not horror with all the monsters avoided, the genre ceases to exist and you get blamed for it.
I wish for a tank operated by pugs.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted. Unfortunately, the PWT (Pugs with tanks) program fails to figure out how to get the pugs to learn how to operate it correctly.
I wish for an apple.
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The planet turns into an apple. It is infested with a giant worm.
I wish for this wish to be granted exactly as I describe below.
"Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted."
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Your wish is granted untwisted and as you described below it. You end up being the one person on this thread who's wish is not twisted but as your wish is granted, your world starts falling apart, literally. huge rocks are flying through the air and the universe can't handle your wish not being twisted as it pulls itself apart, you run back to your phone/pc and delete your message and the world starts to repair itself, although your wish is twisted
I wish that I was allowed to play more mc
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
-Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
you get addicted. and die of starvation.
I wish I could change my physical form
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Granted, but only into inanimate objects like a rock or a chair, and you can’t change back.
I wish I could cast wish
Granted. You cast wish but not only does the DM twist your wish into a mallus, but you also fail the check to be able to ever cast it again.
I wish for the dishes to wash themselves.
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Granted, the dishes become animated, and you force them to wash themselves every day. They decide to rebel, and they kill you in your sleep with a broken plate.
(Sorry, that got a bit dark there…)
I wish for 500 US dollars transferred into my bank account, with my social security number, that maintains its current value in this date in time.
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
As you did not define "this date", it was valuable 200 years ago. not so much now.
I wish for people to not twist this wish.
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Well, your wish wasn't twisted. Unfortunately, you wasted your one and only wish right before a tarrasque eats you.
I wish for friends
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
You get friends, but there the horny bard type and you find yourself trying to avoid them.
I wish for the artificer class to get more content
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
Granted, but the new content your wish generated is just a bunch of useless trash.
I wish for a new genie.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Lol just like the 2024 rulebooks
Your new genie isn't as kind as the old one. Instead of twisting your wishes, it just removes every atom in your body from the multiverse.
I wish for a time bubble that I can use once per day to freeze time for an hour.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
Granted but it freezes your time specifically. Everything else is normal.
I'll keep things simple: I wish for a sandwich
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.
A witch with mastery over sand and earth decides that your brain would be a perfect potion ingredient.
I wish to be good at minecraft.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
#BRINGBACKNATIONALDEX
You become good at Minecraft, but only the earliest version of Minecraft
I wish for one US dollar
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
You never specified in what condition. The dollar was coated in nuclear waste before you received it
My pencil broke while I was writing character sheets. I'd like a brand new mechanical pencil please.
I'm taking a break to focus on IRL stuff. Please don't think bad of me. I'm terribly sorry for any inconveniences this hiatus of mine brings about.