I wish for the rope-proof barrier to be made of hanging vines and have plenty of holes to crawl through.
Granted. However, due to the paradox of hanging vines not able to create a barriar, there is a giant hole in the barriar. Thankfully a kind hotel owner built his hotel on top of the hole to protect you
Granted. It exists on a planet inside a gigantic black hole (don’t ask), which causes many years outside to be less then a second inside.
I wish for the hole to close after I climb out. It’s a safety hazard!
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Granted. Your wish is granted. It has no effect other than being granted.
I wish for my legs to regrow.
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Granted. A flaming dog the size of a large yacht appears above you.
I wish for my arms to regrow.
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Granted. It all appears in a single point, which creates an infinitely heavy black hole.
I wish for my arms to never have fallen off.
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Granted. You are in a black hole. It is in there with you.
I wish to swap bodies with the version of me that didn't lose their arms and then have the original timeline be deleted.
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Granted. your consciousness goes to the new body and the new body's consciousness is transported to the armless body, then your original consciousness is immediately erased along with the original timeline taking the body with both arms with it. you take over the new consciousness which is in the armless body
I wish for a universe that is similar in every one to the one I was just in to appear around me
Granted. However, due to the paradox of hanging vines not able to create a barriar, there is a giant hole in the barriar. Thankfully a kind hotel owner built his hotel on top of the hole to protect you
I wish for the hotel to prosper for many years
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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Granted. It exists on a planet inside a gigantic black hole (don’t ask), which causes many years outside to be less then a second inside.
I wish for the hole to close after I climb out. It’s a safety hazard!
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You successfully climb out of the whole, but you lose your legs in the process.
I wish to not have CON as my dump-stat
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
You fall into a Dumpster with the word CON written on it.
I wish Empathy were a skill in 5e.
Granted. It is useless.
I wish for my legs to come back.
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Your legs walk over to you.
I wish for everyone to hate sand.
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Nothing happens. That's a good wish. Sand is terrible.
I wish for a grant.
I have no personality.
Granted. Your wish is granted. It has no effect other than being granted.
I wish for my legs to regrow.
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Then you lose your arms.
I wish for a hot dog.
Granted. A flaming dog the size of a large yacht appears above you.
I wish for my arms to regrow.
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Your arms, staying exactly where they are turn into baby arms and then start growing back into adult sized arms.
I wish to have an infinite amount of money
Granted. It all appears in a single point, which creates an infinitely heavy black hole.
I wish for my arms to never have fallen off.
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You are transported back in time and you see a copy of yourself from before your arms fell off... the copy's hands don't fall
I wish to be the richest person to have ever existed while still having access to my money
Granted. You are in a black hole. It is in there with you.
I wish to swap bodies with the version of me that didn't lose their arms and then have the original timeline be deleted.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. your consciousness goes to the new body and the new body's consciousness is transported to the armless body, then your original consciousness is immediately erased along with the original timeline taking the body with both arms with it. you take over the new consciousness which is in the armless body
I wish for a universe that is similar in every one to the one I was just in to appear around me
It is similar but not the same, the blackhole is also a galactic cheese grater you are shreds
I wish to get the 42 immediatly on the mega yahtzee thread
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You get it immediately. So quick, in fact, that the other players suspect you of cheating and revoke all future access to the game.
I wish I didn't get tired from exercise.
You get a disability that prevents you from ever doing any exercise again
I wish to be a level 20 wizard
You are now a level 20 wizard. Unfortunately, you don't have a spellbook so you can't cast any spells.
I wish to none of my decisions had negative consequences.
You are transformed into a proton. No matter what you do, your charge is always positive :)
I wish I could speak every known language.