My robot bard convinced a random guard that he was his long lost father. Than he accidentally got his "son" sent to a hell dimension and the entire rest of the campaign has been an interplanar mission to rescue him from hell. May character has had the opportunity to become a god several times at this point but hasn't because it would stop him from saving his son.
My dm once let me keep a baby tarrasque as a pet. Good times :)
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
As the DM, I once let one of my players rizz up a boss (despite him being an alien freak who only spoke in buzzes) due to him getting a Nat 20 on the charisma check.
... no, I wasn't piloting my Pokemon D&D concept, why would you ask?
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Currently working on some homebrew stuff and a really fun novel inspired by Critical Role and Dimension 20!
As the forever DM, the stupidest thing I EVER went along with was THE CULT OF JACOB! Essentially IRL in my local area there a bajillion Jacobs, one of them was in the party and created a character named Jacob Jacobson. Every time we went anywhere with people he'd ask downright everybody if their name was Jacob, if they said no he'd refuse to associate with them. If they said yes on the other hand, they'd join the Cult of Jacobs. He did this to downright anything, humans, elves, skeletons, rock monsters, etc. By the end of the campaign after the BBEG was killed, Jacob killed most of the party and instigated tyrannical rule over the countries the campaign had taken place in. In the current campaign this country is now Jacobia and intend on having the same player no have to destroy the very thing he created with his new character... *devil smile emoji*
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Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
As the forever DM, the stupidest thing I EVER went along with was THE CULT OF JACOB! Essentially IRL in my local area there a bajillion Jacobs, one of them was in the party and created a character named Jacob Jacobson. Every time we went anywhere with people he'd ask downright everybody if their name was Jacob, if they said no he'd refuse to associate with them. If they said yes on the other hand, they'd join the Cult of Jacobs. He did this to downright anything, humans, elves, skeletons, rock monsters, etc. By the end of the campaign after the BBEG was killed, Jacob killed most of the party and instigated tyrannical rule over the countries the campaign had taken place in. In the current campaign this country is now Jacobia and intend on having the same player no have to destroy the very thing he created with his new character... *devil smile emoji*
If you've seen Shrek it was the scene where the donkey and Shrek go to the evil godmother's quarters and convince the receptionist they are from the Workers Association.
I was a Tiefling-Warlock, who usually used her CHAR to get things her way, and she was flirty with everyone; she usually went with Elves. And my friend was a Blood-hunter Human, and our friends were locked up in a cave. We enter the room full of Redbrands (which were the enemy soldiers) and acted out as a campaign looking to end forced labor and seeking out for their employee rights in big companies. The soldiers let us in, that way we skipped about 20 soldiers and got straight to the boss. I screwed a charisma throw and the boss recognized it was a lie locking me up for about 3 rounds.
As the DM, I once let one of my players rizz up a boss (despite him being an alien freak who only spoke in buzzes) due to him getting a Nat 20 on the charisma check.
... no, I wasn't piloting my Pokemon D&D concept, why would you ask?
I must know more about this pokemon dnd, I've always wanted to do one but I don't have a friend group who'd be interested in that type of thing.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
As the DM, I once let one of my players rizz up a boss (despite him being an alien freak who only spoke in buzzes) due to him getting a Nat 20 on the charisma check.
... no, I wasn't piloting my Pokemon D&D concept, why would you ask?
I must know more about this pokemon dnd, I've always wanted to do one but I don't have a friend group who'd be interested in that type of thing.
My DM let my drow ranger attempt to use darkness to impersonate the goddess Shar once. It...did not work.
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Any time an unfathomably powerful entity sweeps in and offers godlike rewards in return for just a few teensy favors, it’s a scam. Unless it’s me. I’d never lie to you, reader dearest.
A very pliant DM allowed me to create a character in Spelljammer 2e that was an elven swashbuckler but also a Spirit Warrior. His Spirit Warrior resided in a pocket dimension. On command, it would step out and open up as the character stepped back into it.
The party wizard was suspected of attacking the mayor's house and leaving a giant burning hole in its side. He was actually innocent, but he has been known to be a bit... chaotic. The whole town was ready to hang him, and the cleric, wisest member of the party, spoke up from the crowd and said: "How do you know he did it? He didn't sign the hole." DM gave him a Persuasion roll, with disadvantage. Two natural 19s. The feelings of the crowd began to turn. "You're right! He didn't sign it!" And thus, the wizard was spared.
So this is pretty tame compared to your posts above but I was DM for my friend, it was my first time, I was still learning what to not do, and now that I look back on it, I probably did most of what you're not supposed to do, first, I let my friend recruit and entire monastery of monks, which I didn't think was bad, but now I know, then I let him steal the ships from a fleet of pirates that were supposed to beat him up, but he had an army of monks, then he used the fleet to sail straight to the final boss, because it was very obvious were it was because there was a giant swirling storm above it, then, he used his monks as cannon fodder, setting off all the traps and killing the lich I had as the final boss. Yeah, lesson learned, the campaign took an impressive two, two-hour sessions.
as a dm this where some of the worst moment i agreed to.
first this is a one long done but one of my players wanted to "excute plan blah blah" i was curious so one of the players then became deadpool.
in this same one i let my players be a dragonborn then somehow i don't remeber how but the dragon born became i full blown dragon
this is a current one i am also dming the same person how became a dragon i agreed is a rencarnation of every other character he has played. so fighting in the ethreal plain after forgeting this did not end well for the boss.
still in the same one i allowed one of my players to play as chuckles from legend or avantris. it is a dnd youtube channel
this is another one i allowed one of my players to use a fire snake as a whip. i did not thing much of it but then the player started attaching more and more item on it to the point the whip dealt any damage type.
finally this one was not as bad but the current party i have is. kermit the frog. a grim reaper. a octoling. and the one person who was a dragonborn
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a simple dm with a lot of lore and homebrew to be made and a cultist of lambalI. prefer any pronouns bwt.
My DM let my 6th level Swashbuckler Rogue become one of the most celebrated adventurers in the Flanaess by consistently paying bards to spread the stories of his exploits far and wide. He was more widely known than the Circle of Eight.
This can either be b/c of a nat 20 or b/c the dm wanted to go along with it
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My robot bard convinced a random guard that he was his long lost father. Than he accidentally got his "son" sent to a hell dimension and the entire rest of the campaign has been an interplanar mission to rescue him from hell. May character has had the opportunity to become a god several times at this point but hasn't because it would stop him from saving his son.
My dm once let me keep a baby tarrasque as a pet. Good times :)
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I was a air genasi and I turned into wind and blow a guy up the a different person intimidated the whole bar into not fighting.
As the DM, I once let one of my players rizz up a boss (despite him being an alien freak who only spoke in buzzes) due to him getting a Nat 20 on the charisma check.
... no, I wasn't piloting my Pokemon D&D concept, why would you ask?
Just an irl artificer looking to have some fun!
Currently working on some homebrew stuff and a really fun novel inspired by Critical Role and Dimension 20!
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As the forever DM, the stupidest thing I EVER went along with was THE CULT OF JACOB! Essentially IRL in my local area there a bajillion Jacobs, one of them was in the party and created a character named Jacob Jacobson. Every time we went anywhere with people he'd ask downright everybody if their name was Jacob, if they said no he'd refuse to associate with them. If they said yes on the other hand, they'd join the Cult of Jacobs. He did this to downright anything, humans, elves, skeletons, rock monsters, etc. By the end of the campaign after the BBEG was killed, Jacob killed most of the party and instigated tyrannical rule over the countries the campaign had taken place in. In the current campaign this country is now Jacobia and intend on having the same player no have to destroy the very thing he created with his new character... *devil smile emoji*
Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
That is soo funny
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If you've seen Shrek it was the scene where the donkey and Shrek go to the evil godmother's quarters and convince the receptionist they are from the Workers Association.
I was a Tiefling-Warlock, who usually used her CHAR to get things her way, and she was flirty with everyone; she usually went with Elves. And my friend was a Blood-hunter Human, and our friends were locked up in a cave. We enter the room full of Redbrands (which were the enemy soldiers) and acted out as a campaign looking to end forced labor and seeking out for their employee rights in big companies. The soldiers let us in, that way we skipped about 20 soldiers and got straight to the boss. I screwed a charisma throw and the boss recognized it was a lie locking me up for about 3 rounds.
hahaha i would had changed my name to jacob just to be part of the cult.
I must know more about this pokemon dnd, I've always wanted to do one but I don't have a friend group who'd be interested in that type of thing.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
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I am secretly a green dragon. Also a Demon Lord.
My DM let my drow ranger attempt to use darkness to impersonate the goddess Shar once. It...did not work.
Any time an unfathomably powerful entity sweeps in and offers godlike rewards in return for just a few teensy favors, it’s a scam. Unless it’s me. I’d never lie to you, reader dearest.
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A very pliant DM allowed me to create a character in Spelljammer 2e that was an elven swashbuckler but also a Spirit Warrior. His Spirit Warrior resided in a pocket dimension. On command, it would step out and open up as the character stepped back into it.
Then Marvel stole my idea for Iron Man!!!!
The party wizard was suspected of attacking the mayor's house and leaving a giant burning hole in its side. He was actually innocent, but he has been known to be a bit... chaotic. The whole town was ready to hang him, and the cleric, wisest member of the party, spoke up from the crowd and said: "How do you know he did it? He didn't sign the hole." DM gave him a Persuasion roll, with disadvantage. Two natural 19s. The feelings of the crowd began to turn. "You're right! He didn't sign it!" And thus, the wizard was spared.
So this is pretty tame compared to your posts above but I was DM for my friend, it was my first time, I was still learning what to not do, and now that I look back on it, I probably did most of what you're not supposed to do, first, I let my friend recruit and entire monastery of monks, which I didn't think was bad, but now I know, then I let him steal the ships from a fleet of pirates that were supposed to beat him up, but he had an army of monks, then he used the fleet to sail straight to the final boss, because it was very obvious were it was because there was a giant swirling storm above it, then, he used his monks as cannon fodder, setting off all the traps and killing the lich I had as the final boss. Yeah, lesson learned, the campaign took an impressive two, two-hour sessions.
as a dm this where some of the worst moment i agreed to.
first this is a one long done but one of my players wanted to "excute plan blah blah" i was curious so one of the players then became deadpool.
in this same one i let my players be a dragonborn then somehow i don't remeber how but the dragon born became i full blown dragon
this is a current one i am also dming the same person how became a dragon i agreed is a rencarnation of every other character he has played. so fighting in the ethreal plain after forgeting this did not end well for the boss.
still in the same one i allowed one of my players to play as chuckles from legend or avantris. it is a dnd youtube channel
this is another one i allowed one of my players to use a fire snake as a whip. i did not thing much of it but then the player started attaching more and more item on it to the point the whip dealt any damage type.
finally this one was not as bad but the current party i have is. kermit the frog. a grim reaper. a octoling. and the one person who was a dragonborn
a simple dm with a lot of lore and homebrew to be made and a cultist of lambalI. prefer any pronouns bwt.
My DM let my 6th level Swashbuckler Rogue become one of the most celebrated adventurers in the Flanaess by consistently paying bards to spread the stories of his exploits far and wide. He was more widely known than the Circle of Eight.