So im looking to make a Homebrewed PastaFarian religion for a Paladin to worship. For anyone unaware, Pastafarian is the religion of worshiping the Flying Spahgetti Monster. I already know how my paladins weapon, shield and helmet will look.
Obviously a Calander for a helmet, a oversized cuttingboard for a shield and a warhammer reskinned as a meat tenderizer. Plus my holy sigil will be inscribed on my shield in the shape of the flying spahgetti monster. And since it looks awfully like a beholder it'll be a perfect opening for me to start talking about the good lord Flying Spahgetti Monster as I correct anyone who thinks its a beholder.
I would like suggestions on what paladin spells I could reskin to be pasta based as I have never played a paladin before.
Hmmm...throwing olive oil on party members when you use the Bless spell? You could also ask your DM for permission to rename certain Paladin spells. Instead of "Divine Favor", you would cast "Divine Flavor" and "Cure Wounds" could be "Cure Meats" (throw salt at the injured party member or something). Perhaps for your Lay on Hands ability, your ally would have to drink from a special decanter of red wine or ingest a meatball you made yourself during down time.
Hmmm...throwing olive oil on party members when you use the Bless spell? You could also ask your DM for permission to rename certain Paladin spells. Instead of "Divine Favor", you would cast "Divine Flavor" and "Cure Wounds" could be "Cure Meats" (throw salt at the injured party member or something). Perhaps for your Lay on Hands ability, your ally would have to drink from a special decanter of red wine or ingest a meatball you made yourself during down time.
So im looking to make a Homebrewed PastaFarian religion for a Paladin to worship. For anyone unaware, Pastafarian is the religion of worshiping the Flying Spahgetti Monster. I already know how my paladins weapon, shield and helmet will look.
Obviously a Calander for a helmet, a oversized cuttingboard for a shield and a warhammer reskinned as a meat tenderizer. Plus my holy sigil will be inscribed on my shield in the shape of the flying spahgetti monster. And since it looks awfully like a beholder it'll be a perfect opening for me to start talking about the good lord Flying Spahgetti Monster as I correct anyone who thinks its a beholder.
I would like suggestions on what paladin spells I could reskin to be pasta based as I have never played a paladin before.
Evard's noodly tentacles! Wait...
Hmmm...throwing olive oil on party members when you use the Bless spell? You could also ask your DM for permission to rename certain Paladin spells. Instead of "Divine Favor", you would cast "Divine Flavor" and "Cure Wounds" could be "Cure Meats" (throw salt at the injured party member or something). Perhaps for your Lay on Hands ability, your ally would have to drink from a special decanter of red wine or ingest a meatball you made yourself during down time.
I actually love all of these lol.
Glad I could be of help.