A little bit of background on me and the thoughts behind this monster. My TTRPG experience began with Pathfinder 1e back in 2011. As I delved into the world of Golarion and spent far more than I should have on various adventure paths and other books, I discovered that Golarion's goblins sang disturbing yet catchy tunes lead by their warchanters. I wanted to bring a little of that into my 5e campaign that I'm running and throw them into the groups or raiders that I am aiming at the party. This is my first bit of homebrew for 5e, and I'd like to share more and make this better. I appreciate any feedback that y'all have, and let me know if I should include some of those catchy and disturbing songs in the description.
A disturbingly catchy tune floats on the air in the common and goblin tongues. A group of goblin raiders spring from the bushes and behind them comes a singing goblin waggling their fingers to cast a spell.
A little bit of background on me and the thoughts behind this monster. My TTRPG experience began with Pathfinder 1e back in 2011. As I delved into the world of Golarion and spent far more than I should have on various adventure paths and other books, I discovered that Golarion's goblins sang disturbing yet catchy tunes lead by their warchanters. I wanted to bring a little of that into my 5e campaign that I'm running and throw them into the groups or raiders that I am aiming at the party. This is my first bit of homebrew for 5e, and I'd like to share more and make this better. I appreciate any feedback that y'all have, and let me know if I should include some of those catchy and disturbing songs in the description.
Goblins chew and goblins bite.
Goblins cut and goblins fight.
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
goblins eat and take by force!
Goblins race and goblins jump
goblins slash and goblins bump.
Burn the skin and mash the head,
goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup.
Bonk the head to shut it up.
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
we be goblins! you be food!
Goblins scream and Goblins cry
Goblins will surely die
Goblins run and goblins hide
Goblins will take my sword in the side
Goblins stink and goblins smell
Goblins will go to hell
Wring their necks pull their hair
Throw them down the big long stairs
Kick the goblins in the nuts
Bleed them with our weapon cuts
Poke the goblins in the eye
Then they will surely die