Lei-Tana gets closer, almost caught up with Lhia, and unleashes a massive wave of thunderwhich rips through two of the orcs (orc 2 failed his Constitution saving through, took 8 points of damage and was pushed back 10ft. Orc 1 succeeded, took 4 pts damage and not pushed back)
Before Orc 1 can get too cocky, Elfaturns and blasts him with a beam of eldritch energy, stripping the shirt from his back and flaying the skin underneath – both Orc 1 and Orc 2 now look severely wounded.
The ogre, rolling on the floor in laughter, fails his saving throw (3!) and continues to split his sides and Stonelynn’s joke.
Cackie seems to decide that the Queensbury rules don’t apply to ogres and shamelessly wades in on the helpless creature while it rolls around in laughter. He performs a swift nippleectomy.
The ogre(passing his new saving throw) jerks upright as the spell is broken by the pain – he is prone but no longer incapacitated. He wakes up just in time to see the frightening sight of ThunderFist bearing down on him. He barely has time to utter an ogre curse before the goliath nutter honks a giant axe through its skull.
(Both ogres are now dead)
Orc 2 picks himself up and charges back into battle with Lhia, joining Orc 1 in attacking the posturing ab-tastic cleric
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Cackie tucks the ogre nipple in to his back pack and turns his attention to the orcs.
The darts in his backpack were coming up to their use by date, so he puts one in his mouth, takes a deep breath and spits it at Orc 2 Attack: 22 Damage: 7
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10 Spiritual attack
Lhia flex’s his abs and casts aid I. Himself, lei-Tanna and elfa. Your spell bolsters your allies with toughness and resolve. Choose up to three creatures within range. Each target's hit point maximum and current hit points increase by 5 for the duration.
he moves his spiritual weapon back up towards Ogre 3 and will attack when in range
Stonelynn fires her shortbow with deadly accuracy, the arrow flying between Lhia and Orc 2 to hit orc 1 in the ear. The orc’s eyes rill back as he collapses at Lei-Tana's feet.
Lhia casts his Aid spell, granting 5hp to himself, Lei-Tana and Elfa.
(There is no ogre 3, please redirect your Spiritual Weapon)
Lei-Tana manipulates the round diamond in her hand, turning it red to represent the element of fire. She then hurls it at orc 1 from point-blank range, engulfing his head in fire and bringing him to an end.
(Pausing now as all targets are dead or asleep. Elfa, Cackie and ThunderFist please post new actions)
Cackie lowers his head and drags his foot across the floor like an angry bull and runs towards the nearest orc. He attempts to jump the orc and unleash a flurry of blows, spending his last ki point.
Elfawalks up to the nearest orc and stands over him, firing an arcane bolt of energy into his head. Asleep, the orc never has a chance and his head is split apart (automatic critical, added 10 damage to the hit)
Cackie runs to the other sleeping orc and lays a series of blows into it, killing the poor defenceless guy in his sleep.
(ThunderFist’s Turn. All visible enemies are now dead, but I’m going to keep us in combat for now...)
Cackie looks in to the cold dead eyes of the orc he had just killed and began to think about its family and pets who would be expecting it home tonight for dinner.
He then sliced off one of its nipples and put it away in his backpack.
19 Lhia SaBeouf casts inflict wounds on the healthiest looking orc within range .
Make a melee spell attack against a creature you can reach. On a hit, the target takes 4d10 necrotic damage.
damage
30
Initiative: Stonelynn 18, Lhia 18, Lei-Tana 13, Elfa 12, Ogre 12, Cackie 7, ThunderFist 4, Orcs 2
Stonelynn’s arrow flies true, striking Orc 2 in the side and stealing his attention from Lhia.
Lhia tries to strike the orc with a fist of glowing magical energy, but the wiley fighter sees the blow coming and nimbly dodges out of the way.
(Lei-Tana next. I already have posts for Elfa (519) and ThunderFist (520), need Cackie's turn too)
Lei-Tana sprints as fast as she can to be in range of the orcs, and casts Thunderwave!
Attack: 3 Damage: 9
Cackie teams up with the barbarian, to try and finish off the Ogre. He attempts to slice off one of the Ogre's nipples with his toe scratcher.
Attack: 16 Damage: 7
Initiative: Stonelynn 18, Lhia 18, Lei-Tana 13, Elfa 12, Ogre 12, Cackie 7, ThunderFist 4, Orcs 2
Lei-Tana gets closer, almost caught up with Lhia, and unleashes a massive wave of thunderwhich rips through two of the orcs (orc 2 failed his Constitution saving through, took 8 points of damage and was pushed back 10ft. Orc 1 succeeded, took 4 pts damage and not pushed back)
Before Orc 1 can get too cocky, Elfa turns and blasts him with a beam of eldritch energy, stripping the shirt from his back and flaying the skin underneath – both Orc 1 and Orc 2 now look severely wounded.
The ogre, rolling on the floor in laughter, fails his saving throw (3!) and continues to split his sides and Stonelynn’s joke.
Cackie seems to decide that the Queensbury rules don’t apply to ogres and shamelessly wades in on the helpless creature while it rolls around in laughter. He performs a swift nippleectomy.
The ogre (passing his new saving throw) jerks upright as the spell is broken by the pain – he is prone but no longer incapacitated. He wakes up just in time to see the frightening sight of ThunderFist bearing down on him. He barely has time to utter an ogre curse before the goliath nutter honks a giant axe through its skull.
(Both ogres are now dead)
Orc 2 picks himself up and charges back into battle with Lhia, joining Orc 1 in attacking the posturing ab-tastic cleric
Orc 1 Attack: 19 Damage: 7
Orc 2 Attack: 21 Damage: 5
(New round – actions please!)
Lei-Tana uses a fiery chromatic orb against orc 1
Attack: 22 Damage: 11
Cackie tucks the ogre nipple in to his back pack and turns his attention to the orcs.
The darts in his backpack were coming up to their use by date, so he puts one in his mouth, takes a deep breath and spits it at Orc 2 Attack: 22 Damage: 7
Elfa looks at Cackies attack and assists him. She jumps, twirls and casts her Eldritch Blast at Orc 2
Attack: 17 Damage: 6
10 Spiritual attack
Lhia flex’s his abs and casts aid I. Himself, lei-Tanna and elfa.
Your spell bolsters your allies with toughness and resolve. Choose up to three creatures within range. Each target's hit point maximum and current hit points increase by 5 for the duration.
he moves his spiritual weapon back up towards Ogre 3 and will attack when in range
(Just waiting for Stonelynn and ThunderFist)
Thunderfist makes his way towards the sleeping orchestra and hacks at the first one he reaches.
Attack 1: Attack: 24 Damage: 10
Attack 2: Attack: 13 Damage: 13
Stonelynn aims her shortbow at orc one, hoping to deal the death blow. She takes a deep breath and concentrates.
Attack: 20 Damage 6
Initiative: Stonelynn 18, Lhia 18, Lei-Tana 13, Elfa 12, Ogre 12, Cackie 7, ThunderFist 4, Orcs 2
Stonelynn fires her shortbow with deadly accuracy, the arrow flying between Lhia and Orc 2 to hit orc 1 in the ear. The orc’s eyes rill back as he collapses at Lei-Tana's feet.
Lhia casts his Aid spell, granting 5hp to himself, Lei-Tana and Elfa.
(There is no ogre 3, please redirect your Spiritual Weapon)
Lei-Tana manipulates the round diamond in her hand, turning it red to represent the element of fire. She then hurls it at orc 1 from point-blank range, engulfing his head in fire and bringing him to an end.
(Pausing now as all targets are dead or asleep. Elfa, Cackie and ThunderFist please post new actions)
Cackie lowers his head and drags his foot across the floor like an angry bull and runs towards the nearest orc. He attempts to jump the orc and unleash a flurry of blows, spending his last ki point.
Attack: 19 Damage: 6
Attack: 20 Damage: 7
Attack: 8 Damage: 7
Inspiration re-roll of the 3rd attack 18
Elfa takes 3 steps towards the sleeping orc and Eldritch Blasts him ]
Attack: 14 Damage: 5
Turning her attention to the other approaching orcs, stonelynn fires again.
attack 8 damage 6
Initiative: Stonelynn 18, Lhia 18, Lei-Tana 13, Elfa 12, Cackie 7, ThunderFist 4, Orcs 2
Elfa walks up to the nearest orc and stands over him, firing an arcane bolt of energy into his head. Asleep, the orc never has a chance and his head is split apart (automatic critical, added 10 damage to the hit)
Cackie runs to the other sleeping orc and lays a series of blows into it, killing the poor defenceless guy in his sleep.
(ThunderFist’s Turn. All visible enemies are now dead, but I’m going to keep us in combat for now...)
Cackie looks in to the cold dead eyes of the orc he had just killed and began to think about its family and pets who would be expecting it home tonight for dinner.
He then sliced off one of its nipples and put it away in his backpack.
Lhia SaBeouf busts out a few 100 sit ups to add definition to his already incredible abs.