Alfred picks through the rubble in the torture room, and angrily grumbles "Smelly bastards....they've defiled this obviously dwarven stronghold with their vile stench. And, they've ruined my perfectly good high. For that, they must die." He'll then walk over to the fire pit and grab one of the molten hot pokers, and starts to walk out of the room with it towards area 4.
"C'mere you little wenches! Daddy's got a present for you..." he calls out down the hallway.
As you walk into this area, two goblins sit at a table, playing cards, their weapons close at hand. To the east, thick tapestries cover the walls. On the table between the goblins sits a small bronze bell. The goblins see SirStealthingNoWay, leap up to ring the bell, and about ten more goblins join the group of two. An enormous goblin who appears to be some sort of leader, rounds one of the corners and cries, "Can't a goblin take a shit without being interrupted?!"
Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
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"Ha!"Camilla laughs, able to see again, and hearing what Lucina said. "Nothing like a surprise group of adventurers to interrupt a goblin bowel movement!"
Lucina lightly runs her blade over her thigh, just enough to spark up her blade, and strikes at Boblin the Big Goblin!
Attack: 22 Damage: 8
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Aeydof the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm /ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
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Camila's firebolt shoots right down the pants of SirSmokealot, burning a permanent skidmark on his behind. "YIPE!" he screams in anguish as he jumps about 14 feet forward, in surprise.
Angry, SirWartyMcWarterton takes his newfound rage out on Goblin1:
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
...but instead, apparently mistakes Camilla for a Goblin, and attacks her back! DOH!
Alfred picks through the rubble in the torture room, and angrily grumbles "Smelly bastards....they've defiled this obviously dwarven stronghold with their vile stench. And, they've ruined my perfectly good high. For that, they must die." He'll then walk over to the fire pit and grab one of the molten hot pokers, and starts to walk out of the room with it towards area 4.
"C'mere you little wenches! Daddy's got a present for you..." he calls out down the hallway.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
AREA 4 is a collection of 4 small areas.
As you walk into this area, two goblins sit at a table, playing cards, their weapons close at hand. To the east, thick tapestries cover the walls. On the table between the goblins sits a small bronze bell. The goblins see SirStealthingNoWay, leap up to ring the bell, and about ten more goblins join the group of two. An enormous goblin who appears to be some sort of leader, rounds one of the corners and cries, "Can't a goblin take a shit without being interrupted?!"
At this point, we can roll for initiative.
Init: 7
"No, not really," Lucina quips with a smirk.
Init: 21
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Init: 8
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Belial: 7
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Dagger initiative: 7
just an unstable unicorn.
SirGotsTheMunchies Initiative: 3
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
"Ha!" Camilla laughs, able to see again, and hearing what Lucina said. "Nothing like a surprise group of adventurers to interrupt a goblin bowel movement!"
Camilla: 6
Goblin1: 18
Goblin2: 9
Goblin3: 8
Goblin4: 10
Goblin5: 21
Goblin6: 22
Goblin7: 19
Goblin8: 18
Goblin9: 11
BigGoblin1: 6
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(40), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Goblin8 fires at Lucina!
Shortbow Attack: 19 Damage: 3
Goblin9 fires at Camilla!
Shortbow Attack: 5 Damage: 8
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(40), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Lucina lightly runs her blade over her thigh, just enough to spark up her blade, and strikes at Boblin the Big Goblin!
Attack: 22 Damage: 8
Aeyd of the Dragons || Wood Elf / Way of the Ascendant Dragon Monk
Demetrios Zalaoras || Protector Aasimar / Paladin of Torm
Hawke || Kalashtar / Circle of the Moon Druid
Morticia || Half-Aasimar Rogue
Yvan || Goliath / Path of the Wild Soul Barbarian | Paladin of Helm
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\
Alfred, laughing: "I can't tell the difference between a goblin and a goblin bowel movement.....they both sound, look, and smell the same to me!"
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(40), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Camilla shouts, "Merry Christmas, everyone!" and throws a firebolt at Goblin8!
Ho ho ho Attack: 18 Damage: Unable to parse dice roll.
Oh.
Lucina's attack hits!
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(32), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Goblin4 fires at SirJustGotHitWithAFirebolt!
Bolt Attack: 20 Damage: 7
Goblin7 fires at Alia!
Bolt Attack: 12 Damage: 4
Goblin6 fires at Stacey!
Bolt Attack: 20 Damage: 4
BigGoblin charges at SirBeefAndCheese!
Slash Attack: 19 Damage: 5
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(32), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Alia zaps Big Goblin with a lightning lance!
Attack: 22 Damage: 12
The whip stays attached to his neck!
OOC: I FINALLY HIT WITH THAT STUPID SPELL!
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(32), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
YOU FINALLY HIT WITH THAT STUPID SPELL!
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(20), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Belial fires three magic missiles at the big goblin.
12
Xenophon: Topaz Dragonborn Fighter (ixi's Dragon of Icespire Peak)
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Blade rushed forward and slashed at Goblin5. He tried to keep his singular eye on his surroundings.
Attack: 12 Damage: 12
Stacey changes it up with a short sword and dagger combo.
Attack 1: 24 Damage: 6
Attack 2: 23 Damage: 4
Shneaky: 1
just an unstable unicorn.
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), BigGoblin(20), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Belial and Stacey are able to take down the Gob boss! Blade misses, who's surprised?
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7), Goblin3(7)
Goblin5 screams in panic, shooting Lucina!
YAaHhg Attack: 10 Damage: 6
Looks like someone else is losin' an eye.
Goblin8(7), Goblin9(7), Lucina21, Camilla19, Goblin4(7), Goblin7(7), Goblin6(7), Goblin2(7), Alia8, Stacey7, Belial7, Blade7, Goblin5(7), SirGenitalWarts3, Goblin1(7)
Camila's firebolt shoots right down the pants of SirSmokealot, burning a permanent skidmark on his behind. "YIPE!" he screams in anguish as he jumps about 14 feet forward, in surprise.
Angry, SirWartyMcWarterton takes his newfound rage out on Goblin1:
Attack: 18 Damage: 8
...but instead, apparently mistakes Camilla for a Goblin, and attacks her back! DOH!
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?