Elk charges forward, taking two quick slashes at Toonthulhu with his glaive.
Attack #1: 23
Damage: 19 magical slashing
2 lightning
Attack #2: 31
Damage: 19 magical slashing
6 lightning
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Nah that's some bs. THREE CRITS IN A ROW. Oh nvm it just changed.*
The attacks hit him, seemingly not even denting his armor but hurting him badly regardless. He laughs a prideful laugh as he begins to glow with an otherworldly radiance (Living Legend.). He then swings his blade, and strikes true. (Because of how living Legend works he can guarantee one hit minimum.) He then places the sword in the ground and heals himself with a radiant glow "You are a strong one my friend."
The blade just barely grazes his cheek. Hardly even a cut, more like a superficial scratch, closing up instantly “hmph. Impressive. But lacking.”
*He's hating but a wins a win.* He smiles, something that he can feel though the helm "You're as strong as I expected, although I'm not the only one that seems to be lacking." He points to his own cheek "We should do this again sometime."
He smiles begrudgingly “Maybe. Maybe next time I won’t hold back either.” *He’s definitely going to hold back. He’s not trying to kill him. Probably*
*Well John isn't built for combat with people like him, although I might make an alt sheet that is. He's built for regular adventuring.* "I'll look forward to it. A battle that shall spread across history." He sheaths his greatsword.
*Fair point* “What do they call you? For I am Asura The Destructor.”
"Most simply call me The Crusader, but my name is John Dungeon." He says his name like someone says Leeroy Jenkins.
“…Why did you say your name like that?”
He tilts his head and looks at him "What do you mean?"
“Is this some kind of mortal thing? Like a form of greeting?”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The Jailor is on the sofa of the living room of her manor sized living quarters, pouring herself another glass of Thrilljoy, not realizing a giant dragon is at the door.
*Nah that's some bs. THREE CRITS IN A ROW. Oh nvm it just changed.*
The attacks hit him, seemingly not even denting his armor but hurting him badly regardless. He laughs a prideful laugh as he begins to glow with an otherworldly radiance (Living Legend.). He then swings his blade, and strikes true. (Because of how living Legend works he can guarantee one hit minimum.) He then places the sword in the ground and heals himself with a radiant glow "You are a strong one my friend."
The blade just barely grazes his cheek. Hardly even a cut, more like a superficial scratch, closing up instantly “hmph. Impressive. But lacking.”
*He's hating but a wins a win.* He smiles, something that he can feel though the helm "You're as strong as I expected, although I'm not the only one that seems to be lacking." He points to his own cheek "We should do this again sometime."
He smiles begrudgingly “Maybe. Maybe next time I won’t hold back either.” *He’s definitely going to hold back. He’s not trying to kill him. Probably*
*Well John isn't built for combat with people like him, although I might make an alt sheet that is. He's built for regular adventuring.* "I'll look forward to it. A battle that shall spread across history." He sheaths his greatsword.
*Fair point* “What do they call you? For I am Asura The Destructor.”
"Most simply call me The Crusader, but my name is John Dungeon." He says his name like someone says Leeroy Jenkins.
“…Why did you say your name like that?”
He tilts his head and looks at him "What do you mean?"
“Is this some kind of mortal thing? Like a form of greeting?”
"I have no idea what you mean? I said my name exactly like you did."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile. *Time for Arch to step in.*
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile.
Her silver hair is all messy and she seems to be very drunk, a glass of golden liquid in her hand, and she waves sleepily to Ragnaris.
“We met before… you-HIC- escaped! I caused you a lot of trouble, didn’t-HIC-I?”
*Nah that's some bs. THREE CRITS IN A ROW. Oh nvm it just changed.*
The attacks hit him, seemingly not even denting his armor but hurting him badly regardless. He laughs a prideful laugh as he begins to glow with an otherworldly radiance (Living Legend.). He then swings his blade, and strikes true. (Because of how living Legend works he can guarantee one hit minimum.) He then places the sword in the ground and heals himself with a radiant glow "You are a strong one my friend."
The blade just barely grazes his cheek. Hardly even a cut, more like a superficial scratch, closing up instantly “hmph. Impressive. But lacking.”
*He's hating but a wins a win.* He smiles, something that he can feel though the helm "You're as strong as I expected, although I'm not the only one that seems to be lacking." He points to his own cheek "We should do this again sometime."
He smiles begrudgingly “Maybe. Maybe next time I won’t hold back either.” *He’s definitely going to hold back. He’s not trying to kill him. Probably*
*Well John isn't built for combat with people like him, although I might make an alt sheet that is. He's built for regular adventuring.* "I'll look forward to it. A battle that shall spread across history." He sheaths his greatsword.
*Fair point* “What do they call you? For I am Asura The Destructor.”
"Most simply call me The Crusader, but my name is John Dungeon." He says his name like someone says Leeroy Jenkins.
“…Why did you say your name like that?”
He tilts his head and looks at him "What do you mean?"
“Is this some kind of mortal thing? Like a form of greeting?”
"I have no idea what you mean? I said my name exactly like you did."
He sighs “Never mind.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Elk charges forward, taking two quick slashes at Toonthulhu with his glaive.
Attack #1: 23
Damage: 19 magical slashing
2 lightning
Attack #2: 31
Damage: 19 magical slashing
6 lightning
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
(What kind of damage for the first attack?)
Automatic failure on the Dex save. Elk uses his telepathy to express the pain he feels. He then points the glaive at Toonthulhu, and a humongous whirlwind appears next to them. They must succeed on a DC 19 Dex save or take 35 bludgeoning damage and be sucked into the whirlwind. Half on a success.
A bolt if lightning then shoots from the glaive, and Toonthulhu must succeed on a DC 18 Dex save or take 21 lightning damage. Half in success.
Finally, Elk's body begins to morph until he has turned into a massive beetle, which screeches at the monster in front of him.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile.
Her silver hair is all messy and she seems to be very drunk, a glass of golden liquid in her hand, and she waves sleepily to Ragnaris.
“We met before… you-HIC- escaped! I caused you a lot of trouble, didn’t-HIC-I?”
Ragnaris's eyes fill with dread, and he growls. "You... what are you doing with my grandson?" He begins to use his long neck to push his immense head further into the room.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Elk charges forward, taking two quick slashes at Toonthulhu with his glaive.
Attack #1: 23
Damage: 19 magical slashing
2 lightning
Attack #2: 31
Damage: 19 magical slashing
6 lightning
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
(What kind of damage for the first attack?)
Automatic failure on the Dex save. Elk uses his telepathy to express the pain he feels. He then points the glaive at Toonthulhu, and a humongous whirlwind appears next to them. They must succeed on a DC 19 Dex save or take 39 bludgeoning damage and be sucked into the whirlwind. Half on a success.
A bolt if lightning then shoots from the glaive, and Toonthulhu must succeed on a DC 18 Dex save or take 26 lightning damage. Half in success.
Finally, Elk's body begins to morph until he has turned into a massive beetle, which screeches at the monster in front of him.
(So many typos... WHY?!)
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
"Want to go drink?" He takes of his helm, revealing a handsome although slightly ordinary face and long black hair.
“I don’t drink. A few countries are still recovering from the last time.”
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Elk charges forward, taking two quick slashes at Toonthulhu with his glaive.
Attack #1: 23
Damage: 19 magical slashing
2 lightning
Attack #2: 31
Damage: 19 magical slashing
6 lightning
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
(What kind of damage for the first attack?)
Automatic failure on the Dex save. Elk uses his telepathy to express the pain he feels. He then points the glaive at Toonthulhu, and a humongous whirlwind appears next to them. They must succeed on a DC 19 Dex save or take 36 lightning damage. Half in success.
Finally, Elk's body begins to morph until he has turned into a massive beetle, which screeches at the monster in front of him.
(Force)
dex save: 34 either way, he takes the bolt straight on and becomes covered in soot and starts smoking, but a second later he shakes it off and is fine.
Then, they produce a high tech, but cartoonish alien gun and fire three darts of force towards Elk. Auto hit, damage: 144
then he produces a large blanket, and throws it over the both of them, where it covers both of them and prevents them both from escaping. (Basically a forcecage)
Then, the concussive force of the gun ray attacks messes with his head, and suddenly there’s four of them. Oh gods.
then, the original one attacks again with the hand. To hit: 40 damage: 13
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile.
Her silver hair is all messy and she seems to be very drunk, a glass of golden liquid in her hand, and she waves sleepily to Ragnaris.
“We met before… you-HIC- escaped! I caused you a lot of trouble, didn’t-HIC-I?”
Ragnaris's eyes fill with dread, and he growls. "You... what are you doing with my grandson?" He begins to use his long neck to push his immense head further into the room.
“Love-HIC-loving him. Duh…” she trails off, almost as if she was about to pass out, before snapping back awake again. She holds up a glass of Thrilljoy. “Want some?”
Elk charges forward, taking two quick slashes at Toonthulhu with his glaive.
Attack #1: 23
Damage: 19 magical slashing
2 lightning
Attack #2: 31
Damage: 19 magical slashing
6 lightning
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
(What kind of damage for the first attack?)
Automatic failure on the Dex save. Elk uses his telepathy to express the pain he feels. He then points the glaive at Toonthulhu, and a humongous whirlwind appears next to them. They must succeed on a DC 19 Dex save or take 36 lightning damage. Half in success.
Finally, Elk's body begins to morph until he has turned into a massive beetle, which screeches at the monster in front of him.
(Force)
dex save: 21 either way, he takes the bolt straight on and becomes covered in soot and starts smoking, but a second later he shakes it off and is fine.
Then, they produce a high tech, but cartoonish alien gun and fire three darts of force towards Elk. Auto hit, damage: 444
then he produces a large blanket, and throws it over the both of them, where it covers both of them and prevents them both from escaping. (Basically a forcecage)
Then, the concussive force of the gun ray attacks messes with his head, and suddenly there’s four of them. Oh gods.
then, the original one attacks again with the hand. To hit: 31 damage: 22
Elk screams in pain, which just sounds like a very loud shriek, since he is currently a beetle. He then charges forward, slashing with his claws and snapping his teeth.
Attack #1: 19
Damage: 6 magical piercing
Attack #2: 18
Damage: 6 magical slashing
Attack #3: 24
Damage: 9 magical slashing
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
*Now that I’m making the statblock DIO in dnd would be broken*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Oh, alright. Um…can you tell him I’m sorry for causing him trouble before. He just…kind of freaked me out when he started chasing me like that…I’d tell him myself but….” He says a bit awkwardly, embarrassed about what happened before. Despite seeming to be a very smart kid, he is still just a kid.
"Of course, Zeon. I shall see you later." He opens a portal in front of him, then walks through. Once he arrives in Nessus, he sniffs the air, trying to catch Rag's scent.
(Well, Jester? You're the only one who knows where Rag is right now.)
He smells a drunken Rag in Asmodeus's tower, after going through some tunnels he finds him behind a door with Ettelia the Jailor, getting drunk and falling in love.
Ragnaris knocks on the door with a single claw, almost knocking it down from the sheer force. "Ragnerious? Are you in here? And I can smell the alcohol on you from a mile away. How much have you been drinking?"
Rag stumbles to the door and tries to speak "I'm- I'm fine grandfather. I'm so happy you're here. Do you want to meet the woman I love?" He opens the door and hugs Ragnaris.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile.
Her silver hair is all messy and she seems to be very drunk, a glass of golden liquid in her hand, and she waves sleepily to Ragnaris.
“We met before… you-HIC- escaped! I caused you a lot of trouble, didn’t-HIC-I?”
Ragnaris's eyes fill with dread, and he growls. "You... what are you doing with my grandson?" He begins to use his long neck to push his immense head further into the room.
“Love-HIC-loving him. Duh…” she trails off, almost as if she was about to pass out, before snapping back awake again. She holds up a glass of Thrilljoy. “Want some?”
"I am quite fine. And I cannot speak to you like this, it is too distracting." He touches a claw to her forehead, and her thoughts clear, allowing her to talk normally. "Now explain to me why one of the servants of Abaddon is courting my grandson."
(Don't worry, Ragnaris won't be this hostile towards their relationship in a few (in-game) hours.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Toonthulhu dodged the first attack normally, but the second attack, actually hits him. But to avoid it, he bends his body in an unbendable, noodlelike fashion, moving his torso to the side. He jumps behind Elk on spring legs, and his gloved hand enlarges to an enormous degree, becoming bigger than Elk himself. He smashes Elk with the enormous hand. To hit: 42 damage: 20 then he leaps to the other side of Elk and from his mouth, produces an oversized blunderbuss, shooting Elk point blank. Make a DC 33 Dex save or take 38 fire damage. Then he produces a bubble from his mouth, expanding until it envelopes him. It shines with protective force.
He is visibly surprised by this, but regains his composure. "Of- of course, Ragneriuos. I am very happy that you have found someone to love."
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“Is this some kind of mortal thing? Like a form of greeting?”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The Jailor is on the sofa of the living room of her manor sized living quarters, pouring herself another glass of Thrilljoy, not realizing a giant dragon is at the door.
"I have no idea what you mean? I said my name exactly like you did."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
He then turns around and stumbles over to Ettelia the Jailor and brings her over to Ragnaris, presenting her with a glee filled smile. *Time for Arch to step in.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Her silver hair is all messy and she seems to be very drunk, a glass of golden liquid in her hand, and she waves sleepily to Ragnaris.
“We met before… you-HIC- escaped! I caused you a lot of trouble, didn’t-HIC-I?”
He sighs “Never mind.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Oooh, this is gonna be good. 🍿*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Want to go drink?" He takes of his helm, revealing a handsome although slightly ordinary face and long black hair.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
(What kind of damage for the first attack?)
Automatic failure on the Dex save. Elk uses his telepathy to express the pain he feels. He then points the glaive at Toonthulhu, and a humongous whirlwind appears next to them. They must succeed on a DC 19 Dex save or take 35 bludgeoning damage and be sucked into the whirlwind. Half on a success.
A bolt if lightning then shoots from the glaive, and Toonthulhu must succeed on a DC 18 Dex save or take 21 lightning damage. Half in success.
Finally, Elk's body begins to morph until he has turned into a massive beetle, which screeches at the monster in front of him.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Ragnaris's eyes fill with dread, and he growls. "You... what are you doing with my grandson?" He begins to use his long neck to push his immense head further into the room.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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(So many typos... WHY?!)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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“I don’t drink. A few countries are still recovering from the last time.”
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
(Force)
dex save: 34 either way, he takes the bolt straight on and becomes covered in soot and starts smoking, but a second later he shakes it off and is fine.
Then, they produce a high tech, but cartoonish alien gun and fire three darts of force towards Elk. Auto hit, damage: 1 4 4
then he produces a large blanket, and throws it over the both of them, where it covers both of them and prevents them both from escaping. (Basically a forcecage)
Then, the concussive force of the gun ray attacks messes with his head, and suddenly there’s four of them. Oh gods.
then, the original one attacks again with the hand. To hit: 40 damage: 13
“Love-HIC-loving him. Duh…” she trails off, almost as if she was about to pass out, before snapping back awake again. She holds up a glass of Thrilljoy. “Want some?”
"Ah, I understand. I'll be in the bar if you need me."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Elk screams in pain, which just sounds like a very loud shriek, since he is currently a beetle. He then charges forward, slashing with his claws and snapping his teeth.
Attack #1: 19
Damage: 6 magical piercing
Attack #2: 18
Damage: 6 magical slashing
Attack #3: 24
Damage: 9 magical slashing
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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*Now that I’m making the statblock DIO in dnd would be broken*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"I am quite fine. And I cannot speak to you like this, it is too distracting." He touches a claw to her forehead, and her thoughts clear, allowing her to talk normally. "Now explain to me why one of the servants of Abaddon is courting my grandson."
(Don't worry, Ragnaris won't be this hostile towards their relationship in a few (in-game) hours.)
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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