He nods, "Fair. I didn't realize you ran a business. What is it? Please don't sue for damages." You realize his cockroaches look like they are surrounding and eating a spider.
“Well, isn’t that lovely… I own a casino a bit aways… that building to the surrounding streets and this bridge make up my domain.”
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
He nods, "Fair. I didn't realize you ran a business. What is it? Please don't sue for damages." You realize his cockroaches look like they are surrounding and eating a spider.
“Well, isn’t that lovely… I own a casino a bit aways… that building to the surrounding streets and this bridge make up my domain.”
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
It sighs in frustration.
”leave. Leave right now. Or I will make you.”
"Hm, I suppose I could do that. But that would require me to annex more of your land. Unless you're willing to give me a day pass or something. You got any paper wristbands? I love seeing how long I can wear those things before they break." He smiles up from where he is squatting. He really does seem to be enjoying his dumb jokes.
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
It sighs in frustration.
”leave. Leave right now. Or I will make you.”
"Hm, I suppose I could do that. But that would require me to annex more of your land. Unless you're willing to give me a day pass or something. You got any paper wristbands? I love seeing how long I can wear those things before they break." He smiles up from where he is squatting. He really does seem to be enjoying his dumb jokes.
“You will cross the bridge, out of my territory, I will not attack you, and you will not come back. If you don’t comply, I am not afraid of using force. Understand, sweetie?”
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
It sighs in frustration.
”leave. Leave right now. Or I will make you.”
"Hm, I suppose I could do that. But that would require me to annex more of your land. Unless you're willing to give me a day pass or something. You got any paper wristbands? I love seeing how long I can wear those things before they break." He smiles up from where he is squatting. He really does seem to be enjoying his dumb jokes.
“You will cross the bridge, out of my territory, I will not attack you, and you will not come back. If you don’t comply, I am not afraid of using force. Understand, sweetie?”
"Sure thing, but please don't call me sweetie. Makes me think you're either my grandma or a lover and you're way to ugly to be my grandma and I'm way to young for you." He turns his back and sticks his hands in his jacket pocket. His jacket screams SAVE OUR SORRY SOULS in jagged lettering as he makes his way to his car.
"Oh so I'm on your turf huh?" He squats down and spray paints a little circle around his feet. "I hear-by annex this circle as part of Roadkill-land. There, I'm no longer trespassing."
It sighs in frustration.
”leave. Leave right now. Or I will make you.”
"Hm, I suppose I could do that. But that would require me to annex more of your land. Unless you're willing to give me a day pass or something. You got any paper wristbands? I love seeing how long I can wear those things before they break." He smiles up from where he is squatting. He really does seem to be enjoying his dumb jokes.
“You will cross the bridge, out of my territory, I will not attack you, and you will not come back. If you don’t comply, I am not afraid of using force. Understand, sweetie?”
"Sure thing, but please don't call me sweetie. Makes me think you're either my grandma or a lover and you're way to ugly to be my grandma and I'm way to young for you." He turns his back and sticks his hands in his jacket pocket. His jacket screams SAVE OUR SORRY SOULS in jagged lettering as he makes his way to his car.
The being teleports away from the bridge.
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*I'll try to be around later today.*
*alright*
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A guy in a hazmat suit is mowing the lawn outside his house on 5th Street
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Little did they know someone was watching both of them on top of a roof
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'Hey, what have we got here?'
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*roll to see if you can see me.*
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