A small insectile abberation crawls up to him, gleaming carapice covered in needles.
Max casts Speak With Animals and says… “Hi…”
The creature laughs.
"[Clack] No need for your magic! [Clack]"
“Oh! You’re an Unholy Being, right? There are normal bugs here, like Kreet, so I just assumed.”
"Kreet? Who is that?"
“My bug friend!”
"[Clack] Huh. My name is Shelby. [Clack]"
“Hi! So Shelby, you’re an Unholy Being?”
"[Clack] Yes."
“W-what did you do that got you sent here?”
"I am an insectile demon who lives off spite, hatred, and death."
He sighs. “Of course you are. Why can’t people here be normal?”
The creatures looks at Max, mandibles buzzing, multitidinuous eyes peering at the child.
"Be careful what you say around Unholy Beings."
“Sorry, sorry. I’m Max.”
"Alright Max."
“So… what exactly have you done?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Gonzalo is missing so many opportunities to make eye puns*
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
“Yeah.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
*Naner?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
“Yeah.”
"I could demonstrate it on a being other than you."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
“Yeah.”
"I could demonstrate it on a being other than you."
“Alright, sure… as long as they come back to life, which I think most beings do.”
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My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
“Yeah.”
"I could demonstrate it on a being other than you."
“Alright, sure… as long as they come back to life, which I think most beings do.”
"... Okay. Do you see any creatures around us?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
“You’re tiny!”
"I can kill you."
“How?”
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
“No!”
"Aw."
“Yes, definitely no.”
"Then you'll never know."
“I don’t want to know.”
"Aw."
“Yeah.”
"I could demonstrate it on a being other than you."
“Alright, sure… as long as they come back to life, which I think most beings do.”
"... Okay. Do you see any creatures around us?"
*Naner?*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
“So… what exactly have you done?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*CUT WITH NANER*
"I have killed many humans such as yourself, strewn terror and chaos."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Gonzalo is missing so many opportunities to make eye puns*
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all!)
I live under a rock, but at least it's a pretty cool rock!
“You’re tiny!”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"I can kill you."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“How?”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Would you like me to demonstrate?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“No!”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Aw."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Yes, definitely no.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Then you'll never know."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“I don’t want to know.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"Aw."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Yeah.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
*Naner?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
"I could demonstrate it on a being other than you."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Alright, sure… as long as they come back to life, which I think most beings do.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!
"... Okay. Do you see any creatures around us?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Naner?*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*Sorry! Cut.*
“Nope.”
My wings were clipped, my heart in a chain, I suffered then, I walked through pain, but even now I know my strength, and I know I'll go any length to save the ones I love.
My least favorite person is me, but my favorite people are y'all. Keeper of Lore, Scribe, Writer.
Extended Signature!