I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
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If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
What kind of goals do you have in school?
Well, I left school and my education was at home from that point on, and the only goal I can remember was making sure there weren't any bullies. I succeeded in that by befriending literally every student my age.
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If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
What kind of goals do you have in school?
Well, I left school and my education was at home from that point on, and the only goal I can remember was making sure there weren't any bullies. I succeeded in that by befriending literally every student my age.
That doesn't sound like a fail. So your homeschooled?
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
What kind of goals do you have in school?
Well, I left school and my education was at home from that point on, and the only goal I can remember was making sure there weren't any bullies. I succeeded in that by befriending literally every student my age.
That doesn't sound like a fail. So your homeschooled?
Yep. The hopes and dreams was mostly a joke; it was a made-up game the other kids came up with. Literally called it "Hopes and Dreams", but I can't remember any details.
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If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
I tell everyone playing Minecraft, that a rare Axolotl is here. You die in the You-tubers hostage video.
It honestly took me waaaay too long to see what you did there. Clever.
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
What kind of goals do you have in school?
Well, I left school and my education was at home from that point on, and the only goal I can remember was making sure there weren't any bullies. I succeeded in that by befriending literally every student my age.
That doesn't sound like a fail. So your homeschooled?
Yep. The hopes and dreams was mostly a joke; it was a made-up game the other kids came up with. Literally called it "Hopes and Dreams", but I can't remember any details.
I see, When I was young, I led a full on war against 20 other kids. I'm Homeschooled aswell.
I change your dice out for hollow ones filled with C4. As soon as you roll your dice, they explode and vaporize your very existence.
And if you want to play the "They're virtual dice" card, I've also rigged your computer with a special explosive powder that activates when a dice rolls, it becomes a mini black hole, sucking you and every one of your dice into oblivion. ;)
I was also homeschooled for the first 8 grades of school.
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I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
Thanks, my younger brother always likes to watch Minecraft videos. Their always like. "Today I'm logging on to the DEADLIEST WORLD EVER, to catch the rare axolotl."
I kinda doubt that claim is true; I literally played on worlds where they would sometimes spontaneously fall into the void.
Kind of like my hopes and dreams in school, honestly.
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
That's kinda the point, they never live up to their claims.
What kind of goals do you have in school?
Well, I left school and my education was at home from that point on, and the only goal I can remember was making sure there weren't any bullies. I succeeded in that by befriending literally every student my age.
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
That doesn't sound like a fail. So your homeschooled?
Yep. The hopes and dreams was mostly a joke; it was a made-up game the other kids came up with. Literally called it "Hopes and Dreams", but I can't remember any details.
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
I see, When I was young, I led a full on war against 20 other kids. I'm Homeschooled aswell.
Cool.
It happens again, and you take 45 bludgeoning damage from kids with foam swords.
(That quote chain was getting long, figured we should drop it)
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Good Idea. This isn't Make the longest quote chain.
Funny, I won that war. (It was a 6 month endeavor.) You take 187 for both sides.
You are assaulted by a DM with legitimate magic powers for somehow having a 187 on a d20 roll. 150 force damage.
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
Wait... HOW DID I DO IT
Yeah, I am genuinely concerned. Are you a hacker?
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
yep, I'm part of Anonymous
I change your dice out for hollow ones filled with C4. As soon as you roll your dice, they explode and vaporize your very existence.
And if you want to play the "They're virtual dice" card, I've also rigged your computer with a special explosive powder that activates when a dice rolls, it becomes a mini black hole, sucking you and every one of your dice into oblivion. ;)
I was also homeschooled for the first 8 grades of school.
I am the DM, you are the player. You make the mistakes and I decide the consequences. Now, with that being said - Are you SURE you want to cast Fireball?
Nice, but you forgot. I'm part of Anonymous, I un-hack my computer. Now dice have VERY sharp points, your mouse is also sharp.
You watch as your mouse turns into a Giant Mouse and bites you over and over.
It distracts you while a Ancient Black Dragon sneaks into your room to melt you into the floor.
If someone judges you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.