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Yes.

Has anyone had the urge to dismantle everything about your DM's carefully constructed world? Torture that NPC to the brink of insanity and beyond? Burn down every tavern you find? Derail the DM's mind?

 No, I’m not a murder-hobo.

Has anyone ever had the high-uncontrollable urge to refuse to take any damage from an attack, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

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 No, I’m not a murder-hobo.

Has anyone ever had the high-uncontrollable urge to refuse to take any damage from an attack, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

I have now.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to try to cast Mend on a pile of smashed orphans (that was totally your accidental fault) just to make your DM take a long draft from a hip-flask?

(I know someone did but not with the intent to make the DM think they needed a stiff drink.)

Has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to make a practically OP weapon, equip it for a campaign (in which you are only lvl 2-3), and wait and see how long it takes the DM to realize and see their face when they see it and take a look at it?

Also, has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to make a Pokemon and show it to the DM to see their face while they read it?

I've done both, but only showed the DM one of the Pokemon I've made. View my profile if you want to see them all. Still considering making more!

No to both.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to try making friends with the beholder BBE, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

Nope.

Alright, I got 5 questions, all of which I've done. To say if you have, plz put "#1: yes/no, #2: yes/no, etc." just so it's easier.

#1: Has anyone here ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to (when you and your party are going to have to fight a princess who left her own kingdom and has a freaking giant dragon made of shadows, under her control, connected to her own shadow, and has a bracelet to summon said shadow dragon) have your character look at the princess, then the shadow dragon, say "Woah, that's so cool!", and then look up towards the sky and scream, "DM, WHY CAN'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE? WHY DO ALL THE BAD GUYS HAVE ALL THE COOL STUFF? CAN'T I HAVE, AT THE VERY LEAST, A FRICKIN HONEDGE WITH ME?"  just to see the look on your DM’s face when they try to explain their reasoning behind it just to realize that their reasoning is stupid?

#2: Has anyone here ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to (following the circumstances in parenthesis in #1) ask another party member "You wouldn't happen to know the move Close Combat do you?"; then after they say no, reply with "OK, then I'll show you how to do it right now, really quickly"; then, with the help of the party's nature elephant, pick them up and tell them "don't worry, you got this"; and proceed to throw them at the shadow dragon and scream "NOW GO GIVE EM HELL!" just to see the look on the face of party member being thrown and on the DM's face?

#3: Has anyone here ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to suggest the idea of using Charm Person to control the DM out loud so the DM can hear you say it, just to see the look on the DM's face?

#4: Has anyone here ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to brutally slaughter a midget-magical-oops-lion-who-half-the-time-turns-himself-into-a-potted-plant simply because he somehow managed to knock you out just to see the look on the DM's face but when the DM asks you "Why do you want to do this?", you say "Because that's what I did to the other 2 who were with the oops-lion" just to see the look on the DM's face?

#5: Has anyone here ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to have your character run at an invisible magical barrier around a magic school that an old wizard at the school said was there to see if it really was just to see the look on the DM's face?

1 - No
2 - No
3 - Yes, actually...
4 - No
5 - No

Also, Charm Person doesn't grant total control, only advantage on social interaction checks.

That's why we didn't do it...

Rogue's are OP.

Also, I'm working on my signature right now. I think it's waaaaaaay too long...

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to voice their PC like Jack Nicholson, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

No, I have not, but have you ever felt the urge to do any of the following to a door guaranteed to have bad guys on the other side just to see the look on the DM's face?

• yell "FBI OPEN UP" while banging on said door
• bodyslam into said door and, while in the room with bad guys in it, yell "Everybody freeze! This is a raid!" or "Freeze! Put your hands where we can see them! You're all under arrest!"
• whisper "...I know where you sleep..." through the crack under said door
• whack said door with an axe, put your face to the crack, and say "Hi how are ya?"
• try to open it by running headfirst into said door and knocking yourself out while also sending yourself flying backwards a few feet
• say "I nominate the DM to go in first. Don't worry DM, we'll lock the door and guard it to make sure no one (else) uninvited comes in!"

i now really want to

has anyone tried to gain madness on purpose just to see the look on your dms face

Has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to turn the monster manual into the monster girl manual, just to see the look on your DMs face

Has anyone ever felt the uncontrollable urge to jump onto your friends back like a skateboard right after they jump out a window on the 3rd level of a tower?

I have.

It was very fun.

No

Has anyone had the nigh uncontrollable urge to have all the sourcebooks on the table and use all the rules to make a charcter that ascends when they reach level 2?

Not since 3e. 😉

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to shout “I can’t do it captain, I don’ have the power!” When asked to do something, just to see the look on your DM’s face?

No 

Have you had the nigh uncontrollable urge to burn down the village's tavern and bar the doors to block people from running whilst simultaneously setting fire to the land around it so window jumpers have no escape? I haven't

Have you tried to make a homebrew item/spell/character but only show part of it to your DM so that when you use the full powers they ban you from their table? No

Has anyone ever had the uncontrollable urge to light a tavern (and all the highly fleshed out NPC's in it) on fire for absolutely no reason but to annoy the DM?

Never.

Has anyone ever had the nigh-uncontrollable urge to mac it on the barkeep in a tavern, just to see the look on the DM’s face?

no

Have you ever had the urge to kill the questgiver in a campaign and then seize control of the town.