A1. I attack the godmodder, but set a savepoint before doing so. I then attack him, and fail. I then load that save file, attack using my knowledge of what he will do to avoid attacks, repeatedly savescumming until I damage him.
I devote all of my actions to building a shop directly on the battlefield! The shop is called "Eves Magic Hemp" Hpwver the building is not done yet. As I need to dedicate 3 more actions worth of charging to make a sufficiently secure storefront, 2 more to hire workers, 8 more to hire security, and 5 more to order supplies
So in total that is
3/6 charges on the building
0/8 on hiring security
0/2 on hiring workers
0/5 on product generation
Also my willingness to sell to anyone who pays nets me in the neutral category
I clone the absence of a cats antimatter body as many times as I can with 2 of my actions, then with my last action banish the original cat into the astral plane, it being the most dangerous thing to this army.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
and like if anyone else does actually read these it'll probably be in the far future, hopefully(?) after the thing is done.
Binding Ropes - Gnawing Restraint 45 HP, 0 Attack. These ropes bind Exodevtis to the earth at multiple points, restricting its ability to attack, as there is not enough slack in each rope to reach further targets. The listed positions of the ropes are how far Exodevtis can go without breaking each; the ropes all physically tie Exodevtis, and so naturally are within Exodevtis's range. These fraying ropes appear to be made out of braided wheat, and are much thicker than is ordinary for such ropes in order to restrain Exodevtis, though they are still far too weak under ordinary circumstances. Their alignment is listed as Opposing Exodevtis because that's all these ropes do, and they were created when Exodevtis was eclipsed by Racyls'Strom. Soon, Exodevtis will have gnawed its way through all of them, and be freed again- or perhaps the Decay will consign them to naught. Clowning Spirit degrofeR - I Can Shapeshift Into A Clown 240 HP, 2Durfty attack? The resurrected form of the Deep Fried Clowning Spirit, this entity has a wide array of possible actions, such as shapeshifting into a clown, shapeshifting into an anthropomorphic clown, shapeshifting into a giant clown, shapeshifting back to normal, and many others. It is a master of clownly combat and a clownified version of Gravediggents Crafting Spirit. Visually, it looks like... a clown, except transparent and wavering in the air.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 10/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
1 - ecneserP ehT absorbs the sap decaying it into its own body, balancing out the strength the sap attempted to take away.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis. YES, I can command it. What's it to you anyway?
Three qualities are added to the drink:
- Tea - Earl Grey - Hot
...Either that or they're characteristics. Or maybe properties?
A1: I percuss the Godmodder, playing a drum solo on them for the heck of it.
A2: I provide closure! I have no idea what I'm closing, but it's resolved or closed down.
A3: As far as things that are not closed, the pub! I brew wine using the grapes and brewery from that side quest or something, because we're going to be competitively available or whatever.
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The MOTH PALADINS EXPLOSIVE TAGS MAKE A FIREWORKS SHOW. The F films more goings-on! Other entities act at discretion.
Nuclear fusion plants work by taking atoms, using extreme temperatures to fuse hydrogen, specifically isotopes *copy-pasting* deuterium and tritium, both heavy isotopes of hydrogen. Deuterium constitutes a tiny fraction of natural hydrogen, only 0,0153%, and can be extracted inexpensively from seawater. Tritium can be made from lithium, which is also abundant in nature.
A3 - FDA Soul Research
Going into my mindscape's extensive library, I search the catalog for books about SOULS.
Also, as a free action, I add the property Regulated by the FDA to A Drink.
Orders
S-Tank and Turret, please target Racyls'Strom. Sub, Torpedo (9) Racyls'Strom.
All Actions: The Supersoaker Turret shoots Water 2 at the bear. The bear grows larger, like one of those rubber toys when you put them in a glass of water, and its anger grows too. The Bearbarian has been unleashed!
Its attack is inversely proportional to its HP. At max HP it has almost no attack but at low HP its attack is equal to (slightly lower than the) max HP.
The Supersoaker Turret gives the Bearbarian directions. The Bearbarian uses its telekinetic abilities to teleport to the Battlefield instantly.
Entity Actions:
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Exodevtis. (ignore this I just copied it so I could copy it next turn) Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis. The Bearbarian will attack the leaves on Racyls'Strom's health bar.
It turns even clearer, and begins to sparkle. You can see all the way through it now. (It turns clearer because it is turning into a diamond. When it is fully enchanted, it will be able to charge up spells. This will cost additional charging for each spell cast from it, right now I’m just creating the magic object itself.)
As a free action I dub the rock-diamond “Soul Eater”
Alright, FDA agent killed and decay stopped! And the footprint with fur that’s totally not human? Big plus! 3 actions to charge the portal to Nightvale, why is the ground staring to rumble? 8/10
10 Teensies start to brew Cactus-Flower whiskey. That’ll help the Terminally Foolish Drunks. But probably not. 5 Teensies start planning a Rave, and the rest tend to each other’s wounds. That’s what family is for, right?
Thi Hi-Ginii pricticis dintil ciri in thi Gidmiddir.
Binding Ropes - Chewed Through. 45 HP, 0 Attack. These ropes bound Exodevtis to the earth at multiple points, restricting its ability to attack, as there was not enough slack in each rope to reach further targets. However, they have now all been destroyed. The Binding Ropes were created by the Shifting Eclipse during Racyls'Strom's phase, binding Exodevtis to do nothing of relevance in that time, but in Exodevtis's phase their durability proved far insufficient.
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay 2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning an unpredictably-paced stream of new mooks and absorbing the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potency; this restriction applies across all respects. Due to the Shifting Eclipse, some of its unrestricted capabilities have been observed; If unbounded, it is limned in golden light, and capable of manipulating the Sap pooling below it as a semblance of a limb, though only in grand and imprecise movements. it is known to possess an ability known as 'Shamanic Barrier', whereby its Life force prevents it from taking damage at the cost of backlash to its slimes. Currently, this ability is inefficient.
noitcennoC elbissopmI oT - ecneserP ehT .evitcejbus ylerup ,revewoh ,si lavivrus sihT .evila ylevitcejbus era smitciv sti ,ecneserP ehT fo snoitrop tnetsixenon eht ni detoor ylegral snosaer rof ;selpicnirp tnereffid no noitcnuf yllatnemadnuf tub ,sitvedoxE ot stceffe trevo ni ralimis era seitilibapac yrotalimissa stI .ecnetsixenon strap eerht ot ecnetsixe strap neT yletamixorppa fo -denifed eb nac soitar sa rafosni -desopmoc ecnetsixe lacixodarap a si ecneserP ehT A521+883 PH 7082.
Inside-out Tank
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 12/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
Well, I'll read those books... later. As a free action, I ask Racyls'Strom "What are the Godmodder's motives?"
A1 - Tiamat
Information. Also, I have an interest in dragons. Plus, I want to have a clear comparison of power between deities and almost-deities.
A2 - Infinity Mathematicians
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into the pub. The first one orders 1 sandwich, the second 1/2, the third 1/4, the fourth 1/8, and so on and so forth, with each next mathematician wanting half as much sandwich as the previous. When asked to pay, they have enough money to pay for two sandwiches.
A3 - Energy Plant 4/10
In the process of fusion, some of the matter is converted to energy. An absurd amount. Specifically, the speed of light squared (insert unit of energy)s.
Orders:
Tank and Turret will attack Exodevtis. Sub will Decay Sniper (8) the Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff.
A1: FLORIDIANS. Wait, Florida is where they send Resplendent Destinies when they're on vacation! I manifest destiny, causing the battlefield to have increased odds of people or fatelike constructs of people.
A2: You gotta be crazy to be a superhero in this industry...which means the Going Insane on Purpose Club is the perfect place to start a league of heroes and villains! It's insane because usually the heroes and villains are enemies but now they're teaming up despite the lack of existential threat. I write up the organizational structure on flyers to the various superheroes and let them figure it out.
A3: I stuff Exodevtis full of the Corrupted Fruits and miscellaneous sap, because they're just kinda piling up and there's a devouring special charged so that should work as something to eat.
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Entities applicable to this effort consider rebuilding the moon, by developing gravity rockets to attract random stuff in space. This involves a lot of studying magic physics for some reason. Other entities act at discretion.
The Impossible Embassy opens wide and a searing light emerges. It is the light of JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY, and his mighty sword, POOKY OF THE BEARS. Under the light of POOKY OF THE BEARS, the Cat's shackles, imposed upon it by the Godmodder, become visible. With a single, precision strike, JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY brings POOKY OF THE BEARS down upon the shackles, shattering them in mighty bursts of searing light and releasing the Cat of its obligation.
However, even this is a distraction. For, behind the walls of light, another individual emerges. A figure with a name plate, bearing a single symbol: ☛. ☛ raises a hand, and the ☛ on their nameplate glows, causing them to disappear from this paragraph. Outside of the quote block this post is contained within in the update, ☛ descends to the End of Turn battle, and replaces A Cat's faction symbol with a copy-paste of ecneserP ehT's, to return it to the faction it was previously. Then, to tie up all the loose ends, ☛ floats back up to the quote block this post is contained in, and disappears into the Impossible Embassy as JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY finishes shattering the invisible shackles. Then, JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY also disappears back into the Impossible Embassy.
~~~
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis, or if it's dead now, the Racyls Strom.
I take the As Fourtold and choose the second option because I don't plan on abusing the mechanics... yet.
Action 1: I eat an engineering textbook. Yes! Now I know exactly how to heal machines! I hit the Inside-out Tank with a wrench.
Action 2: I explain to Exodevtis that it'll die before Racyls'Strom if it doesn't spend all its actions on attacking Racyls'Strom, and nobody wants that... I think?
Action 3: Here, I'll even throw in a deal. If Exodevtis doesn't attack my entities, my entities will only attack Racyls'Strom.
The Inside-Out Tank will attack A Cat. Storm Man!! will attack A Cat. The Bearbarian will attack A Cat.
Hey! It's me ChrysalisM from spacebattles!
A1. I attack the godmodder, but set a savepoint before doing so. I then attack him, and fail. I then load that save file, attack using my knowledge of what he will do to avoid attacks, repeatedly savescumming until I damage him.
2/3 charge 2
I devote all of my actions to building a shop directly on the battlefield! The shop is called "Eves Magic Hemp" Hpwver the building is not done yet. As I need to dedicate 3 more actions worth of charging to make a sufficiently secure storefront, 2 more to hire workers, 8 more to hire security, and 5 more to order supplies
So in total that is
3/6 charges on the building
0/8 on hiring security
0/2 on hiring workers
0/5 on product generation
Also my willingness to sell to anyone who pays nets me in the neutral category
All Actions: charge
Bearbarian 17/20
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Exodevtis.
Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis.
I clone the absence of a cats antimatter body as many times as I can with 2 of my actions, then with my last action banish the original cat into the astral plane, it being the most dangerous thing to this army.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
45 HP, 0 Attack. These ropes bind Exodevtis to the earth at multiple points, restricting its ability to attack, as there is not enough slack in each rope to reach further targets. The listed positions of the ropes are how far Exodevtis can go without breaking each; the ropes all physically tie Exodevtis, and so naturally are within Exodevtis's range. These fraying ropes appear to be made out of braided wheat, and are much thicker than is ordinary for such ropes in order to restrain Exodevtis, though they are still far too weak under ordinary circumstances. Their alignment is listed as Opposing Exodevtis because that's all these ropes do, and they were created when Exodevtis was eclipsed by Racyls'Strom. Soon, Exodevtis will have gnawed its way through all of them, and be freed again- or perhaps the Decay will consign them to naught.
Clowning Spirit degrofeR - I Can Shapeshift Into A Clown
240 HP, 2Durfty attack? The resurrected form of the Deep Fried Clowning Spirit, this entity has a wide array of possible actions, such as shapeshifting into a clown, shapeshifting into an anthropomorphic clown, shapeshifting into a giant clown, shapeshifting back to normal, and many others. It is a master of clownly combat and a clownified version of Gravediggents Crafting Spirit. Visually, it looks like... a clown, except transparent and wavering in the air.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!: 20/41
1 - ecneserP ehT absorbs the sap decaying it into its own body, balancing out the strength the sap attempted to take away.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis. YES, I can command it. What's it to you anyway?
Three qualities are added to the drink:
- Tea
- Earl Grey
- Hot
...Either that or they're characteristics. Or maybe properties?
A1: I percuss the Godmodder, playing a drum solo on them for the heck of it.
A2: I provide closure! I have no idea what I'm closing, but it's resolved or closed down.
A3: As far as things that are not closed, the pub! I brew wine using the grapes and brewery from that side quest or something, because we're going to be competitively available or whatever.
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The MOTH PALADINS EXPLOSIVE TAGS MAKE A FIREWORKS SHOW. The F films more goings-on! Other entities act at discretion.
A1 - Pray
I pray to Tiamat. That is all for this action.
A2 - Energy Plant 3/10
Nuclear fusion plants work by taking atoms, using extreme temperatures to fuse hydrogen, specifically isotopes *copy-pasting* deuterium and tritium, both heavy isotopes of hydrogen. Deuterium constitutes a tiny fraction of natural hydrogen, only 0,0153%, and can be extracted inexpensively from seawater. Tritium can be made from lithium, which is also abundant in nature.
A3 -
FDASoul ResearchGoing into my mindscape's extensive library, I search the catalog for books about SOULS.
Also, as a free action, I add the property Regulated by the FDA to A Drink.
Orders
S-Tank and Turret, please target Racyls'Strom. Sub, Torpedo (9) Racyls'Strom.
there should be a ctg wiki
My crown boosts myself, the super knight, and the bearbarian until I change it.
I use my first action to attack the racyls’strom
My other two actions are used to call someone…
Summon ally 2/5
The super knight and elite guards all attack the damaged least slime
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
All Actions: The Supersoaker Turret shoots Water 2 at the bear. The bear grows larger, like one of those rubber toys when you put them in a glass of water, and its anger grows too.
The Bearbarian has been unleashed!
Its attack is inversely proportional to its HP. At max HP it has almost no attack but at low HP its attack is equal to (slightly lower than the) max HP.
The Supersoaker Turret gives the Bearbarian directions. The Bearbarian uses its telekinetic abilities to teleport to the Battlefield instantly.
Entity Actions:
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Exodevtis. (ignore this I just copied it so I could copy it next turn)
Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis.
The Bearbarian will attack the leaves on Racyls'Strom's health bar.
1/2. Charge 2
3. Summon Florida Man with my 4 cp
All 3 actions: Enchant the rock (6/9)
It turns even clearer, and begins to sparkle. You can see all the way through it now. (It turns clearer because it is turning into a diamond. When it is fully enchanted, it will be able to charge up spells. This will cost additional charging for each spell cast from it, right now I’m just creating the magic object itself.)
As a free action I dub the rock-diamond “Soul Eater”
Alright, FDA agent killed and decay stopped! And the footprint with fur that’s totally not human? Big plus! 3 actions to charge the portal to Nightvale, why is the ground staring to rumble? 8/10
10 Teensies start to brew Cactus-Flower whiskey. That’ll help the Terminally Foolish Drunks. But probably not. 5 Teensies start planning a Rave, and the rest tend to each other’s wounds. That’s what family is for, right?
Thi Hi-Ginii pricticis dintil ciri in thi Gidmiddir.
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[A]
45 HP, 0 Attack. These ropes bound Exodevtis to the earth at multiple points, restricting its ability to attack, as there was not enough slack in each rope to reach further targets. However, they have now all been destroyed. The Binding Ropes were created by the Shifting Eclipse during Racyls'Strom's phase, binding Exodevtis to do nothing of relevance in that time, but in Exodevtis's phase their durability proved far insufficient.
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay
2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning an unpredictably-paced stream of new mooks and absorbing the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potency; this restriction applies across all respects. Due to the Shifting Eclipse, some of its unrestricted capabilities have been observed; If unbounded, it is limned in golden light, and capable of manipulating the Sap pooling below it as a semblance of a limb, though only in grand and imprecise movements.
it is known to possess an ability known as 'Shamanic Barrier', whereby its Life force prevents it from taking damage at the cost of backlash to its slimes. Currently, this ability is inefficient.
noitcennoC elbissopmI oT - ecneserP ehT
.evitcejbus ylerup ,revewoh ,si lavivrus sihT .evila ylevitcejbus era smitciv sti ,ecneserP ehT fo snoitrop tnetsixenon eht ni detoor ylegral snosaer rof ;selpicnirp tnereffid no noitcnuf yllatnemadnuf tub ,sitvedoxE ot stceffe trevo ni ralimis era seitilibapac yrotalimissa stI .ecnetsixenon strap eerht ot ecnetsixe strap neT yletamixorppa fo -denifed eb nac soitar sa rafosni -desopmoc ecnetsixe lacixodarap a si ecneserP ehT A521+883 PH 7082.
Inside-out Tank
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
Well, I'll read those books... later.
As a free action, I ask Racyls'Strom "What are the Godmodder's motives?"
A1 - Tiamat
Information. Also, I have an interest in dragons. Plus, I want to have a clear comparison of power between deities and almost-deities.
A2 - Infinity Mathematicians
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into the pub. The first one orders 1 sandwich, the second 1/2, the third 1/4, the fourth 1/8, and so on and so forth, with each next mathematician wanting half as much sandwich as the previous. When asked to pay, they have enough money to pay for two sandwiches.
A3 - Energy Plant 4/10
In the process of fusion, some of the matter is converted to energy. An absurd amount. Specifically, the speed of light squared (insert unit of energy)s.
Orders:
Tank and Turret will attack Exodevtis. Sub will Decay Sniper (8) the Plushy-filled Enchanted Sludgeriver-Cliff.
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: FLORIDIANS. Wait, Florida is where they send Resplendent Destinies when they're on vacation! I manifest destiny, causing the battlefield to have increased odds of people or fatelike constructs of people.
A2: You gotta be crazy to be a superhero in this industry...which means the Going Insane on Purpose Club is the perfect place to start a league of heroes and villains! It's insane because usually the heroes and villains are enemies but now they're teaming up despite the lack of existential threat. I write up the organizational structure on flyers to the various superheroes and let them figure it out.
A3: I stuff Exodevtis full of the Corrupted Fruits and miscellaneous sap, because they're just kinda piling up and there's a devouring special charged so that should work as something to eat.
-
Entities applicable to this effort consider rebuilding the moon, by developing gravity rockets to attract random stuff in space. This involves a lot of studying magic physics for some reason. Other entities act at discretion.
CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!: 41/41
The Impossible Embassy opens wide and a searing light emerges. It is the light of JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY, and his mighty sword, POOKY OF THE BEARS. Under the light of POOKY OF THE BEARS, the Cat's shackles, imposed upon it by the Godmodder, become visible. With a single, precision strike, JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY brings POOKY OF THE BEARS down upon the shackles, shattering them in mighty bursts of searing light and releasing the Cat of its obligation.
However, even this is a distraction. For, behind the walls of light, another individual emerges. A figure with a name plate, bearing a single symbol: ☛. ☛ raises a hand, and the ☛ on their nameplate glows, causing them to disappear from this paragraph. Outside of the quote block this post is contained within in the update, ☛ descends to the End of Turn battle, and replaces A Cat's faction symbol with a copy-paste of ecneserP ehT's, to return it to the faction it was previously. Then, to tie up all the loose ends, ☛ floats back up to the quote block this post is contained in, and disappears into the Impossible Embassy as JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY finishes shattering the invisible shackles. Then, JON ARBUCKLE, HOLY ARCHANGEL OF MERCY also disappears back into the Impossible Embassy.
~~~
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis, or if it's dead now, the Racyls Strom.
I use all three actions to summon an ally
5/5
Ganlidore the royal mage answers the call, and joins me on the battlefield.
Once Ganlidore can attack, the c own will boost him instead of the bearbarian.
My other summons attack the same least slime
Unrelated, I like what random_person did with the mathematicians. This doesn’t affect the battlefield.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I take the As Fourtold and choose the second option because I don't plan on abusing the mechanics... yet.
Action 1: I eat an engineering textbook. Yes! Now I know exactly how to heal machines! I hit the Inside-out Tank with a wrench.
Action 2: I explain to Exodevtis that it'll die before Racyls'Strom if it doesn't spend all its actions on attacking Racyls'Strom, and nobody wants that... I think?
Action 3: Here, I'll even throw in a deal. If Exodevtis doesn't attack my entities, my entities will only attack Racyls'Strom.
The Inside-Out Tank will attack A Cat.
Storm Man!! will attack A Cat.
The Bearbarian will attack A Cat.
1-2.
Start charge to summon an army of animate versions of those little toy green military guys.
Army Men: 2/20
3. There will be a bad consequence for igniting that cat: