*sorry if this gets long, I'm on mobile so I can't do spoilers*

Floating through the Astral Plane, a small, decrepit building. But appearances aren't always as they seem... Through the door, the interior is finely made with marble and gold-veined stone, and magically larger than the outside. Inside, all the monsters ever banished by adventurers, awakened by the magic of the building. Running the bar, there is a massive Tarrasque with a top hat and monocle, Sir Jimothy.

Character making:

You can choose any D&D official monster statblock and play it as a character. If you wish, you can also play a person but only if you have a good reason for them to be there (backstory). You must create a 1) Backstory, how/when they arrived to the Astral Plane (usually banished by adventurers, but could be other) 2) Appearance, what they look like, as not everyone has all the books and cannot see the listings 3) Name, pretty self explanatory. Put each of these in your first post.

Rules:

1) keep it pg-13. Just like all the rest. 2) No combat, or Sir Jimothy the Tarrasque will bite your head off. 3) Be a nice person. I understand many monsters are Chaotic evil, just don't take it too far. 4) Don't trust Boblin. 5) So I know you read the rules, write *top hat Tarrasque* in your first post

*I like the top hat Tarrasque

Once I think of a good monster I'll join*

*wooh! It’s here. Love the top hat tarrasque*

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*I like the top hat Tarrasque

Once I think of a good monster I'll join*

 Hmm... I wonder what monster GIBBER is going to be... ;D

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*I like the top hat Tarrasque

Once I think of a good monster I'll join*

 Hmm... I wonder what monster GIBBER is going to be... ;D

 *Oh wait how could I forget

Maybe I'll be a gibbering mouther maybe I won't you'll never know*

*I shall join the top hat Tarrasque in his endeavors. I'm probably going to play a Star Spawn Emissary, but if I come up with something cooler I might do that.*

*if I do play a gibberer, I'll probably change it and make it slightly different then the original for RP purposes.*

*top hat tarrasque*

I think I'll be a boneclaw.

*would a lich count as a monster or a person? An undead lord might be fun to play*

*a lich would work. All you need is how they were banished to the Astral Plane and you're good for any creature you want, including people*

*also person or monster makes no difference, so whatever you think it counts as works*

*alrighty*

Suddenly, the air gets chillier in the tavern. The door creeps open, and a figure stands at the door. He is clearly undead, with ruined flesh and exposed bones in some places. However, he also has grand robes, and a look of someone who was previously that of a god in power, but now reduced to nearly nothing. This is Vandoman the Ruined Lich, formerly Vandoman the Mighty Lich. A mere week before, he had been about to rule the world, but then some petty adventurers were able to stop him. They forced him to be trapped in the Astral Plane, and his astral form floated around until it came across this very tavern. 

He walks up to the Tarrasque with a top hat and monocle. "Hello, good sir, what do you have on your menu?"

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*alrighty*

Suddenly, the air gets chillier in the tavern. The door creeps open, and a figure stands at the door. He is clearly undead, with ruined flesh and exposed bones in some places. However, he also has grand robes, and a look of someone who was previously that of a god in power, but now reduced to nearly nothing. This is Vandoman the Ruined Lich, formerly Vandoman the Mighty Lich. A mere week before, he had been about to rule the world, but then some petty adventurers were able to stop him. They forced him to be trapped in the Astral Plane, and his astral form floated around until it came across this very tavern. 

He walks up to the Tarrasque with a top hat and monocle. "Hello, good sir, what do you have on your menu?"

 "Oh, how wonderful! Welcome to the Café of Lost Souls! I am Sir Jimothy, pleased to make your aquantaince," he says in a slightly high-pitched, posh accent. "We have many marvelous things for purchase, and - not to brag - I have quite a bit of experience cooking. You name it, and I can make it."

"I would like a simple drink. Normally, I drink the souls of the innocent, but I assume that is not available, so some milk will do."

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"I would like a simple drink. Normally, I drink the souls of the innocent, but I assume that is not available, so some milk will do."

 "Yes, of course. Coming right up!" He says in a cheery manner. He goes in the back (you can hear all sorts of smashing and cracking sounds as he stomps around) and pulls out a glass of chilled milk. It is the tastiest, most wonderful milk you've ever had. He tips his tiny top hat in a little bow.

"Rather fine milk. Now, what exactly is this place?"

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"Rather fine milk. Now, what exactly is this place?"

 "Oh, we're not entirely sure. It is, of course, a magical establishment. It awakens every creature that doesn't already have a basic intelligence, but we don't know exactly how or why. All I know is this has become a haven and a home for many lost souls." He says, smiling gently.

"Is this a trapped here forever thing? Either way, I'm already stuck due to my... Predicament."

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"Is this a trapped here forever thing? Either way, I'm already stuck due to my... Predicament."

 He shrugs. "I don't know. Even if I could I don't think I'd leave, I've built a wonderful thing for myself here." He hesitates. "What is this 'predicament', if you dont mind?"

"Well, you see, I was on the verge of becoming a god. But then some 'heroes' came and banished me to here."

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"Well, you see, I was on the verge of becoming a god. But then some 'heroes' came and banished me to here."

 He sighs and puts his head in one scaly, clawed hand. "Ah, that's too bad. I'm sure you would've been a great god." He smiles gently.